This is to inform the general public that the Annual General Meeting for corrupt people of Nigeria and well-wishers is coming up next Month. The focus is to re-strategise the way out in order to circumvent the recent man-hunt by Buhari-led administration.

Venue: Multi-purpose hall, Port Harcourt, Rivers State
Chairman of the occasion: Former President
Secretary: Dasuki
Thieve Host: State Governor

Announcer: Olisa Metu

Signed
MANAGEMENT

N/B: All past Thieves of Staff must be in attendance.