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12 Times It Is OK To Kill Your Roommate. by Politicalidiot: 11:45am On Apr 08, 2016
They know wat they did

1. He bags his last several days of dirty clothing and stores it in the wardrobe. When confronted about this he said he was too lazy to wash. He also litters trash about (the cans outside the door, several feet away).

2. He is a covert shitter. He claims he has an insane case of stomach rumble and will stay on the toilet for upwards of an hour.

3. He strolls around the room naked when he thinks you not going to be back for a while.

4. He refuses to use soap for the 2 minute showers he takes and uses the same towel for weeks, which be walks around in afterwards.

5. He's 18 and bald. Enough Said.

6. He is an amateur DJ always disturbing ur ears with virtual DJ but thinks he dope and better than DJ Cuppy.

7. He is a vibrant S.U member but masturbates for hours every day, including when you in the room but on code.

8. He goes to sleep at about 11:30pm every night and gets mega pissed if you want to stay up past the exact moment he gets up and turns off the lights (without saying a word). Nrcyophilia.

9. He has insomnia and tosses turns and yells during he sleep; Oh yeah and he insists on sleeping naked. Or he sleeps in a weird position like ___/\ with his ass facing upward (true event).

10. He blows his nose at least 3-4 times every 10 min into the open bathroom or toilet area then you have to deal with mucus on the wall. Yuck.

11. He is extremely unintelligent and is constantly complaining about how he is struggling in all of his carry-over courses. Go and die.

12. He is addicted to TV Series but only has the attention span to watch 5 minutes of each (a gold fish has a longer attention span.)


13. Add ya own.

culled from roommates experiences on irentaway.com - get a flatmate in Lagos
Re: 12 Times It Is OK To Kill Your Roommate. by lodscott(m): 12:05pm On Apr 08, 2016
BS ^
Re: 12 Times It Is OK To Kill Your Roommate. by Nobody: 12:27pm On Apr 08, 2016
Always disturbing you in a room you paid with your money by importing babes who stay over the night grin
Re: 12 Times It Is OK To Kill Your Roommate. by Nobody: 12:28pm On Apr 08, 2016
I think its better not to have a roommate.
Re: 12 Times It Is OK To Kill Your Roommate. by xender(m): 12:52pm On Apr 08, 2016
Explain number5 grin
Re: 12 Times It Is OK To Kill Your Roommate. by Nobody: 1:38pm On Apr 08, 2016
Reasons I stay alone..
Re: 12 Times It Is OK To Kill Your Roommate. by Politicalidiot: 10:29pm On Apr 08, 2016
AirSultan:
Reasons I stay alone..

thumbs up bro. Its mostly first years that get to experience such
Re: 12 Times It Is OK To Kill Your Roommate. by Nobody: 10:34pm On Apr 08, 2016
Politicalidiot:


thumbs up bro. Its mostly first years that get to experience such
yeah, had to leave the hostel 2wiks afta resumption.. Its just gross and horrible there..
Re: 12 Times It Is OK To Kill Your Roommate. by Politicalidiot: 4:03pm On Apr 09, 2016
AirSultan:
yeah, had to leave the hostel 2wiks afta resumption.. Its just gross and horrible there..

eyaaa

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