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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 1:01pm On Mar 30, 2016
timpaker:
Joshthefirst,

Where in Pete's name have you been?
Lol. religion section, and now I am returned for your dissection. grin

We meet again paker, brown king, proud flying king.
You left me with wounds dealt by your flying wing.
You abandoned me to firestar, princesa
They banished me to realms devoid of tesla.

Times passed and I wandered in unknown lands
I fought and was plundered by unknown bands.
And I nursed my wounds and felt my throat become sand.
But I am strong, the stuff of legend, fathers mighty hand.

My pain became strong gain
For I conquered those flux realms
And I became the hair of the unicorn's mane
And I learned the secret of flight and fame.


Come at me again paker, fiery brown king
come, and let our word swords dance and sing.

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 1:09pm On Mar 30, 2016
donifez:
Who I go call shey Na jigs
Make him come drop him sig
You go see flow, I swear you go sick
He dey score goals, strictly scissors kick

Abi make I call qaisar
He go garnish this thread with geisha
Abduct the fans with pleasure ,
He go land When him get leisure

Abi make I call emaculate
No try am ooh, I swear you go late
He go ride for your head with him skate
Take you back to time, the days of slate

Make I call yus
you go just lose
He go tie your neck with noose
Use you sing music, even feature snoop

Abi make I call olu
you go tire, nitori olorun
that guy dey high, no think say Na soda
Them go conduct your deliverance for inside coza

Where them ray
just they run, fast and pray
If them catch you, Na 6feet you go lay
Plant untop you, fertile clay

I no dey diss,
I dey live in bliss,
no try me sha, Na death you go kiss
I fit dash you skills, I no dey lease.
I dey wait for your friends, where dem dey?
You wan dash me skills? lol, you don dey play?
If skills were bills, I for buy prado tey tey.
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 1:15pm On Mar 30, 2016
firestar:


An avalanche issa comin'
Josh, take that fufu to go oh!
And start running! grin
I always feel the battle joy
When I come up against a shield wall.








SonOfLucifer where you dey?
too scared to come out and play? grin
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Nobody: 1:35pm On Mar 30, 2016
Joshthefirst:
I always feel the battle joy
SonOfLucifer where you dey?
too scared to come out and play? grin
Don't cross me, I'm not your Messiah
Hell's Advocate, I bring the heat from Hell Fire
When I'm done, you'll be screaming 'I don tire'
Get my crown from KingEbukasblog and make me the new Sire...

Who's better?
I asked for competition, and got a pallbearer
You're carrying the casket at your own funeral
I'll have you for breakfast like cereal

So first, let's get this straight
JoshTheFirst to prostrate
Cos my verses, they slice and emasculate
Please pass JoshTheFirst-aid...

I'm mean and brutal, call me HULK,
u're lean and toothless, you need LUCK,
You're my challenger? WT-Bleep...
Try harder next time, GOOD-luck... wink wink

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by donifez(m): 1:48pm On Mar 30, 2016
Jigsawkillah, Emaculate99, Yusjet, Qaisar, pdizzle, drop your rhymes on this thread

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by emaculate99: 2:41pm On Mar 30, 2016
This is not my real face
It is just my life phase
Hoping to complete this race
In my own little pace

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by KingEbukasBlog(m): 2:44pm On Mar 30, 2016
sonOfLucifer:

Don't cross me, I'm not your Messiah
Hell's Advocate, I bring the heat from Hell Fire
When I'm done, you'll be screaming 'I don tire'
Get my crown from KingEbukasblog and make me the new Sire...

Who's better?
I asked for competition, and got a pallbearer
You're carrying the casket at your own funeral
I'll have you for breakfast like cereal

So first, let's get this straight
JoshTheFirst to prostrate
Cos my verses, they slice and emasculate
Please pass JoshTheFirst-aid...

I'm mean and brutal, call me HULK,
u're lean and toothless, you need LUCK,
You're my challenger? WT-Bleep...
Try harder next time, GOOD-luck... wink wink

Hey sonOfLucifer
Your dad , a great deceiver
Come unto God , your deliverer
Making your world bright as the colours on the feathers of a weaver

Who wants to take the crown from the King ?
I hear its all foolishness they table , they bring
I rule , I subjugate , you aint good enough to play my wing
So kneel before your King
Then prostrate and kiss my golden ring

Though Christian beliefs you vilify
His love for the world would beautify
Our hearts , so joyful we would glorify
His Name which we reverence , it can't mortify

Oh sonOfLucifer , in Hell you shall dwell
Your father defeated and thrown in too after Armageddon's duel

In Hell you shall burn
No time to frolick , its no place for fun
For eternity , tormented with fire as hot as the sun

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by KingEbukasBlog(m): 2:54pm On Mar 30, 2016
Joshthefirst:
I always feel the battle joy
When I come up against a shield wall.








SonOfLucifer where you dey?
too scared to come out and play? grin

I've seen his post , Im annoyed and he had to pay
Not tomorrow or next but today today
You cant mock a King and try to run away
I rule , I'm King , my instructions he has to obey
Joshthefirst , I'm done tho , what do you have to say !

grin

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 3:12pm On Mar 30, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:


I've seen his post , Im annoyed and he had to pay
Not tomorrow or next but today today
You cant mock a King and try to run away
I rule , I'm King , my instructions he has to obey
Joshthefirst , I'm done tho , what do you have to say !

grin

I say:
Tuale!
I salute you! King
Together we will make hell ring
With the song of Father's great ding.

Tuale King
I never knew you had even rhymes in your sling.
SonofLucifer is sure to feel your sting. grin

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 3:22pm On Mar 30, 2016
sonOfLucifer:

u're lean and toothless, you need LUCK,
grin grin grin

To this, I say
Touché.
You pot- bellied lover of doughnut Friday.

Trying to sound all scary and tough,
We both know you're only fluffy and buff

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Qaisar1: 3:30pm On Mar 30, 2016
Woah! I dey come
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 3:34pm On Mar 30, 2016
Qaisar1:
Woah! I dey come
You better be ready
Or you will fall quickly wink
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by HARDDON: 3:44pm On Mar 30, 2016
Joshthefirst:
Look here is a fellow, an old Lord


It is quite hollow to pray to your god, old Lord.
For as a child I wandered in realms supreme
And I tackled and killed a legend god, an esteemed being,
your very word king, ended by my sting.

But I salute you ancient Lord
You once were a warrior king
but now you have old blood
your idol, killed by my sword swing.


Stand aside old man aegis
this is the era of new mages
Rest and watch as I deal heavy wages
To your fiery offspring who can't stand my word stages.

How cud one be so strong
So vailed?

How cud one be so balled
So shallow

Behold he who slain d god of words
Here flowing in words
Dotting! Oh dabbing in words
Hahaha the cloud laughs


So strong a son
Here now
Take up same sword
slay d air u sip
Strike d earth u thread
Then shall d heavens aploud thee
For then shall thou leap on air
Thou pseudo super magnom

To school ur young igorant tools came I
Only worried, ur mind might cave in
N waste my ways
Yet still I'd try

We dance on this plain
No not human dance
To d rhyme of a distant time
we dance
Soul flow
Tru our Wet Quill
As we convert coarse canvass
To a mind blowing masterpiece


god of words is our core in this cave
Without whom u shoot bland, blank
Can think, can't drift, can't reel
U lose ur robe, ur glow
Angel reduced to mortal
Oh cast me not

Yes we sit within the heavens
Most times
Pull d clouds apart
sometimes
N decend losing quantum of photons
As we rhyme from our drunken state
All times

Snippet of our lives
D destiny of our soul
to school ur crude tools came I
Not until u bloom
The whoop wudnt stop



My quiet Quill

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Qaisar1: 4:08pm On Mar 30, 2016
Joshthefirst:
You better be ready Or you will fall quickly wink
by night then.

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Nobody: 5:00pm On Mar 30, 2016
An alliance between a doctor and a king, Martin Luther...
First blood drawn, no qualms, I'm the Rambokiller

You'd need another Jesus to deliver you
from this virtual whooping I'm handing to you two
Wanna Bleep with the sonoflucifer, not cool
I hurt like a new tattoo..

and yes, the marks will stay
666, on hands and face
I-wreck you like Saddam Hussein,
Now you've unleashed the demon of Hades

I'm gonna put your stars out, no horoscope
Down the King goes, strangled with the Doctor's stethoscope

His corpse is what his blog's not, FRESH...
My demons devour his bones and flesh...
Your eyes and balls, they lick then belch..
Then I resurrect you, so we start afresh

I spit on your crown then make you a gown and take you around
heaven's streets of gold, my flows too cold, I do breastrokes
in the lake of fire...God peeps behind his throne

Heaven's reject, Hell's Own.
Test me, Get owned. wink wink

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Oahray: 5:51pm On Mar 30, 2016
I see dem, I hide. I wan run but no ride. Na today I go learn my lesson, Because these people fit kee person.
See as dem dey flow, dey fire Like river wey don swallow rain tire Wey drown one million words, two, three... Na so dia matter dey always be.
The men and women wey dey run things Abeg try pardon una boy sins. Sometimes e dey try be like una But the distance just too far.
I gbadun this place no be small And I gbadun una pen wey tall. Abeg pick up una chalk and cane, Ray go like learn again.

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by firestar(f): 11:32pm On Mar 30, 2016
Josh went there didn't he?

Are you some sort peafowl,
Strutting ya stuff?

What plagues him abnormally?

The past isn't now,
Your brags are fluff.

...
Before my ink reddens
Mend bridges before this mint
becomes Legend.

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 1:29am On Mar 31, 2016
HARDDON:


How cud one be so strong
So vailed?

How cud one be so balled
So shallow

Behold he who slain d god of words
Here flowing in words
Dotting! Oh dabbing in words
Hahaha the cloud laughs


So strong a son
Here now
Take up same sword
slay d air u sip
Strike d earth u thread
Then shall d heavens aploud thee
For then shall thou leap on air
Thou super magnom

To school ur young igorant tools came I
Only worried, ur mind might cave in
N waste my ways
Yet still I'd try

We dance on this plain
No not human dance
To d rhyme of a distant time
we dance
Soul flow
Tru our Wet Quill
As we convert coarse canvass
To a mind blowing masterpiece


god of words is our core in this cave
Without whom u shoot bland, blank
Can think, can't drift, can't reel
U lose ur robe, ur glow
Angel reduced to mortal
Oh cast me not

Yes we sit within the heavens
Most times
Pull d clouds apart
sometimes
N decend losing quantum of photons
As we rhyme from our drunken state
All times

Snippet of our lives
D destiny of our soul
to school ur crude tools came I
Not until u bloom
The whoop wudnt stop



My quiet Quill
Does it not befit the slayer of the word king
to take his place in his seat as lord king?
Is the slayer of an idol
Not greater than same?
I was destined from the cradle
For this very fame.

Listen old lord
To my tales abroad
A child I still was when I came upon word god
I came upon your idol in the land of zod

I dissected his innards and spread them in zod's sky
And I became infected by his rhymes and learned to fly
To this day the clouds speak and ask why
they ask why i left them in the sky.

Word lord, word king,
I fly above your idol king.

Stand aside and watch me rain terror
What have you to show with your old ways of quiet tremor?

Stand aside old lord of steel
Stick to your quiet quill

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 1:29am On Mar 31, 2016
sonOfLucifer:
An alliance between a doctor and a king, Martin Luther...
First blood drawn, no qualms, I'm the Rambokiller

You'd need another Jesus to deliver you
from this virtual whooping I'm handing to you two
Wanna Bleep with the sonoflucifer, not cool
I hurt like a new tattoo..

and yes, the marks will stay
666, on hands and face
I-wreck you like Saddam Hussein,
Now you've unleashed the demon of Hades

I'm gonna put your stars out, no horoscope
Down the King goes, strangled with the Doctor's stethoscope

His corpse is what his blog's not, FRESH...
My demons devour his bones and flesh...
Your eyes and balls, they lick then belch..
Then I resurrect you, so we start afresh

I spit on your crown then make you a gown and take you around
heaven's streets of gold, my flows too cold, I do breastrokes
in the lake of fire...God peeps behind his throne

Heaven's reject, Hell's Own.
Test me, Get owned. wink wink
Now my eyes burn with fire
And my words become power

What is this?
From whence cometh this blasphemous beast?
No doubt from the bottomless pit
And there it shall be vanquished to sit in chains of darkness

I leave you to King
By the time he's done you'll need new things
like new fangs and a new pair of wings.

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 1:29am On Mar 31, 2016
Oahray:
I see dem, I hide.
I wan run but no ride.
Na today I go learn my lesson,
Because these people fit kee person.

See as dem dey flow, dey fire
Like river wey don swallow rain tire
Wey drown one million words, two, three...
Na so dia matter dey always be.

The men and women wey dey run things
Abeg try pardon una boy sins.
Sometimes e dey try be like una
But the distance just too far.

I gbadun this place no be small
And I gbadun una pen wey tall.
Abeg pick up una chalk and cane,
Ray go like learn again.
correct rhyme-guy
warn fayasta, and her brown fiery guy
and your friend donifez, he knows not what he sneers.

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 1:31am On Mar 31, 2016
firestar:
Josh went there didn't he?

Are you some sort peafowl,
Strutting ya stuff?

What plagues him abnormally?

The past isn't now,
Your brags are fluff.

...
Before my ink reddens
Mend bridges before this mints
becomes Legends.
What plagues me?
Serious-ly?
After you left me bound, wounded in a dark dinghy?

Mend bridges? ha.
Tell that to yourself firestar aegis
Your sins against me have brought heavy wages
to your beloved folk and 'literatives'

Until you and the brown king
Pay penance for your sins
Your land will feel the brunt of my sting.

angry
grin

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by timpaker(m): 10:23am On Mar 31, 2016
Joshthefirst:
Lol. religion section, and now I am returned for your dissection. grin

We meet again paker, brown king, proud flying king.
You left me with wounds dealt by your flying wing.
You abandoned me to firestar, princesa
They banished me to realms devoid of tesla.

Times passed and I wandered in unknown lands
I fought and was plundered by unknown bands.
And I nursed my wounds and felt my throat become sand.
But I am strong, the stuff of legend, fathers mighty hand.

My pain became strong gain
For I conquered those flux realms
And I became the hair of the unicorn's mane
And I learned the secret of flight and fame.


Come at me again paker, fiery brown king
come, and let our word swords dance and sing.

I am earth's child,
I have come running wild,
Escorted with storms and hurricanes.
I twirl, whirl, skirl and tame
Queens to the beat of my glide.

I've seen what he wrote
On his note, his lines made me bolt.
(Who dares forsake its king?)
If they poke and joke,
Then I'll smoke and choke
Erm..Till they can't cope
With my strokes
Stripping them off their rococo robe.

At my liesure i'll chew their fingers like carrot,
This is how a god play and dine with a queen like a pawn,
Then i'll watch erm speak like a toothless parrot
After cropping their mouth's farm off its 32 white corns.

I am earth's child,
I have come running wild,
Escorted with storms and hurricanes.
I twirl, whirl, skirl and tame
Queens to the beat of my glide.


grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by firestar(f): 3:52pm On Mar 31, 2016
Morning Peafowl. .. Noon Tiger... Evening Elephant. .. Night Moth...

Will form a basis to this self-proclaimed Jauggernaut.

And your versed chants,

An abandoned pyre.

Type your script carefully. ..
Countdown starts now.

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by HARDDON: 11:50pm On Mar 31, 2016
Joshthefirst:
Does it not befit the slayer of the word king
to take his place in his seat as lord king?
Is the slayer of an idol
Not greater than same?
I was destined from the cradle
For this very fame.

Listen old lord
To my tales abroad
A child I still was when I came upon word god
I came upon your idol in the land of zod

I dissected his innards and spread them in zod's sky
And I became infected by his rhymes and learned to fly
To this day the clouds speak and ask why
they ask why i left them in the sky.

Word lord, word king,
I fly above your idol king.

Stand aside and watch me rain terror
What have you to show with your old ways of quiet tremor?

Stand aside old lord of steel
Stick to your quiet quill

With d stagger swagger of a drunken master
my head i shake at the ignorance of this randy rascal


Drawing from a core
no faintest clue
Vibing Testosterone
Robed in much estrogen
Baby in d blood ball tru
Leaving d pseudo warrior wordless
D1ckless, helpless, gutless
N ouch, worthless


Ur tool is crude
whooping I wud
Until u Close ur eyes
open ur mind
Until u sheath ur sword
Arm with words
Until u dock ur rock
Gather ur grip
Thou Randy rascal

It intoxicates
Yes it blazes
The fresh flowing fountain
Soaked in our silk
From whence we draw grace
Immortal grace
To code to colour
To paint to pamper
To feed to father
To Word to Wonder

blinded it eludes u
Inspired yet u claim ignorance
Blessed yet u claim boss
Served yet u claim sword
Smitten yet u claim strong
deballed u claim guts
Where is thy will Oh Randy Rascal?



My Quiet Quill

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Qaisar1: 8:05am On Apr 01, 2016
Peaceful, I announce my presence
I felt I came late to this thread
I thought it has lost its essence

Hell Yes! They proved me wrong
Seeing guys dropping words
With Sentences not so long

Glad!

¤

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by shyshally(f): 9:33pm On Apr 01, 2016
angry@joshthefirst angry@joshthefirst i must report this to this elders....i have a feeling your`e not alone in this,wheres that your fat friend

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by datjohn(m): 9:55pm On Apr 01, 2016
I went to d MOON
Wit my SPOON
At 12 NOON
N wud b back SOON
Jst like d GOONs
In d CARTOONs.

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 2:31pm On May 10, 2016
Alas firestar.
You quenched all the fire in my star
And you declared me a buster.

I put my sword away for you and harddon.
No way I would have made it two weeks with all these fight going on.

I am no longer fiery and grill
Harddon lend me a quiet quill

Lets contemplate with rhymes like calm waters, ripples gentle, body still.
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 3:22pm On May 10, 2016
HARDDON:


With d stagger swagger of a drunken master
my head i shake at the ignorance of this randy rascal


Drawing from a core
no faintest clue
Vibing Testosterone
Robed in much estrogen
Baby in d blood ball tru
Leaving d pseudo warrior wordless
D1ckless, helpless, gutless
N ouch, worthless


Ur tool is crude
whooping I wud
Until u Close ur eyes
open ur mind
Until u sheath ur sword
Arm with words
Until u dock ur rock
Gather ur grip
Thou Randy rascal

It intoxicates
Yes it blazes
The fresh flowing fountain
Soaked in our silk
From whence we draw grace
Immortal grace
To code to colour
To paint to pamper
To feed to father
To Word to Wonder

blinded it eludes u
Inspired yet u claim ignorance
Blessed yet u claim boss
Served yet u claim sword
Smitten yet u claim strong
deballed u claim guts
Where is thy will Oh Randy Rascal?



My Quiet Quill

I sheathe my sword old Lord.
I have lost patience for my former world.

Open your gates and put down your bridges.
I will join your sweet world of literature as a farmer with rhyme ridges.

Evening come we will rest and dine together.
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by AdunniIwo(f): 6:05pm On May 10, 2016
Here I come
Into thy 'dom
I hope I'm welcome
To share in thine wisdom.






#LetsStartWithThat grin

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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 7:24am On May 11, 2016
AdunniIwo:
Here I come
Into thy 'dom
I hope I'm welcome
To share in thine wisdom.






#LetsStartWithThat grin
Welcome dear damsel
Come into this once fierce duel
It's asleep now, but your gentle rhymes are sure to light its fuel once more.

Come in lady, speak with inspiration, make wonderful lore
With your gentle verses you'll be sure to soothe the souls of old lords of yore
We once did battle but together we will lay down our swords in hope of listening to calm damsel lore
Even the knight donifez and smitten IsaacBuchi will be drawn out of bore
Donifez will sing and paint rhyme dances of laughter once more.
Fiery firestar will no longer brawl
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Nobody: 9:20am On May 11, 2016
Joshthefirst:
Welcome dear damsel
Come into this once fierce duel
It's asleep now, but your gentle rhymes are sure to light its fuel once more.

Come in lady, speak with inspiration, make wonderful lore
With your gentle verses you'll be sure to soothe the souls of old lords of yore
We once did battle but together we will lay down our swords in hope of listening to calm damsel lore
Even the knight donifez and smitten IsaacBuchi will be drawn out of bore
Donifez will sing and paint rhyme dances of laughter once more.
Fiery firestar will no longer brawl
Did you add me? When r we playing?

cheesy

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