Here are some stories making headline news across Nigeria this week.

1.) "I Will Expose How The Elite Conspired To Ruin Nigeria" - Buhari. It has been going on for long and is still going on as you speak, so no time for 'I will'… go ahead and expose them. But don’t stop there. Mobilize the masses for war.

2.) You've No Intellectual Capacity To Run Nigeria, Ben Nwabueze tells Buhari. Coming from a card-bearing member of the intellectual class that failed Nigeria, I’m not surprised.

3.) "I'm On Tour To Understand Causes Of Nigeria’s Epileptic Power Supply" - Fashola. And not to be outdone, Majek Fashek is on tour to understand where weed gets its power.

4.) How Fani-Kayode, Falae, Udenwa, others shared N3.15billion ahead of 2015 poll. Poor Doyin Okupe, he is now relegated to "others."

5.) It’s cheaper to import petrol than refine locally — Kachikwu. To which Adam Oshiomhole says: Exactly what I was saying about wives.

6.) Jonathan and other govt. officials spent N248bn on travels in 3yrs. I cannot wait to see what the figure would be for Buhari in 2019.

7.) El-Rufai Thinking Of Removing Buhari - Shehu Sani. This is why some people need to drink kununzaki before they speak.

8.) "NNPC Under Jonathan Failed To Remit N3.2trn" - Says Auditor-General. This is just another attempt to stop our hero of democracy from winning the Nobel Peace Prize.

9.) Getting Replacement For Lai Mohammed Difficult – APC. I've a ready-made alternative - Patrick Obahiagbon. You can't understand him enough to accuse him of lying.

10.) Nigerians complaining of hardship are PDP loyalists –Ngige. I’m surprised. I didn't know that Ngige has joined them in smoking that thing.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrgCshLz6o0

Only on youtube?

Lmao!
This is hilarious.

Wicked