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Swear If U Dont Do All This by COOLHAFO: 11:14pm On Feb 05, 2016
OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVA DO ANY OF THIS
1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt.

2.- if u didn't play rubber band.

3.- if u neva bath in the rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1

5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.

6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take it and give you new ones.

7.- if u don't just watch your legs n hands instead of bathing before going to school.

8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted building or under bed with friends.

9.- if u have never flew a kite.

10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands.

11.- if u never write your name on a paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.

12.- if didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when the light went off.

13.- if u neva wave at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter.

14.- if u did heard of ghost that stay under mango trees at night.

15.- if u never drive a single car tyre with stick and call it a car.

16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket and it while walking on the street.

17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand without fire.

18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.

........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!
Oya choose the one you do....

....Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i don't knw either until i grew up.

....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult don't knw dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living" i knw u are singing it now again, smiles...

***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha!
Re: Swear If U Dont Do All This by okonja(m): 11:20pm On Feb 05, 2016
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Re: Swear If U Dont Do All This by Ahzyz(m): 12:16am On Feb 06, 2016
I swear i did everything.

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