DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses And make-up.

Really excited.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and Dolphins.

Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf Balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table For dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very Attractive and attentive.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino.

Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.

Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.

He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I Could not be unfaithful.



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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburnt, and went inside to drink at Piano-bar for rest of day.

Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is Charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.

Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him Have his way with me, he would sink the ship.

I was shocked!!

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice.

@POSTER IF U DONT LET ME HAVE MY WAY, I'LL SINK NAIRALAND, LOL

Akuviv:


He told me, if I did not let him Have his way with me, he would sink the ship.

***Dutifully copies above line into pocket notebook for future use***

Nice! I like it

saved lives indeed

Thanks all, good to know you like it.

@ Pappy4real: Are an Osama?

I am no blond I like your sense of humour

@poster
u do well o
so how many times have saved lives now

Cool

@ Xiana: Thank you o, as per saving lives,hmm, I wish I married a blond so that I can threaten to bomb my spouse's village so that an attempt will be made to save lives all the time you know

@Kunbee : Thank you dear.

lol nice one

@ Cynthoney : Thank you

Jokes apart, people keep saving lives daily in their own little way. Check out Nollywood stories; a sick mother has to be saved hence prostitution, lecturer sef,

Lol

Akuviv:



@Kunbee : Thank you dear.

You are welicum

seen it b/4

give us something fresh jor!

@ EFEMENA_XY : Good to know you've seen it before, I will welcome something fresh and new from you or anyone in this thread. Waiting abeg

lol!

Akuviv:

@ EFEMENA_XY : Good to know you've seen it before, I will welcome something fresh and new from you or anyone in this thread. Waiting abeg

lol - and I reject the temptation!!

na carry load for Efe head now!

morning peeps

Morning cy .So how waz ya night?

My nite was great and urs?

missed u guy

@ EFEMENA_XY : You must fall for this temptation o by fire by force  

@ CYNTHONEY : Good morning deary! Please pray that EFE falls into temptation   itching for a new joke.

@Akuviv,morny luv

Efe no get choice na,she and her heartrob Vicks go soon post something soon

Relax and watch out

Thanks for the reassurance.

EFE falling 1,2 3,

lives r said 2 be save daily.
a wife slept with her boss when face with the posibilty of sack\
a husband turn a male prostitute to save his family
a girl gave herslf 2 save her siblings
etc.
those wu fall into dis category r likely blonde

Akuviv:

Thanks for the reassurance.

EFE falling 1,2 3,

hehehe - see me see wahala o!

erm. . .Efe is in recess

maybe l8er - besides, I dey give una plenty, plenty space!!

Blonde Mary was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn't find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case.

When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. "The wife of the defendant has identified you as the 'other woman' in her husband's life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?"

"Well, yes," acknowledged Mary with a sniff, "but I couldn't help it."

"Couldn't help it?" asked the lawyer derisively. "How's that?"

"Mr. Evans deceived me."

"Exactly what do you mean?"

"See, when we signed in," she explained, "He told the motel clerk I was his wife."

EFEMENA unless you have new original jokes, please just enjoy the joke and not tell us you've seen them before. Still waiting for your jokes though.


THE BLONDE HUBBY



On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself. "How romantic!" she thought.

Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting for dinner to be served. She tip-toed to the kitchen and found it a colossal mess. Her harried blonde husband, removing something indescribable from the smoking oven, saw her in the doorway.

"Almost ready!" he vowed. "Sorry it took me so long -- I had to refill the pepper shaker."

"Why, honey, how long could that have taken you?"

"More'n an hour, I reckon. Wasn't easy stuffin' it through those dumb little holes."

nice one, though it wasnt funny 2 me

Thanks Clem for not finding it funny but flashed your teeth anyways. I tell you they are not aboki teeth (if I'm to borrow Kunbee's words)

Thanks KDK. Here's another for you.


HOOTERS

Sally was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, had never seen Sally looking so sad.

Liz said, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay, but you look so sad. Why?"

Sally replied, "Because I just can't get a man."

Liz said, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

"Don't be so silly," Sally said. "I know that. I went in the woods because I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."

Liz said, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Sally replied, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

"So, how's that gonna help you get a man?" asked Liz.

Sally said, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."

lol dis is it! ehhehehe

thumbs up bro