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Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Treash(m): 3:20pm On Apr 02, 2016 |
1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave. 2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out. 3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs. 4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel. 5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off. 6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online. 7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies.. Light no dey naa There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions lolzz. 9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies 10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones... 1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave. 2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out. 3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs. 4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel. 5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off. 6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online. 7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies.. Light no dey naa There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions lolzz. 9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies 10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones... because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave. 2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out. 3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs. 4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel. 5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off. 6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online. 7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies.. Light no dey naa There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions lolzz. 9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies 10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones... |
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:31pm On Apr 02, 2016 |
Treash:You non well at all. Hahaaaaaa |
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by EZEIGBO1OFIMO: 3:37pm On Apr 02, 2016 |
How about the advantages of the Numerous Truck and Trailer accidents we have seen so far. |
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by khristals(m): 3:43pm On Apr 02, 2016 |
just one question bro.. was that a joke or are u a zombie? |
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Ewitolek001(m): 3:47pm On Apr 02, 2016 |
No advantage in fuel scasity |
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:48pm On Apr 02, 2016 |
This thread reeks of bad humor and stupidity. I'm off 1 Like |
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