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"Beware, 65% Of Nigerians Are Mad!!" by babdap: 9:48pm On May 02, 2016
If you follow what had been happening in Nigeria since 1960, you don't need to understand rocket science before you conclude that 65% of Nigerians are mad. The cause, I don't know. Some proof below:

(1) Will a normal Nigerian be supporting a former president even with the over whelming evidence of corruption pointed at him? Answer = Madness.

(2) Can a normal senate president be going to the same court with the same case repeatedly in other to delay a corruption case leveled against him? Answer = MADNESS.

(3) Will a normal human being set his landlady and others ablaze simply because she prevented her daughter from dating him? ANSWER = MADNESS

(4) Will a normal marketer mix kerosene with aviation fuel in other to make huge profit not minding the accident that might occur and sell to airliners? ANSWER = MADNESS

(5) How can a former head of state embezzle over 500 billion naira. Will he be eating the money raw? ANSWER = MADNESS

(6) How can someone say he want his people to secede from a country and install a radio transmitter on a MTN mast and call it Biafra radio? ANSWER = MADNESS

(7) How can a general start a secession war and run away from the battle front and still come back to the country he once said he want his people to secede from and contest for president? ANSWER = MADNESS

(cool Can a normal person go to the fuel station Unclad just because he wants to buy fuel and some mad people still stand behind him at the feeling station instead of running for their lives. I wonder if the guy is with a lighter it would have been a different story. Answer = MADNESS EVERYWHERE

(9) Can a normal father rape his daughter? ANSWER = MADNESS

(10) Can a normal minister of finance approve bailout without asking for some austerity measures and hoping the states wont ask for more? ANSWER = MADNESS

(11) Can a normal governor conduct a LG election that is irrelevant with over 6 billion and cant pay workers over 4 months salary? ANSWER = SOME GOVERNORS TOO ARE MAD

(12) Can a normal former president say stealing is not corruption? ANSWER = PRESIDENTS TOO ARE MAD

(13) Another one is owing over 5 months salaries and want to build a fly over of about 6 billion where there is no any traffic jam. ANSWER = STILL MADNESS

(14) How can a normal religious group attempt to stop a convoy of an army chief with ordinary stick? ANSWER = MADNESS

(15) How can a dreaded group say western education is a sin and still use camera to shoot their videos and use AK 47 riffles as their favorite weapon of choice? ANSWER = MADNESS

(16) Can a normal group of people say they are fighting for their people because oil companies degrade their environment and they blow up pipeline to degrade same environment? ANSWER = MADNESS

(17) Where on earth will a policeman use live bullets on peace full protesters and still say police is your friend? ANSWER = OUR POLICEMEN TOO ARE MAD.

(18) Where on earth will a normal driver overtake in a sharp corner? ANSWER = DRIVERS TOO ARE MAD

(19) How can over 100 lawyers and 24 SAN accompany a colleague of theirs who is charged with bribery to the court? ANSWER = Madness. Our SENATORS too do the same. They are mad too.

(20) Can a normal customs destroy seized rice, turkey, cooking oil where as we have IDPS , motherless babies, hungry Nigerians? ANSWER = Our customs too are mad.

Beware, many are mad but few are roaming the streets. Be careful when relating with people.
Re: "Beware, 65% Of Nigerians Are Mad!!" by osesology(m): 10:13pm On May 02, 2016
Guy, you get time o! You really enjoyed this your one day public holiday to the fullest.

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Re: "Beware, 65% Of Nigerians Are Mad!!" by FOWOSHERE01(m): 10:18pm On May 02, 2016
osesology:
Guy, you get time o! You really enjoyed this your one day public holiday to the fullest.
Hehehehe....Op sef is mad
Re: "Beware, 65% Of Nigerians Are Mad!!" by Bobandgreat: 10:22pm On May 02, 2016
Op u r among the 65%.
Re: "Beware, 65% Of Nigerians Are Mad!!" by Vomm: 10:37pm On May 02, 2016
This is not holiday,it's just joblessness!!!

osesology:
Guy, you get time o! You really enjoyed this your one day public holiday to the fullest.
Re: "Beware, 65% Of Nigerians Are Mad!!" by Vomm: 10:41pm On May 02, 2016
When OP refused to see and talk about the ineffectiveness of the present administration, what can we term that?= No be roaming mad man be that?
Re: "Beware, 65% Of Nigerians Are Mad!!" by whytetyre: 12:20am On May 03, 2016
There is an epidemy called CMTNS, please get screened for early diagnosis and prevention.

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