Hi guys,below are the nairaland members i would like to see in the federal cabinet of the Federal Republic Of Nigeria

PERVERT9, President and commander in chief thief of the armed forces robbery Federal Republic of Nigeria i would also be in charge of the ministry of Petroleum _{na where person dey work na there he dey chop sop.}



Debosky, Minister of Women affairs{i just pray that he wont end up impregnating all the ladies }

Dayokanu, Minister of Sports{because of his love for my club _{MAN UNITED bed united}

Seun Osewa{SAN}, Attorney General and Minister of Justice{dont ask me why unless you want to get BANNED }

Thoniaslim, Minister of Health

Kitaun, Minister of Works

Iice, Minister of Information{the post requires someone that can call white black _{you know what i mean?} the name Iice and lies sound the same in the ears }

Toyosi, Minister of Education{the people from her place too like book}

Donzman, Minister ofLabour and Productivity


Darfur, Minister of Housing

Easybaby, Minister of Commerce and Industry

Naijacutee, Minister of Niger Delta Development{she would use her beauty to tame the millitants in the niger delta }

Enitan2002, Minister of Finance{can i really trust you with the national treasury?}

Menike, Minister of Science and Technology

Omoge, Minister of Youth Development

Dr Ferlie werepe, Minister of Defence

Dapsycool, Secretary to the Governnt of the Federation

Phenomenon, Minister of Power and steel _{power to steal}

Ikamefa, Minister of Men affairs{her name was submitted base on her post MO FE DOKO }

Aba man, CBN Governor{if you like go dey print fake naira notes,i go jail you }

EFCC Chairman, Hot Angel{she is hot}

ICPC, Wealthyman


Islander, special adviser to the president on bed matters {una know why now}

N-Gauge, special adviser to the president on concubine affairs

ToyinreponToyinrayo, First lady no 1


Cuteass, First lady no 2

Omoeko, First lady no 3

Hotstepper, First lady no 4

Mukina, Firstlady no 5


These are the people that i want to see in the Federal Cabinet come 2011,now let,s have yours remember {I} pervert9 remains the president.

oloshi *hisses*