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Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by sutoboy(m): 10:19pm On Apr 20, 2012
U n ur frnd on seperate bikes n ur status reads convoy tins.....#Godiswatchingu#


You watch movie 4ur mini laptop u put pm say cinema thingz #Godiswatchingu


Your mum sells palm oil, your dad refills gas. You keep telling people your parents work in OIL&GAS company......#Godiswatchingu


add yours

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by EFULEFU1(m): 10:23pm On Apr 20, 2012
hi suto , i am in lov wid you..
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by bunmioguns(m): 10:46pm On Apr 20, 2012
EFULEFU1: hi suto , i am in lov wid you..


hw abt me undecided
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by sutoboy(m): 10:46pm On Apr 20, 2012
EFULEFU1: hi suto , i am in lov wid you..


your profile pics looks as if you will kill me at home

so am scared

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by sunnshyn(f): 12:48am On Apr 21, 2012
You spent 500k on ur birthday, ur r unemployed and ur bf earns 40k monthly...#GodisWatchingYou.

You sit at ur backyard taking cool breeze because there's no electricity and u update:"Ocean View tins on Point" as ur status message on bbm....#GodisSeriouslyWatchingYou

Ur sitting on a bus going to Oshodi and u update: I'm driving, no pings pls...#GodisWatchingYou.

You enter GT Bank to Poo and u update ur dm: Talking with my Accounts officer....#haaa GodisReallyWatchingYou

Your 18, dating a woman of 55 and u update ur pm: "its cold I'm missing my baby", Is dat ur baby or ur grandmother? #GodisWatchingYou.

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by nnamanis(m): 1:14pm On Apr 21, 2012
Your Account Balance is 2 kobo Only, And you are singing aloud: She Must Chop My Money, #God is watching You

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by nnamanis(m): 1:25pm On Apr 21, 2012
You are eating Bread and Akara,Yet you are updating: I love Burger,
#God is watching u



Your boyfriend they travel to Enugu by ekenedilichukwu bus and u put safe flight Boo for ur BBM status
#God is watching u

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by vicky6: 3:12pm On Apr 21, 2012
copy and paste

more ororo to ur shiny bald head

Your mom sells stock fish and
your dad changes money, you
turn around and say your
parents
are into stock exchange! - God
is watching you. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by dani1luv: 3:17pm On Apr 21, 2012
U snap picture for ur oga's living room and upload it on FB saying 'its good to be home' #GodIsWatchingYou

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by vicky6: 3:23pm On Apr 21, 2012
Your home is having a night vigil
with some folks and you write
down "Clubbing Things" on your PM
-
God is watching you.
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by dani1luv: 3:38pm On Apr 21, 2012
U dey ur backyard dey enjoy fresh air, u kon update "oceanview on point" #GodIsWatchingYou
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by dani1luv: 4:39pm On Apr 21, 2012
Wishing Someone HBD just cos' Ur hoping to get cake .. #GodisWatchingYou grin grin

u update ur BBM status with "i love ONLY u boo" and 45 Girls reply privately with "thanks luv" #GodisWatchingyou grin grin

U where sent to buy fuel of N1500, and you bought N1400..pocket N100 #Godiswatchingyou grin grin grin

U snap picture for ur oga's living room and upload it on FB saying 'its good to be home' #GodIsWatchingYou sad shocked grin grin grin grin

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by ekeroyal(m): 5:37pm On Apr 21, 2012
Suto's a very good boy, no doubt.

EFULEFU1: hi suto , i am in lov wid you..
shocked shocked


It's a nice thread buddy. That even know where to start and what to start with.


ok, You're drinking pepsi and you sms your gf, "hey babe am having champagne with my friends, wish you were around"

You're swimming in a river and you say "@Sheraton Hilton swimming with and having fun with friends."

You're an usher in a church and the reason you love your job is 'cause you'd carry those sweet gals up all alone when they fall.

Now God just won't watch he'll curse you. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by vicky6: 5:39pm On Apr 21, 2012
You go buy pant for alaba-suru
market (bend down select), yet
you come write "I love my new
Victoria Secret" - God is
watching
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by sunnshyn(f): 5:54pm On Apr 21, 2012
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by sunnshyn(f): 5:56pm On Apr 21, 2012
You'v had sex with other chics and u fasting and praying to marry a virgin....#GodisWatchingYou with a 3D

You carry one bottle of Vodka all thru d nite at d club and u update on ur pm "shutting down d Bar" #IndeedUarebeenWatched

He buys u an LV bag, CL shoes, even helped ur brothers, now he takes u home and u say: baby, please we going too fast..#AmadiohaisWatchigYouFromABrokenMirror...

You cover urself at nite with am Ankara Fabric then u update: "snuggling under my duvet".....#GodisSeriouslyWatchingYou.

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by vicky6: 7:25pm On Apr 21, 2012
Ʊ and ur friend are on 2 separate okadas and ur update is " convoy things"...#Godiswatchingyou!"

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by ekeroyal(m): 8:01pm On Apr 21, 2012
~vicky~:
Ʊ and ur friend are on 2 separate okadas and ur update is " convoy things"...#Godiswatchingyou!"

And why are you repeating what has been said? Do you need goggles?

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by vicky6: 8:13pm On Apr 21, 2012
U are Eating Eba with the Aroma of ur
Neighbours soup and u update "Shawama Tinz"

ekeroyal:

And why are you repeating what has been said? Do you need goggles?

oops....sorry dat was a mistake
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Ruqaya(f): 8:45pm On Apr 21, 2012
Hmmnnn. I dey hail o
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by vicky6: 8:53pm On Apr 21, 2012
Ruqaya: Hmmnnn. I dey hail o

where u hail from ruqbabe
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by contra: 10:02pm On Apr 21, 2012
You're A Fisherman In a Riverine Area, And You Tell Your Neighbours n friends You Work Offshore. #GodIsWatchingYou#

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by bunmioguns(m): 5:46am On Apr 22, 2012
You are still struggling to write UTME and on ur fb Profile you put University of Ife. . . . .#GodisWatchingYou#

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by kolsrah(m): 8:51am On Apr 22, 2012
U do money rituals dey call am yahoo-yahoo.#Godiswatching#
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Ogbeche77: 8:55am On Apr 22, 2012
You've seen SPARTACUS seasons 1-3 and you keep saying You've never watched Indecency... #GodIsWatchingU

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Ogbeche77: 8:56am On Apr 22, 2012
You excort Ur Uncle go
international Airport, u come back dey speak American accent # GodIsWatchingU

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Ogbeche77: 8:57am On Apr 22, 2012
Your mom sells stock fish nd ur dad changes
money , U turn around and say ur parents are into stock
exchange My friend#
Godiswatchingu"
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Ogbeche77: 8:59am On Apr 22, 2012
U are a cele member
and u are going for baptism and uupdate 'elegushi beach tinz'.# Godiswatchingu"

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by innovestor(m): 9:00am On Apr 22, 2012
EFULEFU1: hi suto , i am in lov wid you..
. . .# Godiswatchingu"
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Imanuelle(m): 9:00am On Apr 22, 2012
U re flexxin bb porsche on campus while ur mumcy is at d street corner #GodIswatchingYou


White girl updates 'i miss u henry' naija girl updates 'i miss u boo'...tryin to kill 7 birds wit one stone... #GodIswatchingYou
U mess and u allow dem punish anoda person..... #GodIsWatchingYou
U be runs girl yet u tell ur bf no serx till after marriage #GodIswatchingYou

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Ogbeche77: 9:01am On Apr 22, 2012
U never had shoes as a kid, yet uapprove N3m daily 4 urself as lunch money cos u are now in power #Godiswatchingu

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Ogbeche77: 9:03am On Apr 22, 2012
Your boyfriend just left
your house with okada and u wrote "drive carefully boo" on ur status #Godiswatchingu

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