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Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by nich(m): 4:23pm On Aug 10, 2009
mukina2:

i got a three year old, so she brings the memories wink

" .  .  . said u were a 'nursery school teacher' "   cheesy   tongue  

thanx rommie for the blind mice (now i feel like i dropped-out of nursery school)  cheesy

as previously asked,
"why were they called nursery rhymes?"

@ topic,

holidays are coming
holidays are coming
no more morning bells
no more teacher's cane
good bye teacher
good bye scholars
i am going for a jolly holiday
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by studio43(m): 4:25pm On Aug 10, 2009
@ yaba left abi?
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 4:26pm On Aug 10, 2009
once a time there was 2 best friends
one was thin & the other was fat
the other took his gun
& went to d farm
& shot & shot & killed them all

nursery rhymes is wat u learn in d nursery
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 4:55pm On Aug 10, 2009
nich:

" .  .  . said u were a 'nursery school teacher' "   cheesy   tongue  

thanx rommie for the blind mice (now i feel like i dropped-out of nursery school)  cheesy

as previously asked,
"why were they called nursery rhymes?"

@ topic,

holidays are coming
holidays are coming
no more morning bells
no more teacher's cane
good bye teacher
good bye scholars
i am going for a jolly holiday  



this song na nursery school hit grin cheesy grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 4:57pm On Aug 10, 2009
bam bam bambalika
bam bam bambalika
bam bam bambalika
can you be my friend
so shake it shake it bambalika
shake it shake it bambalika
shake it hake it bambalika
can you be my friend? grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 5:05pm On Aug 10, 2009
Marching in we r marching in
this way la la la
that way la la la
that way home
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by nich(m): 5:16pm On Aug 10, 2009
mukina2:

this song na nursery school hit grin cheesy grin
grin mukinaaaaaaatuuuuuuu
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 5:20pm On Aug 10, 2009
see pikins wey no dey gree siddon 4 class xcept say na tym to scream chorus for holiday songs
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by blissieng(f): 5:56pm On Aug 10, 2009
laugh oh!

yeh my belle. I feel like I'm in nursery school again! oh! how time flies.


Ten green bottle standing on the wall,
Ten green bottle standing on the wall. . .
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by nich(m): 6:00pm On Aug 10, 2009
cheesy grin grin rommie, no be me & u dey sit on the fence those days dey sing: "ten green bottles standing on the wall . . ." & "humpty dumpty sat on the wall . . ." ? tongue
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by blissieng(f): 6:01pm On Aug 10, 2009
Studio and Ben

Dont hate now!
tongue
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by blissieng(f): 6:02pm On Aug 10, 2009
Ten green bottles
Hanging on the wall
Ten green bottles
Hanging on the wall
And if one green bottle
Should accidentally fall
There'll be nine green bottles
Hanging on the wall

Nine green bottles
Hanging on the wall
Nine green bottles
Hanging on the wall
And if one green bottle
Should accidentally fall
There'll be eight green bottles
Hanging on the wall

Eight green bottles
Hanging on the wall
Eight green bottles
Hanging on the wall
And if one green bottle
Should accidentally fall
There'll be seven green bottles
Hanging on the wall
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by blissieng(f): 6:03pm On Aug 10, 2009
mefinks that's the best time of anyone's life. No care in the world!

Its priceless, really second to none!
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by nich(m): 6:07pm On Aug 10, 2009
blissieng:

mefinks that's the best time of anyone's life. No care in the world!

Its priceless, really second to none!

i second that. bah wahala! cheesy
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Ben13: 6:10pm On Aug 10, 2009
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 6:39pm On Aug 10, 2009
Birds of a feather flock together,
And so will pigs and swine;
Rats and mice will have their choice,
And so will I have mine.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 6:40pm On Aug 10, 2009
A cat came fiddling out of a barn,
With a pair of bagpipes under her arm.
She could sing nothing but fiddle dee dee,
The mouse has married the bumblebee.
Pipe, cat; dance, mouse;
We'll have a wedding at our good house.

grin cheesy grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by blissieng(f): 6:41pm On Aug 10, 2009
I liked this one quite well . . .

Rain rain go away,
Come again another day. .
Bliss-ieng wanna play!
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by blissieng(f): 6:42pm On Aug 10, 2009
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Old rogger is dead, and gone to his grave hmm ha gone to his grave
They planted an apple tree over his head. hmm ha Over his head
. . .
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 7:25pm On Aug 10, 2009
Come to the window,
My baby, with me,
And look at the stars
That shine on the sea!
There are two little stars
That play bo-peep
With two little fish
Far down in the deep;
And two little frogs
Cry "Neap, neap, neap;"
I see a dear baby
That should be asleep.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 11:42am On Aug 11, 2009
Clap clap clap
shake shake shake
jump jump jump
clap then shake then jump
tell ur friends you love so.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by clemcykul(f): 11:50am On Aug 11, 2009
shatap!!!




;d;d;d;d
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 11:58am On Aug 11, 2009
Gerrout angry grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:04pm On Aug 11, 2009
I love you, you love me
we are a happy familyyyyyyyyyyyyy
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too .?

our daily song . my pikin and i kiss kiss kiss
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by clemcykul(f): 12:05pm On Aug 11, 2009
who dash u pikin?
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:20pm On Aug 11, 2009
gerr away tongue
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by clemcykul(f): 12:22pm On Aug 11, 2009
i prefer gettn inside
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by alimat2(f): 12:31pm On Aug 11, 2009
u can equally get inside out grin grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:39pm On Aug 11, 2009
clem clem go away angry tongue
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:53pm On Aug 11, 2009
Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum!
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Be he 'live, or be he dead,
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:55pm On Aug 11, 2009
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Catch a tiger by the toe
If he hollers let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:00pm On Aug 11, 2009
All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun.
Pop! goes the weasel.

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