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When He Has Already Battered You But Your Friends Keep Pushing You To Fight On ( by buzquet(m): 9:42am On Feb 03, 2016
O boy, I remember this don happen to back den in secondary school, I was in ss1. There is this strong calabar for our class.
My friends have been encouraging me to fight her so I will b the champion of our class. But on this faithful day, one of my friend tricked me to touch her yansh during break time that nothing go happen. O boy! Na so the devil self enter me ooo! Infront of our class during break time ( hope say una go sabi how student go plenty for outside during that time)

Who touch me? The girl asked. Na so dem point finger towards me oo


Before I know wetin dey happen, the girl just wire me 2 better slap. Omo come see how students shout oooo

Na so me self won show say I be man, come ask her say if dem born her well make she slap me again. Before I know it agian, I don get another 2 hot slaps again.

Me self just managed give her one punch. But na that time I know wetin dem dey call blow shook. The girl just give me one for mouth, imidiately blood dey rush for my mouth, before I know wetin hapen again, she don knack me for ground, dey put sand for my mouth. After she don comot ontop me, na so my friend dey tell me say make I no worry that I should go and show her say I be man.

Na so shame just carry me jeje enter our class back to go clean my mouth

Since that day, dem don dey call me GARRI IGBO for school ooo

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Re: When He Has Already Battered You But Your Friends Keep Pushing You To Fight On ( by BeeBeeOoh(m): 9:45am On Feb 03, 2016
See as e tie hin slippers to hand, na chemist things remain foram since e no wan givup..
Re: When He Has Already Battered You But Your Friends Keep Pushing You To Fight On ( by emmchi(m): 9:52am On Feb 03, 2016
Agbaya nah girl beat you cheesy
Re: When He Has Already Battered You But Your Friends Keep Pushing You To Fight On ( by buzquet(m): 9:57am On Feb 03, 2016
emmchi:
Agbaya nah girl beat you cheesy
I dey tell you. That shame still dey Holla me
Re: When He Has Already Battered You But Your Friends Keep Pushing You To Fight On ( by Mykelpato(m): 10:01am On Feb 03, 2016
grin Garri Igbo
Re: When He Has Already Battered You But Your Friends Keep Pushing You To Fight On ( by Nobody: 10:08am On Feb 03, 2016
I remember Nelly o my classmate...She tear my eye with slap after I beat her younger brother....it was not a small something.......grin
Re: When He Has Already Battered You But Your Friends Keep Pushing You To Fight On ( by emmchi(m): 10:10am On Feb 03, 2016
buzquet:
I dey tell you. That shame still dey Holla me
cheesy
Re: When He Has Already Battered You But Your Friends Keep Pushing You To Fight On ( by buzquet(m): 10:26am On Feb 03, 2016
slyIsaac:
I remember Nelly o my classmate...She tear my eye with slap after I beat her younger brother....it was not a small something.......grin
you self dey that league?
Re: When He Has Already Battered You But Your Friends Keep Pushing You To Fight On ( by hippyj(m): 2:27pm On Feb 03, 2016
if you did not go through this ,then your childhood days lacked experience
Re: When He Has Already Battered You But Your Friends Keep Pushing You To Fight On ( by cyndiegal(f): 3:47pm On Feb 03, 2016
Mhen,you nor dey shame,na girl beat you like dat.LOL
Re: When He Has Already Battered You But Your Friends Keep Pushing You To Fight On ( by 7footre(m): 5:49pm On Feb 03, 2016
Hahahaha!!! You must humble for that school till you graduate!
Re: When He Has Already Battered You But Your Friends Keep Pushing You To Fight On ( by Nobody: 12:20pm On Feb 04, 2016
buzquet:
you self dey that league?
gringrin
Re: When He Has Already Battered You But Your Friends Keep Pushing You To Fight On ( by Hadeyeancah(m): 2:13pm On Feb 04, 2016
Guy u fall my hand that day...... .... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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