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Wisdom by Mozie(m): 11:17am On Aug 08, 2009
The lion,wolf & fox went hunting. They caught an antelop,a gazelle and a hare. The lion said "Mr wolf,you can share the game. The wolf said "lion can take the gazelle,while the fox will take the hare,as for me I will only take the horse." The lion was furious by this and struck the wolf on the head with it's might paw and the wolf's skull cracked and it died.

The lion now said to the fox "maybe you can share it better." the for replied "the gazelle will be your lunch while the horse will be your dinner, the hare will be you breakfast. The lion was impressed to be given all the game and said. "My fox when did you learn all this wisdom" the fox answered "when I heard the wolf's skull cracked under your paw." grin[color=#000099][/color]
Re: Wisdom by mamagee6(f): 7:42pm On Aug 08, 2009
*yawns and sleeps off*
Re: Wisdom by clemcykul(f): 3:08pm On Aug 10, 2009
joins her in bed
Re: Wisdom by AccoPen(m): 3:44pm On Aug 10, 2009
@ clemcykul
Are u sure u can handle mama-gee on bed?
Re: Wisdom by mamagee6(f): 9:30pm On Aug 10, 2009
clemcykul:

joins her in bed

*flings him out of bed and locks him inside the toilet* grin
Re: Wisdom by mamagee6(f): 9:33pm On Aug 10, 2009
AccoPen:

@ clemcykul
Are u sure u can handle mama-gee on bed?

abeg shatapp dia and stop thinking dirty.
Re: Wisdom by sylve11: 9:24am On Aug 11, 2009
cool
Re: Wisdom by clemcykul(f): 11:26am On Aug 11, 2009
thank u mama gee for that sound warning lol

*jumps out of the toilet and hops into bed with mama gee*
Re: Wisdom by mamagee6(f): 5:46pm On Aug 11, 2009
*Carries him out of bed and throws him out of the window* grin
Re: Wisdom by donsponky(m): 5:52pm On Aug 11, 2009
*join him in bed*
Re: Wisdom by mamagee6(f): 8:03pm On Aug 11, 2009
donsponky:

*join him in bed*

who are you joining in bed, you're crazy.
Re: Wisdom by clemcykul(f): 1:46pm On Aug 12, 2009
lol
*gets out of bed to prepare breakfast for mamagee*
Re: Wisdom by mamagee6(f): 4:28pm On Aug 12, 2009
*Enjoys the food and says goodbye * grin

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