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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by ndujekwu(m): 6:51am On Apr 20, 2016
On seeing the number of people who have currently applied for the job so far, it simply means in fairness that 1 out of 70 persons would be picked.

i.e 10,000 jobs with ~702,000people applied

cry cry cry cry cry :: Pray for Naija

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Bandeco(m): 6:52am On Apr 20, 2016
magicminister:
Suffering too much for my country.
I heard over 750,000 people applied for a position of about 10,000.
The really sad part is that the political office holders have atleast 2 slots for every federal appointment.
this implies that a good number of the positions have been filled up already.

Anyway, i wish all candidates the best of luck.
[s]The moment you get accepted in to NPF, you will automatically become my enemy[/s]....
You just indirectly admitted you are a thief, arm robber, kidnapper, rapist, fraudsters. Change ur ways b4 u meet ur Waterloo

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by ObiOkpor(m): 6:52am On Apr 20, 2016
Zceesneh:
angry stammering did what?
Are you?
During oral interview,they will be screened out. They are not needed in the service.

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by FreemanDave(m): 6:54am On Apr 20, 2016
Op seems to have friends in all the categories...
Well....
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Nobody: 6:56am On Apr 20, 2016
Thank you.
Nusaf:

That is the abnormal shape of the feet. In the normal shape, the inward middle part of both feet are raised from the ground. Shoes are designed to take this shape. To test for this, dip ur foot inside water and step on a dry floor. If the whole of the feet surface is outlined on the floor, that is flat foot otherwise it is the normal shape.

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Nobody: 6:58am On Apr 20, 2016
ObiOkpor:

Are you?
During oral interview,they will be screened out. They are not needed in the service.
U mean they should commit suicide because u are indirectly saying they are useless, thats why am going into music after graduating from school, am a chronic stammerer i don't think any one will want to employ me, bro it hurts

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Nobody: 6:59am On Apr 20, 2016
Thank you
agongajoseph:
when u stand at attention and the entire sole of ur feet is entirely flat with d ground.

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by hrhobi1(m): 6:59am On Apr 20, 2016
prettysolid:
May thunder fire your balls

U no dey shame? Prick don spoil ur brain.

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by OrlandoOwoh(m): 7:04am On Apr 20, 2016
I don't think there is any danger in registering more than once, as long as you make use of different emails, phone numbers and addresses.

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by mokset123: 7:07am On Apr 20, 2016
I hear the quota intake for constable 7500, cadet inspector 1500 cadet ASP 500 and specialist 500

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by magicminister: 7:13am On Apr 20, 2016
Bandeco:

You just indirectly admitted you are a thief, arm robber, kidnapper, rapist, fraudsters. Change ur ways b4 u meet ur Waterloo

nope!
I just admitted that i am against extra-judicial killing, torture, bribery, extortion, bullying, trigger happiness, stray bullets and corruption!
The NPF represents all the aforementioned qualities which i am against!

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Nobody: 7:13am On Apr 20, 2016
hrhobi1:


So as old as u are u don't know what flatfoot means? But u sabi all the styles for bed and blowjobs and what not? Ehn?

Abeg go back to Pri 1.

Someone asked a harmless question and you're raining insults on her.

Take a look at the young man above you and you will see an example of maturity.

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by hrhobi1(m): 7:16am On Apr 20, 2016
ochukwuma15:


Someone asked a harmless question and you're raining insults on her.

Take a look at the young man above you and you will see an example of maturity.

Shut up there as-s licker. Go marry her now.

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by omotee1234(m): 7:20am On Apr 20, 2016
So tatoo self don become disability for police job no be so for other countries
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Mbediogu(m): 7:22am On Apr 20, 2016
ify2016:
It is too alarming the rate in which Nigerians have shown interest so far for 2016 recruitment into Nigeria Police Force. It's indeed a failure on the part of government for failing to provide a more better job opportunities to average graduates and Nigerians. The bitter truth is that after every struggle, it won't stop them from following the warning giving to candidates before they commenced their registrations.

Therefore, the following categories of applicants should pray more harder because their chances of being selected is limited.

1. Double registration: I was interacting with one guy last week and he boldly told me that men, " 9ja no be where person go dull himself especially for this kind Olopa things. According to him, I don already applied for Inspectorial role but since na naija we dey, I say mek I quicklyma run Constable own sharp sharp" I told him OK. that he needs God's favour to be shortlisted. If you belong in this category your name is unto thee I submit my good luck. 3% of applicants fall into this group.

2. AGE FALSIFICATION: This group has the largest part of applicants . Some claimed that they entered primary school at the age of 2-3. Some also claimed that they are single even when they already have four children. Haba, 9ja people, na who dey fool who? Let's just believe that it's rumour that those above 28years are allowed to apply but the truth is ,you that claimed to be under 28 and already have 2 children, Na when you wan retire? Just add 35 years in service to your real age and tell us whether you be Mandela mate. Some 19-22 years also applied as an Inspector but na God hand we dey.Bitter truth is that over 30%/ of applicants are in these categories.

3: FAKE CERTIFICATE: Some applicants trying to overcome the challenges placed upon them by bad governance and poor economy strives to falsify their credentials in order to meet up with the general requirement. But wait o, Federal government no get conscience self. How dey want graduate wey don dey jobless for the past 5 years survive without any palliative to survive. This thing no fair shall. About 5% may fall victim of this.

4. WRONG FILING OF FORM : A lot of people do bunnecessary mistake in filing their forms. It's very pertinent to take time by reading your information typed before submitting your application. How can you come from one State and fill another state of origin in the name of typographical error. Some applicants even went to the extent of filing a course they didn't study. You need God intervention if you are in this category. Funny enough 7% will fall victim.

5. THE DISABLED/ Tattoo, and fresh surgery : We all know that there is always a reason for any action for human deformity. Some physical challenge people may not be short listed except through God's intervention. A lady just told me that she had surgery, appendicitis to be precise less than two years ago but still registered. The bitter truth is that no law enforcement agency or Force can take someone that may have been diagnosed and undergone surgery in less than two years. But, God can still turn anything around. I believe in miracle. And for the baddos ( tattoo), I wish una best. 2% occupies this categories of applicants.

6. FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.


In all, what we need is prayer because, the battle is not even for the wisest or strongest but the favour of God on your screening day.

Nigerian graduates looking for job, the appointed time has come for us to make our choices. I believe God will favour us in one way or the other. Even if Police or Army job didn't work for you and I , Federal job is certain as far as Buhari is concerned.


REMEMBER THAT THIS WRITE UP IS A PERSONAL OBSERVATION AND SUBJECT TO CONTRIBUTIONS, CORRECTIONS OR CRITICISM.

GOOD LUCK!!!

Those with undeclared criminal records. And exertion intolerance. They should also do psychiatric tests on them. Good luck to them.
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Nobody: 7:22am On Apr 20, 2016
hrhobi1:

Shut up there as-s licker. Go marry her now.
Thanks brother, but i'm already married. Just change your orientation please. Have a nice day.

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by hardbody: 7:29am On Apr 20, 2016
hrhobi1:


Shut up there as-s licker. Go marry her now.

Shut up. You are incorrigible.

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by akinola908: 7:29am On Apr 20, 2016
Please,what is the age to start primary school because for me, I was 4 years when I entered primary 1 and I finished at age 9, is it okay?

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by hrhobi1(m): 7:30am On Apr 20, 2016
hardbody:


Shut up. You are incorrigible.

Who be this hard body? Are u normal upstairs or u need a dirty slap to reset ur brain?.
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by 9jatatafo(m): 7:32am On Apr 20, 2016
I will add mine. Those with big navel and men with big blokos
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Sayelabola(m): 7:39am On Apr 20, 2016
chynasaz:
Which one be flat footed

I wish I could describe it to you here, but for sure anyone with a flatfoot cannot stand longer time...he must fall to the ground.

And this is one of the screening exercise all applicants must pass through in any uniform job, the Armed forces in particular.

Here, you will find pictures of a flatfooted fellow...

http://www.footeducation.com/foot-and-ankle-conditions/flexible-flatfeet/

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Sayelabola(m): 7:43am On Apr 20, 2016
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Sayelabola(m): 7:45am On Apr 20, 2016
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by onatisi(m): 7:45am On Apr 20, 2016
I pity those applying for this job..the 10,000 slots available is not even enough for all political office holders to slot in their candidates. The slots has already been allocated . Ministers,ministers of state,governors,deputy governors,senators ,house of reps,state reps,state rep speakers ,first class traditional rulers ,apc bigwigs ,all these are just to mention a few ,by the time all these ppl slot in their candidates,the 10000 vacancies wont even be enough

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by cardoctor(m): 7:46am On Apr 20, 2016
Ex convicts and career criminals nko?
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Nobody: 7:46am On Apr 20, 2016
OP, be careful quoting percentages. Were statistics taken to arrive at those percentages you mentioned?
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Sayelabola(m): 7:47am On Apr 20, 2016
hrhobi1:


So as old as u are u don't know what flatfoot means? But u sabi all the styles for bed and blowjobs and what not? Ehn?

Abeg go back to Pri 1.

Brother, please be lenient.
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by igwegeorgiano(m): 7:50am On Apr 20, 2016
me i no be olopa and will never allow any member of my family to be
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Anowax(m): 7:56am On Apr 20, 2016
Op what about those of us that met all the requisites but filled the form just for the fun of it knowing fully well that we're not interested in police job, how many percent are we?
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by mcdokwe(m): 8:08am On Apr 20, 2016
magicminister:
Suffering too much for my country.
I heard over 750,000 people applied for a position of about 10,000.
The really sad part is that the political office holders have atleast 2 slots for every federal appointment.
this implies that a good number of the positions have been filled up already.

Anyway, i wish all candidates the best of luck.
The moment you get accepted in to NPF, you will automatically become my enemy....
are you a criminal?
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Opoki(m): 8:08am On Apr 20, 2016
Den dey give dem pikin CBN job but dem dey give we masses security job.
Which way?
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Bandeco(m): 8:12am On Apr 20, 2016
magicminister:


nope!
I just admitted that i am against extra-judicial killing, torture, bribery, extortion, bullying, trigger happiness, stray bullets and corruption!
The NPF represents all the aforementioned qualities which i am against!
Okay.. I understand you now. There is room for sanitization. Police is ur friend

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