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Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by sutoboy(m): 10:19pm On Apr 20, 2012 |
U n ur frnd on seperate bikes n ur status reads convoy tins.....#Godiswatchingu# You watch movie 4ur mini laptop u put pm say cinema thingz #Godiswatchingu Your mum sells palm oil, your dad refills gas. You keep telling people your parents work in OIL&GAS company......#Godiswatchingu add yours 2 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by EFULEFU1(m): 10:23pm On Apr 20, 2012 |
hi suto , i am in lov wid you.. |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by bunmioguns(m): 10:46pm On Apr 20, 2012 |
EFULEFU1: hi suto , i am in lov wid you.. hw abt me |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by sutoboy(m): 10:46pm On Apr 20, 2012 |
EFULEFU1: hi suto , i am in lov wid you.. your profile pics looks as if you will kill me at home so am scared 1 Like |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by sunnshyn(f): 12:48am On Apr 21, 2012 |
You spent 500k on ur birthday, ur r unemployed and ur bf earns 40k monthly...#GodisWatchingYou. You sit at ur backyard taking cool breeze because there's no electricity and u update:"Ocean View tins on Point" as ur status message on bbm....#GodisSeriouslyWatchingYou Ur sitting on a bus going to Oshodi and u update: I'm driving, no pings pls...#GodisWatchingYou. You enter GT Bank to Poo and u update ur dm: Talking with my Accounts officer....#haaa GodisReallyWatchingYou Your 18, dating a woman of 55 and u update ur pm: "its cold I'm missing my baby", Is dat ur baby or ur grandmother? #GodisWatchingYou. 15 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by nnamanis(m): 1:14pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
Your Account Balance is 2 kobo Only, And you are singing aloud: She Must Chop My Money, #God is watching You 9 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by nnamanis(m): 1:25pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
You are eating Bread and Akara,Yet you are updating: I love Burger, #God is watching u Your boyfriend they travel to Enugu by ekenedilichukwu bus and u put safe flight Boo for ur BBM status #God is watching u 2 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 3:12pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
copy and paste more ororo to ur shiny bald head Your mom sells stock fish and your dad changes money, you turn around and say your parents are into stock exchange! - God is watching you. 7 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by dani1luv: 3:17pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
U snap picture for ur oga's living room and upload it on FB saying 'its good to be home' #GodIsWatchingYou 3 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 3:23pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
Your home is having a night vigil with some folks and you write down "Clubbing Things" on your PM - God is watching you. |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by dani1luv: 3:38pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
U dey ur backyard dey enjoy fresh air, u kon update "oceanview on point" #GodIsWatchingYou |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by dani1luv: 4:39pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
Wishing Someone HBD just cos' Ur hoping to get cake .. #GodisWatchingYou u update ur BBM status with "i love ONLY u boo" and 45 Girls reply privately with "thanks luv" #GodisWatchingyou U where sent to buy fuel of N1500, and you bought N1400..pocket N100 #Godiswatchingyou U snap picture for ur oga's living room and upload it on FB saying 'its good to be home' #GodIsWatchingYou 2 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by ekeroyal(m): 5:37pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
Suto's a very good boy, no doubt. EFULEFU1: hi suto , i am in lov wid you.. It's a nice thread buddy. That even know where to start and what to start with. ok, You're drinking pepsi and you sms your gf, "hey babe am having champagne with my friends, wish you were around" You're swimming in a river and you say "@Sheraton Hilton swimming with and having fun with friends." You're an usher in a church and the reason you love your job is 'cause you'd carry those sweet gals up all alone when they fall. Now God just won't watch he'll curse you. 1 Like |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 5:39pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
You go buy pant for alaba-suru market (bend down select), yet you come write "I love my new Victoria Secret" - God is watching |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by sunnshyn(f): 5:54pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by sunnshyn(f): 5:56pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
You'v had sex with other chics and u fasting and praying to marry a virgin....#GodisWatchingYou with a 3D You carry one bottle of Vodka all thru d nite at d club and u update on ur pm "shutting down d Bar" #IndeedUarebeenWatched He buys u an LV bag, CL shoes, even helped ur brothers, now he takes u home and u say: baby, please we going too fast..#AmadiohaisWatchigYouFromABrokenMirror... You cover urself at nite with am Ankara Fabric then u update: "snuggling under my duvet".....#GodisSeriouslyWatchingYou. 11 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 7:25pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
Ʊ and ur friend are on 2 separate okadas and ur update is " convoy things"...#Godiswatchingyou!" 1 Like |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by ekeroyal(m): 8:01pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
~vicky~: And why are you repeating what has been said? Do you need goggles? 2 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 8:13pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
U are Eating Eba with the Aroma of ur Neighbours soup and u update "Shawama Tinz" ekeroyal: oops....sorry dat was a mistake |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Ruqaya(f): 8:45pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
Hmmnnn. I dey hail o |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 8:53pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
Ruqaya: Hmmnnn. I dey hail o where u hail from ruqbabe |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by contra(m): 10:02pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
You're A Fisherman In a Riverine Area, And You Tell Your Neighbours n friends You Work Offshore. #GodIsWatchingYou# 3 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by bunmioguns(m): 5:46am On Apr 22, 2012 |
You are still struggling to write UTME and on ur fb Profile you put University of Ife. . . . .#GodisWatchingYou# 1 Like |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by kolsrah(m): 8:51am On Apr 22, 2012 |
U do money rituals dey call am yahoo-yahoo.#Godiswatching# |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 8:55am On Apr 22, 2012 |
You've seen SPARTACUS seasons 1-3 and you keep saying You've never watched Porn... #GodIsWatchingU 4 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 8:56am On Apr 22, 2012 |
You excort Ur Uncle go international Airport, u come back dey speak American accent # GodIsWatchingU 8 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 8:57am On Apr 22, 2012 |
Your mom sells stock fish nd ur dad changes money , U turn around and say ur parents are into stock exchange My friend# Godiswatchingu" |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 8:59am On Apr 22, 2012 |
U are a cele member and u are going for baptism and uupdate 'elegushi beach tinz'.# Godiswatchingu" 2 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by innovestor(m): 9:00am On Apr 22, 2012 |
EFULEFU1: hi suto , i am in lov wid you... . .# Godiswatchingu" |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 9:00am On Apr 22, 2012 |
U re flexxin bb porsche on campus while ur mumcy is at d street corner #GodIswatchingYou White girl updates 'i miss u henry' naija girl updates 'i miss u boo'...tryin to kill 7 birds wit one stone... #GodIswatchingYou U mess and u allow dem punish anoda person..... #GodIsWatchingYou U be runs girl yet u tell ur bf no serx till after marriage #GodIswatchingYou 2 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 9:01am On Apr 22, 2012 |
U never had shoes as a kid, yet uapprove N3m daily 4 urself as lunch money cos u are now in power #Godiswatchingu 28 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 9:03am On Apr 22, 2012 |
Your boyfriend just left your house with okada and u wrote "drive carefully boo" on ur status #Godiswatchingu 2 Likes |
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