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The Three People You Must Not Lie To by Kenmatt(m): 7:50pm On Mar 22, 2016
A mann and his wife were fighting in their apartment, the woman broke a bottle and stabbed the man on his chest and ran out, immediately, she dashed into Sister Kate's apartment. The man angrily rushed out with a long cutlass, and asked Sister Kate where she entered, Sister Kate said she ran out through the back gate. The next day, I asked Sister Kate if she knew that she lied? She said no that it was a "holy lie". She lied to save a life.

Most people can not stay a week without telling lies, knowingly or unknowingly.

Do you think there is any thing like a " holy lie"?
Do you believe that all lawyers are liers?

These are the three people you must not tell lies to;

1 Your doctor, you must tell your doctor every damn thing you think he or she needs to know. You pretending or lieing to him or her is suicidal and it might lead you to early grave.

2 Your man of God, this is so because he or she prays to God on your behalf. You do not have to tell lies to him or her so that he or she will not be talking to God about giving you a brand new car this year while you actually need a jet.

3 Your lawyer, yes you must tell your lawyer the gospel truth. If you stole the yam, tell him or her that you stole the yam. He or she will then study the case and come up with the best articulation to set you free.

Cheer up.
Re: The Three People You Must Not Lie To by Alezy(m): 8:20pm On Mar 22, 2016
I will add ur husband / wife respectively.
Re: The Three People You Must Not Lie To by Kenmatt(m): 5:06pm On Mar 23, 2016
Alezy:
I will add ur husband / wife respectively.

Do you think you would tell your wife every damn kobo that hits your bank account?
Re: The Three People You Must Not Lie To by Alezy(m): 5:52pm On Mar 23, 2016
Kenmatt:


Do you think you would tell your wife every damn kobo that hits your bank account?
why not?? Ok lemme tell u the one u won't like at all. I will have a joint account with her so we can both get alert on whatever goes in or comes out of the account.

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