Sit back and read.

“You don’t remember me again?”




Even if you’ve never met them.

“See how you just look like your mummy.”




I’ve heard.

“Is it me you are giving something with your left hand?”




It’s not that deep, biko.

“How are your studies?”




Don’t remind me.

“So, do you have a gehfriend?”




Well, the thing is…

“You did not buy anything for me?”




Na so we see am.

“You’ve added weight oh!”




If you say “you too” they will now vex.

“When will we come for your own wedding?”





If I now ask “when will we come for your burial?” you will hold meeting on top my head.

Always heard that "u loolk lik ur mum" shiit... Buh ma momma make sense die... So its always positive 4 me bt 9yc. 1 op

“Go and change the channel to Africa Magic.”



Hay God!

“Am I your mate?”




E pele, Egbon Olamide.

“I hope you will be
cooking for your
husband.”





How e take concern you?

“Use it to buy biscuit.”





Ah! The whole 10k? Am I a shareholder in digestive?

LOL.....the statement aren't funny buh the caption is


All dis yeye yeye relatives wey full ma home..the day thunder go strike dem eehn

This phone
conversation we have all
had:







- How's ur mum?

>fine sir

-ur dad nko?

>fine sir

-What of Lalasticlala and seun ?

>all good sir

- And the whole family?

Ojestas:
“You cannot greet
abi?”






For when you don’t say “Good
morning ” 20 times when there
are 20 relatives in the room.

lol,this one is very common,na to dey greet them one after the other.

suzan404:
lol,this one is very common,na to dey greet them one after the other.

Lolzz..wen u just open door enter nd they are 15 uncles nd aunties..u'll be lyk...broda gud mornin..broda gud mornin..broda gud mornin..broda gud mornin..broda gud mornin..wen u're true with brodass dem..u start with aunty again

marshalcarter:

Lolzz..wen u just open door enter nd they are 15 uncles nd aunties..u'll be lyk...broda gud mornin..broda gud mornin..broda gud mornin..broda gud mornin..broda gud mornin..wen u're true with brodass dem..u start with aunty again

if u no greet na wahala,dem go tell u say u no get home training.That's how i normally do oo.cos i cant allow one uncle wey i no see for 20yrs to start telling me unecessary stories

Ojestas:
“You don’t remember
me again?”





Even if you’ve never met them.

Lol.... this one is description and familiarization part. Do you know sister lagbaja? This is her immediate younger sister. Mama kana lo bi won. Se o man gbo oruko mummy Temedo? Awon lo bi kiwon to bi mama aunti e yi.

suzan404:
if u no greet na wahala,dem go tell u say u no get home training.That's how i normally do oo.cos i cant allow one uncle wey i no see for 20yrs to start telling me unecessary stories

Lolz...u go change am for am naa..see talk oo highest u add #20 lie sey u grt him no ans

marshalcarter:

Lolz...u go change am for am naa..see talk oo highest u add #20 lie sey u grt him no ans

lwkmd

Share holder in digestive...lol.


Good one OP.

marshalcarter:
LOL.....the statement aren't funny buh the caption is


All dis yeye yeye relatives wey full ma home..the day thunder go strike dem eehn

Statement and caption, what's the difference please?