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Blonde Mum Died by dani1luv: 11:18am On Jul 11, 2009 |
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well being asked sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” To which the blonde replies… “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.” The boss feeling very sorry at this point explains to the young girl. “Why don’t you go home for the day… we aren’t terribly busy just take the day off to relax and rest.” The blonde very calmly states…”No, I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.” The boss agrees and allows the blond to work as usual… “If you need anything just let me know.” Well… a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde…he looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!!!!! He rushes out to her asking, “What’s so bad now… are you gonna be okay??” “No…” exclaims the blonde, “I just received a horrible call from my sister and she said that her mom died too!!” |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by romsky: 12:24pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
I am a natural blonde so speak slowly |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by sylve11: 12:26pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
Captain and the wailers good evening o |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by romsky: 12:31pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
gud nyt sgt syl |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by dani1luv: 12:33pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
Romade you dun come again oh |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by romsky: 12:52pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
wia i bin go b4 |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by sylve11: 12:57pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
i nor be send u msg? |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by romsky: 1:17pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
even in 20 yrs tym u'll still trail me so ow u fit |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by sylve11: 1:22pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
u tot as much, ain't it? |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by romsky: 2:07pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
blonde |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by mamagee3(f): 5:32pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
god bless copy and paste. ;d |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by Arcani: 8:20pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
yeah, your best set of words |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by blissieng(f): 5:00pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
echoe that! |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by Arcani: 6:58pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
Dont you have the ability; no mouth or hand |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by dani1luv: 10:09pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
i doubt it if she has |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by donsponky(m): 10:58am On Jul 16, 2009 |
dey have sold them for the weekend stuff welcome back dani the captain |
Re: Blonde Mum Died by Recoverd(f): 11:49am On Jul 16, 2009 |
Nt funny |
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