why you come dey where glasses

Morning Everybody hw was our nite **sorry ur niet*** abi nite jare

It so great. Thanks a lots.

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some people no well sha

Abbey gud morning, how was ya nite?

Ben good evening to u

Thanx sylve, I'm fine

Ben20001:


Abbey gud morning, how was ya nite?

cool but short, and urs?

alex2009:


It so great. Thanks a lots.

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but y are u crying nw!!!!

romade:

y u self come follow am dey cry?

because i dey pity am nw!!!

Haba u4 tell m say u nid eye water 4 juju charm nw

thn go pee 4inside ya drum so to make use of it thn.

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wetin dey happen

sholabanke:

wetin dey happen

Thnk God u waka fine, na rice we dey share, com carry ur own

give me back my gucci

lai lai. i don collect am back

then u don look for trouble!

u get trouble so?

Gud morning every bory in d house!!!! _{Streching my boday}[i][/i]

Ben "l-Rufai said Yar'Adua has failed."

Sylve "Do you believe that? I think the guy should not be taken seriously."

Ben "So you don't think Yar'Adua has failed? University teachers are on strike, Boko Haram and his men are on rampage and Yar'Adua is enjoying the cool Brazilian breeze, and who knows what else."

Romade "Yar'Adua does not have to be around to fight Boko and his thugs."

Ble "But when is Yar'Adua ever around? Even when he is around, what does he get done? I see the faces of the ministers and ministers of state at the National Executive Council meeting, they never look serious enough."

Gabry "What do you mean by that?"

Ble "They are always smiling like some folks who have won big lotteries and are eager to start spending their loot."

Jeovy "Any one holding ministerial position in Nigeria today has won more than lottery, my friend. He or she has come to life and life has come to him or her."

Dani "So a minister is a lottery winner in Nigeria?"

Jeovy Yes, he is. He will get choice plots in Abuja, Lagos and everywhere else. He will have police escorts, orderlies, secretaries, drivers, personal assistants, thugs and even civil servants to carry his cell phone and his big-man bag."

Studio "You forget the cash, the petty cash in particular. It is the tool of the ministerial office."

Jamace "I wonder if El-Rufai ever approves of petty cash accounts in his days."

Tytylayor "That was the days of OBJ"

Romade "Is there any difference between OBJ and Yar'Adua? I think it is a continuum, more of the same as Obama is wont to say."

Dani I disagree with that. There is a difference. OBJ was more pragmatic than this anti-EFCC Yar'Adua."

Ben nice one there!

Ble "You don't think he is more methodical than OBJ?"

Benedictac "What method? If you mean the method of not getting anything done and doing nothing, then I can agree."

Studio "He is getting some things done. FIFA is happy with the nation's preparation for the FIFA Junior World Cup and tickets for the tournament are now being sold."

Ble "We are discussing important issues affecting the masses and you are talking about soccer and the jamboree Yar'Adua and his men are about to host! Do you know how many billions have been wasted for the preparation and how much of that actually went into any meaning or tangible project? Bottomless pit is a virtue rather than a vice in Nigeria."

Romade "Man must wack."  

Ble "Man must wack and the people are hopeless and jobless!"

Gabry "The people are not hopeless; they have only resigned themselves to fate since Yar'Adua moved into Aso Rock."

Sylve "And the warlords in the Niger Delta now have their amnesty along with free monthly cash."

Clemcykul "You think that is a good deal?"

Tytylayor "It is a wonderful deal for Yar'Adua. He's given the people of the Niger Delta what they asked for and he's taken what he wanted from them."

Clemcykul "And what has Yar'Adua taken from the Niger Delta people?"

Ben "He wanted to have the petroleum university moved to the North, and he's quickly and quietly carried out the move. The Petroleum Training Institute in Warri is no longer a university of petroleum. Yar'Adua has upgraded the petroleum institute in Kaduna to a university and downgraded the PTI in Warri, robbing Peter to enrich Shehu."  

Romade "Are you serious about this?"

Sylve "Those of you who say Yar'Adua is not doing anything must open your eyes very well to see the things he's cleverly elected to do, and these are done with master strokes while everyone is watching and looking but absent minded enough."

the discussion is to be continued. . cos the moderator is going for a break.

One old couple (85 & 92) were dressing up for a dinner and they were almost late.
While the husband was searching for his pair of shoes, he found a box uder the bed and he opened.
He found about a thousand pieces of coins and 5 pieces of eggs.
He asked the wife "dear, what are the eggs for?" she repplied "i put an egg in d box anytime i'm unfaithful to you", the husband repplied "ok, then what are the coins for?".
The wife said "i sell the eggs off for a coin whenever i av a dozen of them"

Are u an OOUite? Abbey.

Ben u try, that one tap

ocube2007:

One old couple (85 & 92) were dressing up for a dinner and they were almost late.
While the husband was searching for his pair of shoes, he found a box uder the bed and he opened.
He found about a thousand pieces of coins and 5 pieces of eggs.
He asked the wife "dear, what are the eggs for?" she repplied "i put an egg in d box anytime i'm unfaithful to you", the husband repplied "ok, then what are the coins for?".
The wife said "i sell the eggs off for a coin whenever i av a dozen of them"

Nice one  

ocube2007:

Are u an OOUite? Abbey.

wetin mak u ask? i resumble one?