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Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 1:01pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
timpaker:Lol. religion section, and now I am returned for your dissection. We meet again paker, brown king, proud flying king. You left me with wounds dealt by your flying wing. You abandoned me to firestar, princesa They banished me to realms devoid of tesla. Times passed and I wandered in unknown lands I fought and was plundered by unknown bands. And I nursed my wounds and felt my throat become sand. But I am strong, the stuff of legend, fathers mighty hand. My pain became strong gain For I conquered those flux realms And I became the hair of the unicorn's mane And I learned the secret of flight and fame. Come at me again paker, fiery brown king come, and let our word swords dance and sing. 2 Likes |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 1:09pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
donifez:I dey wait for your friends, where dem dey? You wan dash me skills? lol, you don dey play? If skills were bills, I for buy prado tey tey. |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 1:15pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
firestar:I always feel the battle joy When I come up against a shield wall. SonOfLucifer where you dey? too scared to come out and play? |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Nobody: 1:35pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
Joshthefirst:Don't cross me, I'm not your Messiah Hell's Advocate, I bring the heat from Hell Fire When I'm done, you'll be screaming 'I don tire' Get my crown from KingEbukasblog and make me the new Sire... Who's better? I asked for competition, and got a pallbearer You're carrying the casket at your own funeral I'll have you for breakfast like cereal So first, let's get this straight JoshTheFirst to prostrate Cos my verses, they slice and emasculate Please pass JoshTheFirst-aid... I'm mean and brutal, call me HULK, u're lean and toothless, you need LUCK, You're my challenger? WT-Bleep... Try harder next time, GOOD-luck... 2 Likes |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by donifez(m): 1:48pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
Jigsawkillah, Emaculate99, Yusjet, Qaisar, pdizzle, drop your rhymes on this thread 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by emaculate99: 2:41pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
This is not my real face It is just my life phase Hoping to complete this race In my own little pace 2 Likes |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by KingEbukasBlog(m): 2:44pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer: Hey sonOfLucifer Your dad , a great deceiver Come unto God , your deliverer Making your world bright as the colours on the feathers of a weaver Who wants to take the crown from the King ? I hear its all foolishness they table , they bring I rule , I subjugate , you aint good enough to play my wing So kneel before your King Then prostrate and kiss my golden ring Though Christian beliefs you vilify His love for the world would beautify Our hearts , so joyful we would glorify His Name which we reverence , it can't mortify Oh sonOfLucifer , in Hell you shall dwell Your father defeated and thrown in too after Armageddon's duel In Hell you shall burn No time to frolick , its no place for fun For eternity , tormented with fire as hot as the sun 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by KingEbukasBlog(m): 2:54pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
Joshthefirst: I've seen his post , Im annoyed and he had to pay Not tomorrow or next but today today You cant mock a King and try to run away I rule , I'm King , my instructions he has to obey Joshthefirst , I'm done tho , what do you have to say ! 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 3:12pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog: I say: Tuale! I salute you! King Together we will make hell ring With the song of Father's great ding. Tuale King I never knew you had even rhymes in your sling. SonofLucifer is sure to feel your sting. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 3:22pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer: To this, I say Touché. You pot- bellied lover of doughnut Friday. Trying to sound all scary and tough, We both know you're only fluffy and buff 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Qaisar1: 3:30pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
Woah! I dey come |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 3:34pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
Qaisar1:You better be ready Or you will fall quickly |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by HARDDON: 3:44pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
Joshthefirst: How cud one be so strong So vailed? How cud one be so balled So shallow Behold he who slain d god of words Here flowing in words Dotting! Oh dabbing in words Hahaha the cloud laughs So strong a son Here now Take up same sword slay d air u sip Strike d earth u thread Then shall d heavens aploud thee For then shall thou leap on air Thou pseudo super magnom To school ur young igorant tools came I Only worried, ur mind might cave in N waste my ways Yet still I'd try We dance on this plain No not human dance To d rhyme of a distant time we dance Soul flow Tru our Wet Quill As we convert coarse canvass To a mind blowing masterpiece god of words is our core in this cave Without whom u shoot bland, blank Can think, can't drift, can't reel U lose ur robe, ur glow Angel reduced to mortal Oh cast me not Yes we sit within the heavens Most times Pull d clouds apart sometimes N decend losing quantum of photons As we rhyme from our drunken state All times Snippet of our lives D destiny of our soul to school ur crude tools came I Not until u bloom The whoop wudnt stop My quiet Quill 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Qaisar1: 4:08pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
Joshthefirst:by night then. 1 Like |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Nobody: 5:00pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
An alliance between a doctor and a king, Martin Luther... First blood drawn, no qualms, I'm the Rambokiller You'd need another Jesus to deliver you from this virtual whooping I'm handing to you two Wanna Bleep with the sonoflucifer, not cool I hurt like a new tattoo.. and yes, the marks will stay 666, on hands and face I-wreck you like Saddam Hussein, Now you've unleashed the demon of Hades I'm gonna put your stars out, no horoscope Down the King goes, strangled with the Doctor's stethoscope His corpse is what his blog's not, FRESH... My demons devour his bones and flesh... Your eyes and balls, they lick then belch.. Then I resurrect you, so we start afresh I spit on your crown then make you a gown and take you around heaven's streets of gold, my flows too cold, I do breastrokes in the lake of fire...God peeps behind his throne Heaven's reject, Hell's Own. Test me, Get owned. 2 Likes |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Oahray: 5:51pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
I see dem, I hide.
I wan run but no ride.
Na today I go learn my lesson,
Because these people fit kee person. See as dem dey flow, dey fire Like river wey don swallow rain tire Wey drown one million words, two, three... Na so dia matter dey always be. The men and women wey dey run things Abeg try pardon una boy sins. Sometimes e dey try be like una But the distance just too far. I gbadun this place no be small And I gbadun una pen wey tall. Abeg pick up una chalk and cane, Ray go like learn again. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by firestar(f): 11:32pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
Josh went there didn't he? Are you some sort peafowl, Strutting ya stuff? What plagues him abnormally? The past isn't now, Your brags are fluff. ... Before my ink reddens Mend bridges before this mint becomes Legend. 2 Likes |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 1:29am On Mar 31, 2016 |
HARDDON:Does it not befit the slayer of the word king to take his place in his seat as lord king? Is the slayer of an idol Not greater than same? I was destined from the cradle For this very fame. Listen old lord To my tales abroad A child I still was when I came upon word god I came upon your idol in the land of zod I dissected his innards and spread them in zod's sky And I became infected by his rhymes and learned to fly To this day the clouds speak and ask why they ask why i left them in the sky. Word lord, word king, I fly above your idol king. Stand aside and watch me rain terror What have you to show with your old ways of quiet tremor? Stand aside old lord of steel Stick to your quiet quill 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 1:29am On Mar 31, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer:Now my eyes burn with fire And my words become power What is this? From whence cometh this blasphemous beast? No doubt from the bottomless pit And there it shall be vanquished to sit in chains of darkness I leave you to King By the time he's done you'll need new things like new fangs and a new pair of wings. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 1:29am On Mar 31, 2016 |
Oahray:correct rhyme-guy warn fayasta, and her brown fiery guy and your friend donifez, he knows not what he sneers. 1 Like |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 1:31am On Mar 31, 2016 |
firestar:What plagues me? Serious-ly? After you left me bound, wounded in a dark dinghy? Mend bridges? ha. Tell that to yourself firestar aegis Your sins against me have brought heavy wages to your beloved folk and 'literatives' Until you and the brown king Pay penance for your sins Your land will feel the brunt of my sting. 1 Like |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by timpaker(m): 10:23am On Mar 31, 2016 |
Joshthefirst: I am earth's child, I have come running wild, Escorted with storms and hurricanes. I twirl, whirl, skirl and tame Queens to the beat of my glide. I've seen what he wrote On his note, his lines made me bolt. (Who dares forsake its king?) If they poke and joke, Then I'll smoke and choke Erm..Till they can't cope With my strokes Stripping them off their rococo robe. At my liesure i'll chew their fingers like carrot, This is how a god play and dine with a queen like a pawn, Then i'll watch erm speak like a toothless parrot After cropping their mouth's farm off its 32 white corns. I am earth's child, I have come running wild, Escorted with storms and hurricanes. I twirl, whirl, skirl and tame Queens to the beat of my glide. 1 Like |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by firestar(f): 3:52pm On Mar 31, 2016 |
Morning Peafowl. .. Noon Tiger... Evening Elephant. .. Night Moth... Will form a basis to this self-proclaimed Jauggernaut. And your versed chants, An abandoned pyre. Type your script carefully. .. Countdown starts now. 1 Like |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by HARDDON: 11:50pm On Mar 31, 2016 |
Joshthefirst: With d stagger swagger of a drunken master my head i shake at the ignorance of this randy rascal Drawing from a core no faintest clue Vibing Testosterone Robed in much estrogen Baby in d blood ball tru Leaving d pseudo warrior wordless D1ckless, helpless, gutless N ouch, worthless Ur tool is crude whooping I wud Until u Close ur eyes open ur mind Until u sheath ur sword Arm with words Until u dock ur rock Gather ur grip Thou Randy rascal It intoxicates Yes it blazes The fresh flowing fountain Soaked in our silk From whence we draw grace Immortal grace To code to colour To paint to pamper To feed to father To Word to Wonder blinded it eludes u Inspired yet u claim ignorance Blessed yet u claim boss Served yet u claim sword Smitten yet u claim strong deballed u claim guts Where is thy will Oh Randy Rascal? My Quiet Quill 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Qaisar1: 8:05am On Apr 01, 2016 |
Peaceful, I announce my presence I felt I came late to this thread I thought it has lost its essence Hell Yes! They proved me wrong Seeing guys dropping words With Sentences not so long Glad! ¤ 2 Likes |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by shyshally(f): 9:33pm On Apr 01, 2016 |
@joshthefirst @joshthefirst i must report this to this elders....i have a feeling your`e not alone in this,wheres that your fat friend 1 Like |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by datjohn(m): 9:55pm On Apr 01, 2016 |
I went to d MOON Wit my SPOON At 12 NOON N wud b back SOON Jst like d GOONs In d CARTOONs. 2 Likes |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 2:31pm On May 10, 2016 |
Alas firestar. You quenched all the fire in my star And you declared me a buster. I put my sword away for you and harddon. No way I would have made it two weeks with all these fight going on. I am no longer fiery and grill Harddon lend me a quiet quill Lets contemplate with rhymes like calm waters, ripples gentle, body still. |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 3:22pm On May 10, 2016 |
HARDDON:I sheathe my sword old Lord. I have lost patience for my former world. Open your gates and put down your bridges. I will join your sweet world of literature as a farmer with rhyme ridges. Evening come we will rest and dine together. |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by AdunniIwo(f): 6:05pm On May 10, 2016 |
Here I come Into thy 'dom I hope I'm welcome To share in thine wisdom. #LetsStartWithThat 1 Like |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 7:24am On May 11, 2016 |
AdunniIwo:Welcome dear damsel Come into this once fierce duel It's asleep now, but your gentle rhymes are sure to light its fuel once more. Come in lady, speak with inspiration, make wonderful lore With your gentle verses you'll be sure to soothe the souls of old lords of yore We once did battle but together we will lay down our swords in hope of listening to calm damsel lore Even the knight donifez and smitten IsaacBuchi will be drawn out of bore Donifez will sing and paint rhyme dances of laughter once more. Fiery firestar will no longer brawl |
Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Nobody: 9:20am On May 11, 2016 |
Joshthefirst:Did you add me? When r we playing? |
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