Good day nairalanders, I want to share a real life story that happened to my friend yesterday.

The story goes like this, he met and toasted this lady on the road and everything started in a fine way as he said. They went to Shoprite, Mr Biggs and all kinds of eateries out there. Everything goes on well but no sex from the lady. I advised my friend to stop taking her to eateries and other benefits she gains from him.

There was that fateful day that this my friend invited this lady to his house just to catch fun including sex. She strongly refused sex and this my friend dick don rise. He tried all tricks but no one works. He eventually felt tired of the whole thing. He told the girl he wasn't interested in the relationship again. He asked her to go and surprisingly, she was asking of about N5000 transportation fare from him. And this trouble started. He decided not to give her any dime.

She carried all kinds of things including his bag without my friend knowledge. Before he could not what was happening the girl has absconded with a motorcycle. He got to know his certificate was missing when he was asked to present his certificate during his company verification exercise.
And he called the girl with phone on record that she took the certificate.

What should this guy do to get his certificates back, please?


Cc lalasticlala

Make him better go pay her

beg her

Pray luck run on him for the items to be recovered.... Wondering why sex can be initiated so soon!

Result is regretful now than trying I believe

End time runs

Very funny story. How will he explain it to people?

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The guy which your friend (the real person is you) should go and seek for forgiveness from God and and and I don forget what to say