A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.

She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, - "grinamn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!!!"

Can u tell me where d joke is pls??

booqee: Can u tell me where d joke is pls??

make i hear word jor. As if your jokes are better off.
Mugu

Attention seeker! Mumu.....

booqee: Attention seeker! Mumu.....

see your big chest.

dani1luv:

Will you stop laughing and remove this trash from this section?

mikuz:
see your big chest.

booqee:
Attention seeker! Mumu.....

mama & baba iyabo, could you both please save us this drama? It's becoming the trademark of all threads in this section.

ekeroyal:

Will you stop laughing and remove this trash from this section?




mama & baba iyabo, could you both please save us this drama? It's becoming the trademark of all threads in this section.

lol, lemme modify his post

mikuz: see your big chest.

Hahahahahaha!!!!! Sorry ooooo! How big

Oh

dani1luv:
lol, lemme modify his post

wonders shall all be the last name of NL, so Dani & hightechbiotech is same person.

ekeroyal:

wonders shall all be the last name of NL, so Dani & hightechbiotech is same person.

nah. . i only modified his posts
I have the power to do that

mtchew

ekeroyal:
mama & baba iyabo, could you both please save us this drama? It's becoming the trademark of all threads in this section.

ekeroyal, if u paid attention you'd have noticed dat mikuz is d one always stalking me, any comment i make on a thread, be sure to expect a sttupid counter comment from mikus. It seems he can't manage on his own.

booqee: ekeroyal, if u paid attention you'd have noticed dat mikuz is d one always stalking me, any comment i make on a thread, be sure to expect a sttupid counter comment from mikus. It seems he can't manage on his own.

Bøoqee dont insult me. If i no senior you i senior una eldest child.

booqee: ekeroyal, if u paid attention you'd have noticed dat mikuz is d one always stalking me, any comment i make on a thread, be sure to expect a sttupid counter comment from mikus. It seems he can't manage on his own.

Buh seriously, Mikuz try to get some valium pills, take them sleep for two days without visiting NL. When you get up, try re-evaluating your life. Since I started monitoring you, I've come to realize you're polygamous in nature. It doesn't matter whether you're dating or courting. My advice is simple "go for deliverance with priest otooro."

ekeroyal:

Buh seriously, Mikuz try to get some valium pills, take them sleep for two days without visiting NL. When you get up, try re-evaluating your life. Since I started monitoring you, I've come to realize you're polygamous in nature. It doesn't matter whether you're dating or courting. My advice is simple "go for deliverance with priest otooro."

*SPRINKLES CELE WATER ON MIKUZ*
mikuz rolls on the floor and vomits a pair of bra and jean-strings!

the reason behind his problem!!!!

otooro:

*SPRINKLES CELE WATER ON MIKUZ*
mikuz rolls on the floor and vomits a pair of bra and jean-strings!

the reason behind his problem!!!!

The hands of the Lawd ain't short.

Pls priest we need more of this.

ok, my son