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Investment With The Highest Returns Now Is Politics by Vveni(m): 9:57pm On Apr 29, 2016
Guys the current and some previous administrations have shown that politics is that high yielding investment you can embark upon and be rest assured of getting everything back a million folds.

1. You can be a sponsor. Take your 'sponsees' to shrine to 'pray' and vow never to renege on any of the agreements and conditions guiding the sponsorship.

2. Elections came and gone and they are all winners. You hold them by their blokos and give them names of ministers, commissioners, service chiefs etc. They have no choice but to obey. YOU WON.

3. They donate monthly 'offerings' to you for their entire tenures in office and choiced contracts.

4. You get access to State classified infos and use them to keep your strong hold on State apparatchik of power and dominion.

You can't get it wrong as naija politician. Politics pays. Pay your due, get the heart and join the untouchables club. NAIJA POLITICIANS I HAIL.
Re: Investment With The Highest Returns Now Is Politics by qtx(m): 12:01am On Apr 30, 2016
hmmmm
Re: Investment With The Highest Returns Now Is Politics by mikolo80: 6:47am On Apr 30, 2016
and yet the so called educated don't get this concept and get involved

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