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Joke For The Weekend. by Jomrichy1(m): 1:47pm On Mar 20, 2016
When hustle meet hustle On Saturday a Nigerian man mistakenly sent 2 million naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile money transfer. He thought of what to do to stop d person from withdrawing d money n he came up with this:he sent a message to d person's phone saying."hello dark n worthy initiate,I hope u are OK I believe u have received d money I sent to u? it's for ur initiation into d eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in d ogboni fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow's midnight 12am.dat money is only 4 ur transport. I'll send u more 4 ur shopping. There are riches awaiting u in this kingdom. Two weeks after d initiation,a family member very close to ur hrt will die in a mysterious circumstance n another 2weeks later d next person close to ur hrt again will die too,these deaths will unlock ur ticket to wealth,ability to fly at night to any part of d world,change into all kinds of animal to deliver ur various assignments. remember to come with a syringe n needle 4 drawing ur blood every 20 minutes. Please remember DAT u must nt come a minute late nor a minute earlier bcux d viceroy of Satan will be there himself to officiate d ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in case u are nt ready to join please send back d money otherwise u will die in d nxt 24hrs"......... ..... 5minutes late he got an sms saying, pls send another 2 million naira my friend is also interested..... .! !!! D man fainted..
Re: Joke For The Weekend. by derrick333(m): 2:19pm On Mar 20, 2016
Omo,nt in dis era of chnge o, I will text d sender to send more,flexing tinz
Re: Joke For The Weekend. by Adefave1(m): 3:29pm On Mar 20, 2016
Omo na aregbe cause am oo

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