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Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Treash(m): 3:20pm On Apr 02, 2016
1) Most compounds are noiseless
because 'I
better
pass my neighbour' generators are
on
sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3) All the housewives are cooking
good
food because no more Crunches and
Mr Biggs.
4) Kids are reading their books since
watching
TV needs fuel.
5) No more congestion in network
since
many
peoples phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is faster
than before
cause not much people are online.
7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No
more late
night movies.. Light no dey naa
cool There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions
lolzz.
9) Parents are over-joyed because
their children
that were always online now
concentrates on
their studies
10) Even God himself was very happy
when he
saw people who haven't gone to
church for
months and years going to church
and staying
for both First and second services just
to charge
their phones...
1) Most compounds are noiseless
because 'I
better
pass my neighbour' generators are
on
sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3) All the housewives are cooking
good
food because no more Crunches and
Mr Biggs.
4) Kids are reading their books since
watching
TV needs fuel.
5) No more congestion in network
since
many
peoples phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is faster
than before
cause not much people are online.
7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No
more late
night movies.. Light no dey naa
cool There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions
lolzz.
9) Parents are over-joyed because
their children
that were always online now
concentrates on
their studies
10) Even God himself was very happy
when he
saw people who haven't gone to
church for
months and years going to church
and staying
for both First and second services just
to charge
their phones...
1) Most compounds are noiseless
because 'I
better
pass my neighbour' generators are
on
sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3) All the housewives are cooking
good
food because no more Crunches and
Mr Biggs.
4) Kids are reading their books since
watching
TV needs fuel.
5) No more congestion in network
since
many
peoples phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is faster
than before
cause not much people are online.
7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No
more late
night movies.. Light no dey naa
cool There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions
lolzz.
9) Parents are over-joyed because
their children
that were always online now
concentrates on
their studies
10) Even God himself was very happy
when he
saw people who haven't gone to
church for
months and years going to church
and staying
for both First and second services just
to charge
their phones...
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:31pm On Apr 02, 2016
Treash:
1) Most compounds are noiseless
because 'I
better
pass my neighbour' generators are
on
sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3) All the housewives are cooking
good
food because no more Crunches and
Mr Biggs.
4) Kids are reading their books since
watching
TV needs fuel.
5) No more congestion in network
since
many
peoples phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is faster
than before
cause not much people are online.
7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No
more late
night movies.. Light no dey naa
cool There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions
lolzz.
9) Parents are over-joyed because
their children
that were always online now
concentrates on
their studies
10) Even God himself was very happy
when he
saw people who haven't gone to
church for
months and years going to church
and staying
for both First and second services just
to charge
their phones...
1) Most compounds are noiseless
because 'I
better
pass my neighbour' generators are
on
sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3) All the housewives are cooking
good
food because no more Crunches and
Mr Biggs.
4) Kids are reading their books since
watching
TV needs fuel.
5) No more congestion in network
since
many
peoples phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is faster
than before
cause not much people are online.
7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No
more late
night movies.. Light no dey naa
cool There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions
lolzz.
9) Parents are over-joyed because
their children
that were always online now
concentrates on
their studies
10) Even God himself was very happy
when he
saw people who haven't gone to
church for
months and years going to church
and staying
for both First and second services just
to charge
their phones...
1) Most compounds are noiseless
because 'I
better
pass my neighbour' generators are
on
sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3) All the housewives are cooking
good
food because no more Crunches and
Mr Biggs.
4) Kids are reading their books since
watching
TV needs fuel.
5) No more congestion in network
since
many
peoples phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is faster
than before
cause not much people are online.
7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No
more late
night movies.. Light no dey naa
cool There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions
lolzz.
9) Parents are over-joyed because
their children
that were always online now
concentrates on
their studies
10) Even God himself was very happy
when he
saw people who haven't gone to
church for
months and years going to church
and staying
for both First and second services just
to charge
their phones...
You non well at all. Hahaaaaaa
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by EZEIGBO1OFIMO: 3:37pm On Apr 02, 2016
How about the advantages of the Numerous Truck and Trailer accidents we have seen so far.
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by khristals(m): 3:43pm On Apr 02, 2016
just one question bro..


was that a joke or are u a zombie? undecided
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Ewitolek001(m): 3:47pm On Apr 02, 2016
No advantage in fuel scasity smiley wink
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:48pm On Apr 02, 2016
This thread reeks of bad humor and stupidity. I'm off

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