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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Nobody: 5:35pm On Mar 31, 2016
makingsense:
Why won't they mock us..

When stupid producers can't think of something meaningful to act always recycling things!!


In Nollywood, plots revolve around church, Jazz for husband, husband snatching, jazz for money, miracles and low level stuff that can appeal to people who have forgotten that they have a brain. This always works because the audience are dullards. Now somebody in Nollywood decided he wants to do pass himself and have a proper plot! imagine ....abeg leave plot for Oyinbo man, and go back to your husband snatching movies.

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by MrWhaley: 5:36pm On Mar 31, 2016
Nigerian Directors and their stupidity.

That's how the other day,I came across this one "The BatMan Part 1 & 2"... Abeg,what are they acting in that film that will give it Part 2?? undecided

Do they have the fancy toys Bruce Wayne uses in combatting criminals? And they called it the BatMan.

iSwear,very soon you will see "Ejiro The Superman Part 1 & 2" embarassed

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Lilimax(f): 5:36pm On Mar 31, 2016
iamord:
the movies are IQ reducing agents
So true!

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by bigtt76(f): 5:36pm On Mar 31, 2016
No longer part 1 and 2 now na Season 1 and 2 grin

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by katerine7(f): 5:36pm On Mar 31, 2016
na so dem go dey disgrace themselves

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Lilimax(f): 5:37pm On Mar 31, 2016
garfield16:



In Nollywood, plots revolve around church, Jazz for husband, husband snatching, jazz for money, miracles and low level stuff that can appeal to people who have forgotten that they have a brain. This always works because the audience are dullards. Now somebody in Nollywood decided he wants to do pass himself and have a proper plot! imagine ....abeg leave plot for Oyinbo man, and go back to your husband snatching movies.


cheesy Your mouth badt goor!
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by baby124: 5:37pm On Mar 31, 2016
mallamseifaldin:
A big shame to NOLLYWOOD and YOLLYWOOD...




Friends what is the Yoruba movie called?....I think it is YOLLYWOOD.
Yollywood movies are not as stupid as nollywood movies. I can't watch nollywood movies again. So stupid. Even complete illiterates can't produce the movies out there today. Don't involve Yollywood. Yollywood is far ahead of Nollywood in content.
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by jesuspikinjp(m): 5:38pm On Mar 31, 2016
lol. spider girl, when is iron man coming out ?

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by VictorRomanov: 5:39pm On Mar 31, 2016
This is painful to watch. Shame leave the actors and producers dey catch me wey dey watch.

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by 9jatatafo(m): 5:39pm On Mar 31, 2016
The producer fall my hand. At least he for title the movie "Scorpion Girl".
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by ucheheart(m): 5:39pm On Mar 31, 2016
Nollywood as stagnant as ever

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Lilimax(f): 5:39pm On Mar 31, 2016
baby124:

Yollywood movies are not as stupid as nollywood movies. I can't watch nollywood movies again. So stupid. Even complete illiterates can't produce the movies out there today. Don't involve Yollywood. Yollywood is far ahead of Nollywood in content.
Abeg which one is Yollywood

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Adesiji77: 5:40pm On Mar 31, 2016
I laugh in Zulu cheesy cheesy grin grin
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by baby124: 5:40pm On Mar 31, 2016
Lilimax:
Abeg which one is Yollywood
Yoruba movies
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Stanleywaxy(m): 5:40pm On Mar 31, 2016
Bitterleafsoup:
Shame on you some of the movies are awesome and theu put our youths to work.
Oh well lipsrsealed I don't think so .
When they put the youths to which kind of work ? Nudity ? and not forgetting all these nonsense they do in the social media . It's a pure shame .
I can never watch Nollywood again. Gone are the days when our movies teaches one a lesson or two .
I'll give you a tip to see what a good movie is like ...maybe you've seen it ,or maybe you haven't ... Go get a "Mara and Clara and entertain yourselt girl .
Nollywood can't make a movie as good as that . This movie is Philippines tho .
Enjoy it and give me a feedback .
Good evening ! cheesy

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Nobody: 5:41pm On Mar 31, 2016
The concept of the movie is nice. They just need to do something more original and unique, not a Hollywood imitation. And improve on the effects to make it look more real
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by mallamseifaldin(m): 5:42pm On Mar 31, 2016
baby124:

Yollywood movies are not as stupid as nollywood movies. I can't watch nollywood movies again. So stupid. Even complete illiterates can't produce the movies out there today. Don't involve Yollywood. Yollywood is far ahead of Nollywood in content.


Really! Then I am missing a lot out there.. I need to be schooled on yollywood.

They got pretty actresses I know.... I am still yet to understand its content.
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by funkyrash(m): 5:42pm On Mar 31, 2016
The trailer! OMG! grin

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Lilimax(f): 5:43pm On Mar 31, 2016
baby124:

Yoruba movies
Says who? If they are Yollywood, Igbo movies will be called what? Igbowood I guess? embarassed

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by tartarus(m): 5:43pm On Mar 31, 2016
Watched this movie last week and I almost died. Currently on life support.... cry

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Gracito(f): 5:44pm On Mar 31, 2016
kennygee:
Hand falling.
I don die. Llmaoooooooo
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by vizkiz: 5:44pm On Mar 31, 2016
kossyablaze:
Lmao
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how far? Where the party at? cheesy
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Oluwasaeon(m): 5:44pm On Mar 31, 2016
Dis ppl are just putting finishing touches on our bad name

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Nobody: 5:45pm On Mar 31, 2016
All the people when partake for this movie the better thunder when go fire them still dey breastfeed

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by babydioku(f): 5:46pm On Mar 31, 2016
Nice job guys. Make it more impressive next time.
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:46pm On Mar 31, 2016
We still dey Bleep up.

Bollywood don graduate tey tey.

I recently watched the movie PK. And it's BY FAR, one of the best movies I've watched in my whole life.

And we are here doing 8-bit Spider Girl.

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by davseun2ta(m): 5:47pm On Mar 31, 2016
End time movie










































Scripted by End time script writer







Directed by End time directors





Produced by Endtime producer

















Marketed by End time marketers














Everything about this movie is ENDTIME!!!
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by huntax(m): 5:48pm On Mar 31, 2016
kennygee:
Hand falling.
At least, their Batman can fly. lol
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by amagunnerfan: 5:49pm On Mar 31, 2016
Stanleywaxy:
smh ... more reasons I don't patronise the nollywood .
Where are my fellow Korean movie lovers ?
Hope you don't complain about the value of the naira oo.
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Nobody: 5:49pm On Mar 31, 2016
Lmao!

I'm not surprised. smiley
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by babydioku(f): 5:52pm On Mar 31, 2016
Stanleywaxy:

Oh well lipsrsealed I don't think so .
When they put the youths to which kind of work ? Nudity ? and not forgetting all these nonsense they do in the social media . It's a pure shame .
I can never watch Nollywood again. Gone are the days when our movies teaches one a lesson or two .
I'll give you a tip to see what a good movie is like ...maybe you've seen it ,or maybe you haven't ... Go get a "Mara and Clara and entertain yourselt girl .
Nollywood can't make a movie as good as that . This movie is Philippines tho .
Enjoy it and give me a feedback .
Good evening ! cheesy


Take a deep breath, in and out, in and out. Please give yourself blood pressure over nothing.
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by chibyz(m): 5:54pm On Mar 31, 2016
i call this creativity at at it peak!

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