Ever Asked your Parents where Babies come From or how they were born? What Response did you get.?

I was very little but still remember mine. When mommy was pregnant I kept asking her why her stomach was big. Her response was, she's eating too much food, and its turning into a baby

When she later gave birth, I ask again, mom, how did the baby came out of her stomach...I could still remember the funny looks on her face. "ehm..baby says she doesnt want to stay in my stomach anymore, so I vomited it out" she told me.

Pls share

I never did so didn't get _stupid replies.
I always assumed babies were made when a male adult and female adult sleep on the same bed the night before and the female's belly immediately swells the next day. Didn't know and never cared how the baby came out but I knew there was a small human living in that bulge.