1) The Mother Hen – this category of ladies are very advanced in age and at that behave as if they are mother to everyone. You hear hostel mates addressing them as “Aunty Mary” or “Sister Joy”. Hian! It can vex me ehn…are we not in an academic environment, or did I stop you from starting life early. Addressing you as aunty doesn’t really mean I respect you. They also go about forming adviser Nowamagbe because of their experiences.

2) The Spirit Koko – this category wakes you up in the morning with the sound of speaking in tongues, they pray like the Pharisees and rub religion into every conversation. (Aza bilivoh syndrome). They also campaign for hostel devotion prayers, religious activities and worry you if you don’t attend fellowship meetings.

3) The Bully – this category are deceived by their physical size or strength so think they can trample on anyone. They are aggressive, accost and jump lines. They are non- receptive to new roommates and quarrel as often as they have an audience. They are typical noisemakers.

4) The Cook – this category are utmostly concerned with what they will cook to it, they buy food stuff like it is a family house, cook all day long and crucify others that eat out. Their dresses always smell of kitchen….eeeew!
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5) The Borrower – this category can borrow anything from cotton bud, face wipes, detergent, food seasoning, toothpaste to even your bathing sponge They never consider buying theirs for peace sake.

6) The Nerd – they are called oversyllabus or Scholastica. She goes about with books and study materials, discussing what she has covered even far beyond the lecturer, intimidating people who have not been studying. Their social life is inversely tending towards infinity.

7) The Wannabe Big Girl – this one’s claim to be what they are really not, live fake lives and snubs at people. She lies about having good escapades. It’s all a sham.

8.) The Big Girl – by their decking and carriage you know them. Expensive designer clothing, TFC meals, Goat human hair, vacation trip. She is also polite and mingle when necessary.

9) The Absentee – this category of ladies are never around, they just breeze in and breeze out. They usually have a 1,001 other places to pass the night. Their space is unkempt because they never have time to arrange it. Some of them don’t even know the name of co-roommates. The days they are around they sleep for like 2days straight.

10) The Regular Girl – she is cool, calm and collected. Walks into the room, greet everyone and retires to her corner. Participates in gist when needful or invited. She lives a moderate life; you cannot easily classify her personality, but you admire her from a distance.

SOURCE - http://eduregard.com/10-categories-of-ladies-in-a-female-hostel/

Hehehehe...that no 1 can be divided into two....those that show they are elderly and those that blend in perfectly..I had the second one when I was in Unilag.the guy was 33 and you won't know,even when we call him boda ,he does. Not like it,he says we should call him by name..well some do..I don't ,cos its odd and against my personal ethics..but na dat bros do bae pass for my set o...forget old,he fine kon get small doe..........the first set no dey too get sense,I dey avoid such people like plague.....if you relate with people by age in an academic environment ,na you go lose..just be yourself...age is just number!!!!!

i like number 3 incase i want to vent my anger on anything she cld be able to match up with my anger nd if possible beat d crap out of me to calm my nerves...lol.. #myopinion

Hallack:
i like number 3 incase i want to vent my anger on anything she cld be able to match up with my anger nd if possible beat d crap out of me to calm my nerves...lol.. #myopinion

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The runs girls √ These ones you won't see them in the night . They makeup and jet out in the evening and get back in the morning .One will think they went for night class reading. .

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The runs girls √ These ones you won't see them in the night . They makeup and jet out in the evening and get back in the morning .One will think they went for night class reading. .