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Ask a Nigerian politician what they think about this hot weather condition
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Journalist: What are you thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is the govt doing about it?
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RESPONSES*
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LAI MOHAMMED: This is the result of PDP's misrule. They stole the ozone
layer.
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FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. Change is here, embrace it.
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AMBODE: We have signed a $10m deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.

. KACHIKWU: I assure you the heat will disappear by 2pm 29th May.
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SARAKI: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but I opposed him, out of my love for Nigerian and that is why they are witch-hunting me.
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OSHIOMOLE: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the N100bn meant for temperature
control research.

. EL-RUFAI: We are in talks with General Electric to see how dey can generate power for Kaduna from the heat.
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AREGBESOLA: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.
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MURRAY-BRUCE: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high, automatically there will be heat. this is common sense. .
OKONJO-IWEALA: Under d last administration there was no political will to address climatic change.
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IFEANYI UBA: I can reduce the heat if d FG approach me.
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AMAECHI: Wike used this heat to rig Rivers re-run.
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FAYOSE: Buhari should resign if he cannot control ordinary heat.
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HON. PATRICK: The verbosity of this climatic intensity in contemporary
Nigeria which was caused by the lackadaisical disposition of the previous leviathan has ascended to a
magnitude dat blames become partitionable in a proportional dimension.
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GEJ: Dis heat was not this bad when I left office but Nigerians did not appreciate me.
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OBJ: I laugh. This heat dey kampe.
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PMB: (From China): This heat is kwarapt because Nigeria is kwarapt and I will fight every kwaraption and
kwarapt feofle involvd and
responsible for this heat with my kungfu and monkey style and every kwarapt heat will go to jail.

Aregbesola and Ayo Fayose got my ribs cracked.