MY FUTA DIARY.
* You ask your friends..how far with reading?
They said they haven't started...only to get to
ETF or LT and find out they have a permanent
sit.
* Lecturers telling you "buying my manual is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list
of those that buy.
* You graduate with 2.2 and be telling yourself. If
it was to be Unilorin... I would have been a 2.1
graduate by now.
* SUG will organize a protest and those SUs will
boycott it for lectures.
* If you think true love is the only thing that is
hard to find...try looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form.
* In FUTA, you don't need to go far for
anything...right in your hostel you have an
electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a
drug dealer).
* You're walking with a beautiful lady inside
campus and before you know it...she has hugged
like 15 guys.
* FUTA guys can configure free browsing on
small Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention
Yahoo join o. Lol).
* Those fellowship people has turned our love
gardens to prayer ground. U're enjoying your
babe jeje-ly under that tree and they will just
spoil your show with preaching & prayer. *sobs.
* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to
see that all seats has been occupied by bags &
books.
* Semester starts: meat pie and a bottle of
smoove
Mid-semester: Futa bread and limca
Semester ending: garri don take over
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya
tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns back-------class
don full. Lol
* You receive your year one results and you give
your life to Christ without preaching... Just like
that!
*You've got automatic tickets to those babes
when you have a car. I lie?
* It's always funny when exam supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop
THE super human ability; answering 3hrs
question in 50seconds. Haha
********GREATEST FUTARIANS

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Why re you not creative? you people keep copyright from Uniporth to Futminna to Futa. Try check UNIBEN, OAU stuff to know the meaning of creativity.