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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Timijo(m): 7:09pm On Feb 02, 2016

Welcome to Nigeria where everybody begs for LIKES on nairaland as if it is money.

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Lasveg(m): 7:09pm On Feb 02, 2016

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Nobody: 7:22pm On Feb 02, 2016

Welcome to Nigeria where a Niger Deltan betrays his people over the approval of others

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by lanruma001: 7:29pm On Feb 02, 2016

Welcome to Nigeria, where basic amenities is a luxury!

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Nobody: 7:34pm On Feb 02, 2016

Welcome to Nigeria where schooling is for the certificate..... and the certificate is for show....

Welcome to Nigeria where junk food is most expensive, and it's food for the rich. And somehow we feel proud when we are able to buy them (visit KFC and see)

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Raydos: 7:37pm On Feb 02, 2016

Welcome To Nigeria Where Every Celebrity Lied About There Ages - DonJazzy 24years - Davido 15years - Olamide 16years....... LindaIkeji 10years.....2face 3years Old grin

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by judondasylva(m): 7:41pm On Feb 02, 2016

welcome to Nigeria where u go tell jail if you say anything bad about the government.

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by danidee10(m): 7:48pm On Feb 02, 2016

Dat hausa own and the seatbelt #lwkm grin

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by danidee10(m): 7:50pm On Feb 02, 2016

Welcome to nigeria where they burn local thief's but dobale for international thiefs

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by KMJY(f): 8:05pm On Feb 02, 2016

Welcome to Nigeria where the president is without a certificate yet is capable of making people with certificate turn zombies

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by bolivnnaija: 8:17pm On Feb 02, 2016

Aspireahead:

99% of the time actually

I think 90% is bad enough.
Anyway, it will improve with time.
Welcome to Nigeria where normal hammatan will make guys put on winter coat plus head gear.
Nija peeps are the best!

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by 2rez: 8:22pm On Feb 02, 2016

Nawa oh! Deriving maximum pleasure from "this means war" sad

. See as them nigerians dey use nigeria catch cruise & worse of it, trending on twitter where gbege go soon sele. I perceive gbege happening on twitter soon u to this nonsense trending. U can quote me on that. If americans contribute or other nationalities by bashing @ us now, u guys will take umbrage & start exchanging words. Naija i hail thee. As kermit will say, its non of my business though undecided

. Let the war beginning. ***spreads mat***

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by domopps(m): 8:23pm On Feb 02, 2016

ffome:
welcome to nigeria@ where Lagos-Ibadan Expressway is
being awarded, re-awarded, re-re-awarded, re-re-re-
awarded, every year

Wicked.........

Cheeeeers

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Nobody: 8:32pm On Feb 02, 2016

martyns303:
Is it just me or is that last tweet actually true? 90% of the time when a wrong number call comes in, the person on the other end speaks Hausa.

i tire oh

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Nobody: 8:33pm On Feb 02, 2016

danidee10:
Welcome to nigeria where they burn local thief's but dobale for international thiefs

where thieves have police and military escorts

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Nobody: 8:35pm On Feb 02, 2016

Alejhandro:
Nigerians getting worried after power is left uninterrupted for 3hrs to me is d #Star tweet#

especially in the night and rain starts falling n they still no off am

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Nobody: 8:36pm On Feb 02, 2016

lanrema:
welcome to Nigeria where gaining admission into University is a testimony

and handing over to ur incumbent after ending your tenure is benevolent of you

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by zurine(f): 8:50pm On Feb 02, 2016

welcome to Nigeria where Nairaland is the No1 social network

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Mcowubaba: 8:51pm On Feb 02, 2016

ffome:
welcome to nigeria@ where Lagos-Ibadan Expressway is
being awarded, re-awarded, re-re-awarded, re-re-re-
awarded, every year

Mehn na true oo.... The have been doing that road since I was in Secondary school, I go soon marry na dey neva finish am

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by azeecoboy(m): 8:57pm On Feb 02, 2016

where stealing is not corruption!

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by 2sex(m): 9:01pm On Feb 02, 2016

Speechless3:
No its not just you o

Hello Ma'am. How are you doing today?

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Nobody: 9:02pm On Feb 02, 2016

2sex:
Hello Ma'am. How are you doing today?

Hi me doing great. How u

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by bigsmoke2(m): 9:07pm On Feb 02, 2016

Welcome to nigeria where "ehn" can mean yes,and so what,wow, come again ,is that so. Depending on how you pronounce it

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by todan(m): 9:14pm On Feb 02, 2016

Welcome to nigeria where someone elected into public office becomes rich by default.

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Nobody: 9:22pm On Feb 02, 2016

SirLegal:
Most of the tweets are just lame.

But anyways, welcome to Nigeria where most job opportunities are virtually based on Nepotism.

Welcome to Nigeria where thieves are Chiefs, Morons are Barons, Politicians are Saints, Love means Money.

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by 2sex(m): 9:25pm On Feb 02, 2016

Speechless3:
Hi me doing great. How u

doing great. can you do me a favour?

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by luvprince4real(m): 9:28pm On Feb 02, 2016

Welcome to Nigeria where the judiciary is d president's headache.

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Nobody: 9:30pm On Feb 02, 2016

2sex:
doing great. can you do me a favour?

What dearie?

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by luvprince4real(m): 9:36pm On Feb 02, 2016

Welcome to Nigeria where the president rules from outside and visits the country once in a blue moon.

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by 2sex(m): 9:36pm On Feb 02, 2016

Speechless3:
What dearie?

can you borrow me some height... I am a midget embarassed

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Nobody: 9:43pm On Feb 02, 2016

2sex:
can you borrow me some height... I am a midget

Ok dear just upload a pic and its done

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by 2sex(m): 9:48pm On Feb 02, 2016

Speechless3:
Ok dear just upload a pic and its done

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