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Hilarious... Achievements Of Gov. Ayodele Peter... by hapheeyxz: 9:42am On Mar 17, 2016
Read the hilarious achievements of Gov. Ayodele Peter
Fayose and share with friends:
First Nigerian Governor to Drink Palm wine in
Public
First Nigerian Governor to eat at a public Alamala
joint (Buka)
First Nigerian Governor to park his convoy at the
road side to buy and eat Boli and Epa.
First Nigerian Governor to abandon security protocol
and jump on public Okada (Motor Cycle) and drove
among street urchins and area boys.
First Nigerian Governor to storm a house of
assembly and present budget in t-shirt and jeans and
even handling the gavel to the detriment of the
silently disgruntled figure head speaker.
First Nigerian Governor to visit a first class ruler
(Ewi of Ado Ekiti) in short nicker, t-shirt and
canvass.
First Nigerian Governor to do the work of a traffic
warder and FRSC joint together by stopping vehicles
and checking their licenses in public.
First Nigerian Governor to beat a talking drum in
public without caring who is looking at him.
First Nigerian Governor to visit a local market to buy
efo, ata rodo, eja titus, ata ijosi, ewedu and other
orisirisi for cooking.
First Nigerian Governor to cut Ponmo (Cow skin) in
public without caring whose ox is gored (Even that
of President Buhari)
First Nigerian Governor to declare on a National
television that ‘mum wear pampers’
First Nigerian Governor to handpick illiterates and
area boys to act as honorables and speaker at the
state house of assembly.
First Nigerian Governor to appoint a 72 years old
carpenter as Local Government Chairman.
First Nigerian Governor to drive a public truck in the
city without even minding his status as a state chief
executive officer.
First Nigerian Governor to buy Ogede Agbagba
(Banana) publicly from a school boy young enough
to be his last born.
First Nigerian Governor to act as UNOFFICIAL
SPOKESMAN of the opposition party, The PDP!
First Nigeria Governor to beat a judge mercilessly.

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