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Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by brightnessDmed: 2:44pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
feldido: please if you want to preach, there are many churches around to use. What is Sacred about that story? |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by brightnessDmed: 2:47pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
feldido: What are they if they are not stories? |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by brightnessDmed: 2:48pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
K9blunt: Bro that one harsh oo 1 Like |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by atoleybaba(m): 2:49pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
grandstar:witness my ass....a witness no dy reason like that....that one is one of those hypocritical pastors that doesn't know their bible and turn every account of the bible to making money...(every Esau in ur life hindering u from prospering die!!!) |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by blackjack21(m): 3:12pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Dpearlz: You people are good escapist but not you're not as clever as you think. So you mean God is not in control of everything that is happening, especially that which concern the action and inaction of man. for example: if I lost my car keys although God knew I would lost it, it's due to my carelessness not his will and, if found it, he still knew I would find it though it's not his will but my cleverness. And that each person has his free will and free choices then why must we suffer for the sin of others. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by blackjack21(m): 3:28pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
kkh2: Yeah, just likeb the way king Richard the lion heart showed love to 3,000 Muslim, women and children included. Ignoramus stupido.
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Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by gbens2000(m): 3:40pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
JohnCloud:bro this statement na one of the mysterys of the bible e deep gan and very confusing.someone already hated from birth isn't that strange. 1 Like |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by bezimo(m): 3:46pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
feldido: Dont over spiritualise the joke.Not supporting joking about spiritual things. but Esau losing his destiny for a pot of porridge was his destiny. Remember God said about them before they were born. "The elder shall serve the younger" "Jacob have I loved, Esau have I hated". So he selling his birthright was destined to happen.Do you know the meaning of Jacob. It means trickster. Joking about it later or not cant change what happened. 1 Like |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by cosmicrayboi(m): 3:52pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
my question be say, esua no get guys?? why em no go one of em man place go chop?? why em mumu like dis |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by Dpearlz: 4:26pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
blackjack21: Lol..., I'm not trying to be clever or trying to be a smart escape artist or even trying to tell you that you must believe what I believe, I am just sharing what I have come to know, experience and totally belive without any shadow of doubt. When God created man in the begining, God gave man dominion (authority and control) on earth. He told him to, subdue the earth and have dominion over it (among other things). God has not taken that back. See it this way, if a person comes to lagos and say in spite of all the negative things I'm seeing I must make it and he starts plotting, pushing and hustling. It will only take a bit of time but that person will make it likewise if a person comes into the same lagos and says there are to many negatives around I cannot make it, that person will not make it. That shows that it is still man that is in control on earth. The only thing is that sin and death entered into the picture and the devil now have some say ie. He can hinder you by placing obstacles in your path or derailing you completely. I personally have misplaced keys at certain times in my life, I have also smashed my phone screen but i cannot say that God loves me any less or that He wants it to happen to hurt me. It was just me being absentminded. All in all what I am saying is I am in control but God knows far more than me so if I place my live in his hands for him to lead me, although there may be rough patches I will arrive at my expected end. |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by donodion(m): 5:11pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
kissval1388:Mmmmm yummy!!! Add fried plantain with efo riro by the side to that delicious sumptious looking meal right there..e go balance well well. 1 Like |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by IYANGBALI: 5:17pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
feldido:Abeg make we hear word. Na people like you dey make Christianity scary and boring. Even God dey crack jokes for heaven. 1 Like |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by blackjack21(m): 5:22pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Dpearlz: Holy fuc#k! :-o. go have a nice day. |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by cybriz82(m): 5:23pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Food kill u. |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by Luckymay(f): 6:53pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
gbaskiboy:Don't mind over serious minded people. Even essau took it as a joke when Jacob offered the porridge in exchange for his birthright. Besides it wasn't even the porridge that cost him the birthright, it was cos Jacob wore animal skin to deceive their old man an act perpetrated by their mum. People no go read their Bible well before forming Pastors for joke thread. 1 Like |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by K9blunt(f): 6:55pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
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Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by K9blunt(f): 6:56pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Luckymay: As in eh! |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by VanUrch(m): 7:25pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
feldido:A mere pot of stew?...Have ever been hungry?...He probably thought it was worth nothing...+ after all they were twins...Stew or no porridge it was everly going to be Jacob |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by chrystalC(m): 7:54pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
chiefobdk: Guy ur head dy dere.... as i taste dat place ehnnn...... inshort m outta words to describe |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by chiefobdk(m): 7:57pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
chrystalC: na so. |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by missslimfit(f): 7:58pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
feldido:abegii ova sabi sabi pple. na u go church pass. brother reverend pastor feldido |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by VictorRomanov: 8:41pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
banmee: Are you indirectly calling me a religious fanatic or you re asking a senseless question. Do Nigeria have more churches than the USA or Britain? Who's more backward? |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by 44chux(m): 8:46pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
feldido: For a fact, the bible does not encourage jests, however it strongly discourages any argument regarding the right or wrong of such jests(2Timothy 2:14; 1Timothy 1:3-7) It is such misdirected overzealousness such as yours that made Islam intolerable to humor. Seeking "first the kingdom and its righteousness" is what ur comanded and does not entail crusades or jihad according to the sermon on the mount. (Mat 5:38-48; 2Tim 2:23-24) |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by banmee(m): 9:01pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
VictorRomanov: You are right. America and Britain are more backward than Nigeria. It is so obvious. Everyone can see how advanced Nigeria is mentally. This is why Nigeria is growing in leaps and bounds. 1 Like |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by truthlegend(m): 10:01pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
K9blunt:ur ass is black and scary |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by K9blunt(f): 10:47pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
truthlegend: I like it like that, do you hate yourself that much? |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by calliope(f): 11:15pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
K9blunt:lemme ask u something? There r times in one's life, Where u do all u could humanly possible, and tins turns out differently as expected, At Dat point where life seem unfair Wat do u do? Curious? Nd be sincere. |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by K9blunt(f): 11:28pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
calliope: I cry, get angry, break stuff and have a nice alcoholic drink then I sober up and live on. That's been my story since I became free and believe me it helps me a lot. 1 Like |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by ifyfrank90(m): 11:45pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
feldido:guy relax over seriousness dy kill trust me look to d bright side of life |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by calliope(f): 11:54pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
K9blunt:Alright |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by ModiKen(m): 8:39am On Mar 24, 2016 |
feldido: Sharap dia! D bible is just a history book of d Isrealites. Dats all! |
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by brightnessDmed: 5:53pm On Mar 24, 2016 |
K9blunt: female ni. Abeg no vex O |
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