Dibu: jambuuu,..jambu uuu,where
is dat useless jamb..

Jamb: sir...am here sir...

Dibu: jamb u av been passin
student since all dis yrs,dis yr i
wnt u 2 fail dem

jamb: ..bt sir,its nt fair nw..lets
pass dem,at least post ume go
fail dem

dibu: jamb u ar u a f**l,they wnt
2 scrap u n u wnt 2 pass
dem..letz fail dem n leave a
legacy behind..

Jamb: dats true o..so hw cn we
fail dem..

Dibu: dats my boi..jambu jus let
dem write d exam..we'l jus gv
dem baba ijebu number as their
score,..

Jamb: ..ok sir,so wat abt our
public figure statement.

Dibu: leave dat 2 me,i'l tel d
world dey did malpractise,45%
passed n 10 pple score 300+,d
world wil believe me

jamb: who wil b d 10 pple na..dnt
wory they ar ghost,-shongo,i
fa,ogun n d rest of their
brodas,pple wil nt knw dem..

Jamb:. .i lyk ur style mr dibu,..kai
u get am 4 swag....niaja go hear
weeeen...make we c how dem go
take enta university...ye ye pple
won scrap me jamb..we nid more
customer nxt yr oo....

Mtcheeew...op wetin dy worry yhu la