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Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by typicaldayo(m): 1:50pm On May 27, 2016 |
To commemorate this year children's day, let's share d funniest/most hilarious questions a child ever asked u from their pure curious heart. The most hilarious question my kid sister ever asked me when I hugged my mum was: why are u hugging my mom, is she your mum also? 26 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Nobody: 1:52pm On May 27, 2016 |
on my way |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by jopretty(f): 1:58pm On May 27, 2016 |
My Aunt's son, who was three years at the time, saw a pix of my Uncle and I and then asked "Mammi, who is this?" "My Uncle" I replied. "Is he loving you?" I couldn't stop laughing. 21 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by greatgod2012(f): 2:57pm On May 27, 2016 |
So many, how many do I even remember. There was a time one of my kids who was about three years old then, asked me, after finishing his homework........ mummy, won't you do your homework too, if you don't, aunty will beat you o. 94 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by greatgod2012(f): 3:13pm On May 27, 2016 |
I've shared this once here on NL When I was heavily pregnant with my second child. We just finished eating. My first born was a little above two then. He looked at my stomach and asked.......The conversation went like this...... son: mummy, why is your stomach big like this? daddy: Baby is inside. son: How did the baby get inside? daddy: Your mummy will answer that. son: mummy, how did the baby get into your stomach. Me: Your daddy put it there. Son: daddy, is that true? daddy: son, do you want ice cream, if yes, let's go to Mr Biggs. That was how he was distracted from the conversation. He's a big boy now. He understand everything concerning conception and delivery now 195 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Nobody: 3:40pm On May 27, 2016 |
AM NOT A PARENT BUT I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A CHILD, ONE DAY MY DAD WAS TALKING ABOUT OUR NEIGBOUR THAT HAD MANY CHILDREN AND HIS WIFE WAS ALSO PREGNANT THEN, THAT WAS HOW I ASKED MY DAD HOW HUSBAND AND WIFE MAKE NEW BABY. MY DAD DIDNT REPLY, HE JUST SMILED. 14 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Nobody: 9:35pm On May 27, 2016 |
I don't have the patience for kids but my 16yr old cousin once did something I will never forget. Cuz: *Brings out phone; shows me one light-skinned beauty*...Hey bruh what do you think about her? Me: She Aight, she cute. Him: yeah I am tryna hit that on Thursday, you got any condoms? Me: thinking (WTF, this boy has got some serious balls)...Yeah, I got some Durex. Then I gave him and asked him to be careful. I am 4 years older maybe that's why he had the effrontery but...Birds of the same feather stick together 14 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Nobody: 9:36pm On May 27, 2016 |
My niece |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by delpharm(m): 9:36pm On May 27, 2016 |
Dad, when will you be richer than Bill Gates? 30 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by bqlekan(m): 9:37pm On May 27, 2016 |
6 years later... Son: Dad, what is PDP Me: PDP used to be a party in Nigeria until they appointed Alimodu sheriff as their national chairman.. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by nellybadas: 9:37pm On May 27, 2016 |
My 4 year old sister was looking at our dog breathing with its mouth open and she asked me, Why is he SMILING?. ......can neva forget dat day. 70 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by mczico: 9:37pm On May 27, 2016 |
.my son said daddy did u miss gej .? daddy why do APC like lying ?? 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by iamVirus(m): 9:37pm On May 27, 2016 |
I'm quoting ooo My friend said: "My brother asked my mum when my sister was born “Can we put her back, I want a brother!”" 45 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Nobody: 9:38pm On May 27, 2016 |
My lil boy said " Daddy, is it true our President and Minister of Information still wear diapers? I said "Na Fayose go answer that oo. No be my mouth dem go hear say teacher mama na witch 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Sunnycliff(m): 9:39pm On May 27, 2016 |
Uncle, why is it that I always hear you talk of Buhari, who is he? Is he your friend I said his one old confused man like that! 29 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by lanxlot(m): 9:39pm On May 27, 2016 |
My younger bro asked my dad... Daddy dox pple when them born on 29th of february when dem go celebrate their birthday if e b say d folowing year no get 29th 4 calendar. Do u knw what my dad said? Nothing. He didn't say anything. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by DrChukzy(m): 9:39pm On May 27, 2016 |
jopretty: Are you sure he is your real uncle? hmmmm 5 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Dyt(f): 9:39pm On May 27, 2016 |
My boy is a talkative He asks and talks all the time 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Cutezt(m): 9:40pm On May 27, 2016 |
Lemi Fink |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Sabotage4700(m): 9:40pm On May 27, 2016 |
Then choke can't remember jare... Daddy but if u where always carrying 1st how come we a are not rich 8 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by raobaale(m): 9:41pm On May 27, 2016 |
i remember when my aunt gave birth to her second child and her first born ask her where she bought the babay 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by raobaale(m): 9:41pm On May 27, 2016 |
i remember when my aunt gave birth to her second child and her first born ask her where she bought the baby 31 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Kennitrust(m): 9:41pm On May 27, 2016 |
where nlder sef |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by jopretty(f): 9:44pm On May 27, 2016 |
DrChukzy:let me ask my Dad who his younger brother is to us..wait I'm coming. 14 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Omotayor123(f): 9:44pm On May 27, 2016 |
My niece - why did my mum tell me to always put Aunty before calling your name - isn't your name Omotayor 36 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by biokis007: 9:46pm On May 27, 2016 |
My little sister age 4 was on mid term break when I was about to leave for work, she asked "Uncle are u going to work, I said yes. Greet your TEACHER for me o. As I always tell her when she is leaving for school. 60 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Odunharry(m): 9:47pm On May 27, 2016 |
A child asking the mum. Child : why is mum stomach so big like a ball. Mum : it's a baby that's in there. child became curious. Child : how did the baby get there? did you swallow the baby? 12 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by EMMANTOP1(m): 9:49pm On May 27, 2016 |
Daddy, can ojuju (unseen masquerade usually used to scare below teens) beat u? 23 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Zico5(m): 9:50pm On May 27, 2016 |
My son of almost three years once asked me: daddy how are u? I said I'm fine. He said no say I'm cool. I was just wondering who thought him such a thing. 5 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by virus05(m): 9:51pm On May 27, 2016 |
Can snake fly? |
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