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| 10 Ways On How To Remain Poor... by sekzy99(m): 8:38am On Apr 03, 2016 |
1. Never wake up early. Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up? 2. Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it. 3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money. How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs. 4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated". How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade, network marketing or home-based production? That's for people who never went to school! 5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital. How do they expect you to invest before you get millions? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with little capital, you as a smart person can only start with millions. 6. Complain about everything except your own attitude and laziness. Blame the system, the government and the banks that refused to lend you money, including your 'wicked' relatives. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich. 7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit and keep borrowing from friends and employers. 8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you're wearing the latest designs. Intimidate friends, colleagues, relatives and the congregation with your trendy clothes. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, you get one that is more expensive. 9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your yearly salary. 10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent. They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy and poor enough to ensure they can't help you at your old age. Do you want to remain poor? The choice is yours. Be wise... 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 10 Ways On How To Remain Poor... by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:49am On Apr 03, 2016 |
News for the ZOMBIES |
| Re: 10 Ways On How To Remain Poor... by Emiiyaseyi(m): 2:49pm On Apr 03, 2016 |
ElrayKhalifah:r u 1? |
| Re: 10 Ways On How To Remain Poor... by bencham(m): 3:26pm On Apr 03, 2016 |
Nice one there, absolutely TRUE! |
| Re: 10 Ways On How To Remain Poor... by duperola(f): 2:32am On Apr 04, 2016 |
you r spool right! |
| Re: 10 Ways On How To Remain Poor... by sekzy99(m): 5:47am On Jul 31, 2016 |
bencham:thumb up |
| Re: 10 Ways On How To Remain Poor... by sekzy99(m): 5:52am On Jul 31, 2016 |
duperola:yup |
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