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Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by timm1990(m): 6:08am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Timmy was here |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by endowednicky(f): 6:15am On Apr 21, 2016 |
so funny.... That slap, I can never forget,My uncle ....asking rhetorical questions that'll make you be looking like a mumus !!!!and when you keep quiet,una don become mate ..na slap kuku dey follow am,that kinda slap that you'll see a sudden flashlight like star!!! chai!!! |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by DanceVille: 7:15am On Apr 21, 2016 |
endowednicky:Hilarious! That slap that you'll begin to see Many bright stars in your eyes. |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by iykekelvins(m): 7:30am On Apr 21, 2016 |
"If I Hear Pim" Momsy don show me something 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by DanceVille: 7:42am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Cc:Lalasticlala and Farano. Which of these can you relate with? |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by Marlvin(m): 7:50am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Funny, At infancy; Parents teach their kids how to 'talk and walk' When they become Adults, same parents orders them to 'sit down and shut up.' 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by Leriebloom(f): 8:47am On Apr 21, 2016 |
DanceVille:lolz. It runs in Nigerian parent blood. |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by DanceVille: 10:11am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Marlvin:It's dumbfounded me also. |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by EmmaOgbu(m): 10:59am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Amen
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Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by gurunlocker: 11:00am On Apr 21, 2016 |
op na Yoruba guy... that number 5.... if I hear pim |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by eDoc: 11:05am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Drefan2: U suppose be thriller director. |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by goodheart02(m): 11:13am On Apr 21, 2016 |
I remember mine. Whenever a sexual scene mistakenly pops up on the screen, you see popsy observing me from the corner of his eyes. The discomfort from his eyes and my JT instantly makes me pretend I have mosquito bites. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by VanUrch(m): 11:14am On Apr 21, 2016 |
headboiy: Hehhehe....my dad was even like "Uche, have you ironed my car,.." Me self responded without think "Yes sir" 7 Likes |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by VanUrch(m): 11:14am On Apr 21, 2016 |
headboiy: Hehhehe....my dad was even like "Uche, have you ironed my car,.." Me self responded without thinking "Yes sir" 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by Nobody: 11:17am On Apr 21, 2016 |
This is totally true of a Nigerian mum. every bit of it reminds me of when we were younger (my siblings and I) ... Funny enough none of it relates to my dad. He will never send you on those lazy errands or give you all this Nigerian parents speech. He won't eye you in public or lay a finger on any of us... He was totally the good cop to us. While mum was the bad cop 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by beGOOD4aba(m): 11:17am On Apr 21, 2016 |
another. garri in d morning, afternoon and night |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by ifeomaekol(f): 11:20am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Bck then whenever I came bck wt my results n my mum wasn't comfortable wt my it, she ll be like when I was ur age----its only 1st I made, only 1st. Those dt r getting 1st do they hv two heads. Really made me to buckle up though. Num 4 is typically my mum---whenever I go out wt my mum I always couple myself wela oooo----i watch her face like television till we get home, if nt hmmmm. Once we get home she ll start----why did u sit like dt?? Did u nt see wen I told u nt to accept dt?? And I ll b like huh!! When kwa All these makes her my special lady. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by player007(m): 11:22am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Asable:You sef, you think say because u don get small boil for chest you fit de misbehave for house abi? Lolz |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by Charliiee(m): 11:23am On Apr 21, 2016 |
First thing that comes to mind after reading write-ups like this is "were we all raised by same parents" because we all can relate 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by kalimera101: 11:23am On Apr 21, 2016 |
If I do something and no one queries me at home, I'll worry myself to death before the finally get to killing me. I experienced everything. No. 8 pain me die all the time.... what of when, you do all the chores, been active from early morning to like 3pm and then your parents will see you lying down and be like You're so lazy, what have done since morning and you're lying down. All you do is eat and sleep... 5 Likes |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by susiivy: 11:24am On Apr 21, 2016 |
#6 very tru |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by pinkiberry(m): 11:25am On Apr 21, 2016 |
when they add you on Facebook and stalk your every posts and likes. |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by Tensionstar(m): 11:31am On Apr 21, 2016 |
i did not kill my mother o.....so u cannot kill......i did not troulem my mother like this attal 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by prinsam30: 11:34am On Apr 21, 2016 |
OP which one did you participated in |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by agbangam: 11:35am On Apr 21, 2016 |
I love dis thread ... My mum did all to us even my neighbours too did same to their children... U will hear " Emekaaaaaaaaaaa give me dat water on d table and her leg on is on dat table" |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by Nobody: 11:42am On Apr 21, 2016 |
mum didn't do most of them,I can count how many times I was beaten by my mum,guess I wasnt naughty as a child,but I did have one aunty who stayed with us for a while,whose eyes would make you wish the ground will open up and swallow you,she had a way of passing across her disapproval just by staring at you 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by bullabawz77(m): 11:51am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Mum be like "m talking to you and yu looking at me in the eyes.. Shey dem don giv yu chop abi"? I go kee yu today |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by Nobody: 11:54am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Can't relate with any of them ooooo. Wait lemme call mummy and ask her if daddy is truly nigerian or half french |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by mrdba: 11:54am On Apr 21, 2016 |
DanceVille: 11. They are always the best in class when they were younger... they'll be like "when I was your age, my position in class was always first..." please who then came last in class... that question neva get answer till tomorrow... |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by youngaz(m): 11:55am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Wen i was lyk 8 i rememba wen she said "ave been washing ur cloth since morning u cannot even help me rinse ehn (An 8 yr old?)......i did nt even do lyk diz to my moda see iz head..... Sometyms he will report me to dad nd dad will b lyk go nd bring my belt den i will hear my mum whispering "plzz dnt beat im just use it to scare im" nd dad will say "why did u nw report im" 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by seunny4lif(m): 11:58am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Wickedness is when she called you all the way from your room to her room, that you should give her the phone beside her Our parent sha 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by seunny4lif(m): 11:59am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Our Nigerian parents lying since 1880 All of them na first, I come dey wonder who is the second mrdba: |
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