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Joke For The Weekend. by Jomrichy1(m): 1:47pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
When hustle meet hustle
On Saturday a Nigerian man
mistakenly sent 2 million naira to
a
wrong phone number via Mobile
money transfer. He thought of
what to
do to stop d person from
withdrawing d money n
he came up with this:he sent a
message to d
person's phone saying."hello
dark n worthy
initiate,I hope u are OK I believe
u have received
d money I sent to u? it's for ur
initiation into d
eternal mystical order of
glorious
satanism in d ogboni fraternity
scheduled to take
place tomorrow's midnight
12am.dat money is
only 4 ur transport. I'll send u
more 4 ur
shopping. There are riches
awaiting u in this
kingdom. Two weeks after d
initiation,a family
member very close to ur hrt will
die in a
mysterious
circumstance n another 2weeks
later
d next person close to ur hrt
again
will die too,these deaths will
unlock ur
ticket to wealth,ability to fly at
night to
any part of d world,change into
all
kinds of animal to deliver ur
various
assignments. remember to come
with
a syringe n needle 4 drawing ur
blood
every 20 minutes. Please
remember
DAT u must nt come a minute
late
nor a minute earlier bcux d
viceroy of
Satan will be there himself to
officiate
d ceremony. Thanks in advance.
But
in case u are nt ready to join
please
send back d money otherwise u
will
die in d nxt 24hrs"......... .....
5minutes late he got an sms
saying, pls
send another 2 million naira my
friend is also interested..... .! !!!
D man fainted.. |
Re: Joke For The Weekend. by derrick333(m): 2:19pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
Omo,nt in dis era of chnge o, I will text d sender to send more,flexing tinz |
Re: Joke For The Weekend. by Adefave1(m): 3:29pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
Omo na aregbe cause am oo
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