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What Is The Lai Of The Day? by tit(f): 2:39am On Mar 15, 2016
Which lie has Buhari, and the forty thiefs and Liars released for us today?
No fuel,
no work,
no money!
NO LIGHT!!!
heat! everywhere!
NO FOOD!
which lie has Bubu, lai, fashola, tinubu, or amaeshi released for us to eat today?
Operation Feed the Nation With Lies!

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Re: What Is The Lai Of The Day? by Nobody: 2:49am On Mar 15, 2016
tit:
Which lie has Buhari, and the forty thiefs and Liars released for us today?
No fuel,
no work,
no money!
NO LIGHT!!!
heat! everywhere!
NO FOOD!
which lie has Bubu, lai, fashola, tinubu, or amaeshi released for us to eat today?
Operation Feed the Nation With Lies!
Sister tit you still dey wail? I hope you do realize that its gonna be 3 long years of agony for you?
Re: What Is The Lai Of The Day? by tit(f): 1:47am On Mar 16, 2016
kropotkin2:
Sister tit you still dey wail? I hope you do realize that its gonna be 3 long years of agony for you?

3 years na small naw?
i ready to wail for decades.
but Bubu cannot last.
by this time nest year, him go don retire.

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Re: What Is The Lai Of The Day? by jking001(m): 1:49am On Mar 16, 2016
Re: What Is The Lai Of The Day? by tit(f): 1:49am On Mar 16, 2016
jking001:

what is the latest lai, abeg?
Re: What Is The Lai Of The Day? by Standing5(m): 1:53am On Mar 16, 2016
I call this pattern of wailing preemtive wailing. You wail in anticipation of the backlash of your latest wrongdoing. In this case the, 3 trillion Naira is the wailers wrongdoing.
Re: What Is The Lai Of The Day? by tit(f): 2:56am On Mar 16, 2016
Standing5:
I call this pattern of wailing preemtive wailing. You wail in anticipation of the backlash of your latest wrongdoing. In this case the, 3 trillion Naira is the wailers wrongdoing.

EeeeH!
you dont mean it?
3 trillion naira?
Are you sure?
Dasuki no dey eat naira naw?
Is it not 3 trillion dollars?
please make it sweet,
add maggi and crayfish.
increase the amount joor,
3 trillion may be too small.
people no go shock ooo.
increase the amount ooo!
afterall our honorable adeosun add 6 + 16 = 24

3 trillion is too small.
pad the amount jawe.

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Re: What Is The Lai Of The Day? by blazer234: 3:06am On Mar 16, 2016
kropotkin2:
Sister tit you still dey wail? I hope you do realize that its gonna be 3 long years of agony for you?

You are right, since she is the only one that will queue at filling stations for 24 hours. She is also the only one that will sleep without electricity. Just continue in your political blindness.

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Re: What Is The Lai Of The Day? by APCcrimesHD: 3:19am On Mar 16, 2016
tit:

EeeeH! you dont mean it? 3 trillion naira? Are you sure? Dasuki no dey eat naira naw? Is it not 3 trillion dollars? please make it sweet, add maggi and crayfish. increase the amount joor, 3 trillion may be too small. people no go shock ooo. increase the amount ooo! afterall our honorable adeosun add 6 + 16 = 24
3 trillion is too small. pad the amount jawe.


kie kie kie..sofree kill dem zombies o.. grin

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Re: What Is The Lai Of The Day? by Nobody: 4:35am On Mar 16, 2016
tit:


3 years na small naw?
i ready to wail for decades.
but Bubu cannot last.
by this time nest year, him go don retire.
ke tit, you pour suffer am well well pour dis our govt fa. na you go tire o grin
Re: What Is The Lai Of The Day? by diasporaman(m): 6:19am On Mar 16, 2016
Nigeria will grant loan to the US

Re: What Is The Lai Of The Day? by Nobody: 12:11am On Mar 17, 2016
tit:


3 years na small naw?
i ready to wail for decades.
but Bubu cannot last.
by this time nest year, him go don retire.
Na you wan retire am? Besides, young people too dey retire o
Re: What Is The Lai Of The Day? by tit(f): 12:28am On Mar 17, 2016
diasporaman:
Nigeria will grant loan to the US

Sai Buhari!
i hear he wants to buy Zimbabwe join to Nigeria.

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