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Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Ibime(m): 2:50pm On Aug 10, 2009
mukina2:

As I was going to St. Ives I met a man
with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks, each sack
had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits: kits, cats,
sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

358 cool
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:52pm On Aug 10, 2009
Ibime:

358 cool
see this walking calculator cheesy grin



chei . .this one we sing am and act am join grin grin cry

Nursery 1 oh cry


Goosey goosey gander where shall I wander,
Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady's chamber
There I met an old man who wouldn't say his prayers,
I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:53pm On Aug 10, 2009
For want of a nail the shoe was lost.
For want of a shoe the horse was lost.
For want of a horse the rider was lost.
For want of a rider the battle was lost.
For want of a battle the kingdom was lost.
And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 2:59pm On Aug 10, 2009
Na only u dey go St.Ives


When u see a pin u pick it up
all d day u av gud luck
see a pin & let it lay
bad luck u av all d day
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:01pm On Aug 10, 2009
romade sharap you wan come tongue grin


There was a farmer who had a dog and bingo was his name o

B-i-n-g-o !!! b-i-n-g-o- !!! b-i-n-go !!! and bingo was his name o

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Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Ibime(m): 3:02pm On Aug 10, 2009
mukina2:

see this walking calculator cheesy grin

Actually wrong. . . supposed to be 2802. . . I missed a multiple of 7 grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Ben13: 3:03pm On Aug 10, 2009
This thread later worked fine sha!
thanks to romade and Muki.
Ble doesn't deserve it tongue , only that it's same fun we are hia for.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by nich(m): 3:07pm On Aug 10, 2009
one two buckle my shoe
three four knock @ the door
five six pick up sticks
seven eight lay them straight
nine ten a big fat hen
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:09pm On Aug 10, 2009
Ibime:

Actually wrong. . . supposed to be 2802. . . I missed a multiple of 7  grin grin

i know i hate numbers but you be olodo squared grin grin


Ben20001:

This thread later worked fine sha!
thanks to romade and Muki.
Ble doesn't deserve it tongue , only that it's same fun we are hia for.

cheesy cheesy cheesy wink
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:09pm On Aug 10, 2009
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children she didn't know what to do!
So she gave them some broth without any bread,
And she whipped them all soundly and sent them to bed!
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:10pm On Aug 10, 2009
Three little kittens they lost their mittens, and they began to cry,
"Oh mother dear, we sadly fear that we have lost our mittens."
"What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens!
Then you shall have no pie."
"Meeow, meeow, meeow, now we shall have no pie."
The three little kittens they found their mittens,
And they began to cry,
"Oh mother dear, see here, see here
For we have found our mittens."
"Put on your mittens, you silly kittens
And you shall have some pie"
"Meeow, meeow, meeow,
Now let us have some pie."
The three little kittens put on their mittens
And soon ate up the pie,
"Oh mother dear, we greatly fear
That we have soiled our mittens."
"What! soiled you mittens, you naughty kittens!"
Then they began to cry, "Meeow, meeow, meeow"
Then they began to sigh.
The three little kittens they washed their mittens
And hung them out to dry,
"Oh mother dear, do you not hear
That we have washed our mittens."
"What! washed your mittens, you are good kittens."
But I smell a rat close by,
"Meeow, meeow, meeow" we smell a rat close by,
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:11pm On Aug 10, 2009
Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall,
One named Peter, one named Paul.
Fly away Peter, fly away Paul,
Come back Peter, come back Paul!
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by nich(m): 3:12pm On Aug 10, 2009
twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what you are
up above the world so high
like a diamond in the sky
twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what you are

tongue
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:13pm On Aug 10, 2009
Seesaw Margery Daw
Johnny shall have a new master
He shall earn but a penny a day
Because he can't work any faster
grin cheesy
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by nich(m): 3:16pm On Aug 10, 2009
why were they called "nursery rhymes"?

who remembers "three blind mice .  .  . see how they run .  .  ."

mukinatu, e bi like say u be nursery school teacher o.  cheesy
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by studio43(m): 3:19pm On Aug 10, 2009
Go muki GO!
We are strongly behind you. grin

Niger Delta Muki Muki No Dey Carry Last For expecially for this kind child's play grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:22pm On Aug 10, 2009
nich:

why were they called "nursery rhymes"?

who remembers "three blind mice .  .  . see how they run .  .  ."

mukinatu, e bi like say u be nursery school teacher o.  cheesy  
i got a three year old, so she brings the memories wink

studio43:

Go muki GO!
We are strongly behind you. grin

Niger Delta Muki Muki No Dey Carry Last For expecially for this kind child's play grin
dem send you? grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:22pm On Aug 10, 2009
Hark hark the dogs do bark
The beggars are coming to town
Some in rags and some in tags
And one in a velvet gown.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:24pm On Aug 10, 2009
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 3:25pm On Aug 10, 2009
3 blind mice 3 blind mice
c ow dey run
they run after the farmers wife
who cut their tail with a carving knife
3 blind mice
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:27pm On Aug 10, 2009
Cobbler, cobbler, mend my shoe.
Get it done by half past two.
Half past two is much too late!
Get it done by half past eight.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:29pm On Aug 10, 2009
Eencey Weencey spider
Climed up the water spout;
Down came the rain
And washed poor Eencey out;
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain;
And the Eencey Weencey spider
Climbed up the spout again.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:32pm On Aug 10, 2009
These are Grandma's spectacles,
This is Grandma's hat.
This is the way she folds her hands,
And lays them in her lap.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 3:35pm On Aug 10, 2009
do u know mummy oh no
mummy is the one who knows my in & out
when she goes away i'll be left alone
can d picture do wat my mummy do 4 me oh no
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:41pm On Aug 10, 2009
Yankee Doodle came to town,
A-ridin' on a pony;
He stuck a feather in his hat
And called it macaroni.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:43pm On Aug 10, 2009
Barber, barber, shave a pig!
How many hairs to make a wig?
Four and twenty, that's enough!
Give the barber a pinch of snuff.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by studio43(m): 3:54pm On Aug 10, 2009
Muki and Romade,
Ble ble don do two of una good for posting this nursery school stuff here.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 4:00pm On Aug 10, 2009
Curly Locks, Curly Locks,
Will you be mine?
You shall not wash dishes,
Nor feed the swine,
But sit on a cushion
And sew a fine seam,
And sup upon strawberries,
Sugar, and cream.

studio43:

Muki and Romade,
Ble ble don do two of una good for posting this nursery school stuff here.
Its called a trip down memory lane grin tongue
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 4:05pm On Aug 10, 2009
3 little babies lie on bed
1 was sick & 2 were dead
bring ya baby doctor said
give ya baby medicine
i shokolokobanta tmt
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 4:07pm On Aug 10, 2009
An apple a day
Sends the doctor away

Apple in the morning
Doctor's warning

Roast apple at night
Starves the doctor outright

Eat an apple going to bed
Knock the doctor on the head

Three each day, seven days a week Ruddy apple, ruddy cheek
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 4:09pm On Aug 10, 2009
Bat, bat, come under my hat,
And I'll give you a slice of bacon;
And when I bake,
I'll give you a cake,
If I am not mistaken.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by studio43(m): 4:16pm On Aug 10, 2009
Thank gawd for yaba left.

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