WATCHING FOOTBALL with some wives can be
very frustrating and stressful!

Wife: Dipo, who's that guy? Is that Chris Brown?

Husband: Chris Brown bawo? No na, that's Theo
Walcott!!

Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for?

Husband: It's a warning to a player; and red
means the player must stop playing and leave the
pitch.

Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light:
Yellow - warning, Red - stop.

Husband: Yeah, yeah sure.. You are right!!

Wife: What about the green card?

Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in
football.

Wife: Which teams are these?

Husband: Which kind wahala be this na?!! God! It's
Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?

Husband: You no get eyes? No be red jersey be
that?

Wife: Ok.. which team is putting on blue?

Husband: (upset)... Omg! Haba! Wetin na? Don't
you know it's Chelsea?

Wife: Hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the
world cup

Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup?
Where you from sef?

Wife: Take am easy na! Pls who's that old man?

Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene
Wenger.

Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that
means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?

Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me jare!!
(Changes Channel to Africa Magic & left the house
for a viewing center nearby!)....

Wife: (Smiling to herself) If I don't do that, I won't
be able to watch my favorite Telemundo.

MASTERBLOGGER at it again

Hahaha....I don learn something

Lol..na to go viewing center jeje

How a man fly into heaven,