Bisiebae:





Who force you to read it? its all about Nigerians. Naira-land, duh!

Please if you couldn't comprehend what I wrote, y did u quote me?

headboiy:
In other words, my parents aren't Nigerians?

Op, wake up from ur slumber n stop this generalisation n stereotyping

I didn't generalize.
In my first post I made it clear this was for "typical Nigerian parents",though there may be few exceptions.
Read clearly and carefully.

DrayZee:

I'm not an author. Whoever you think started it is not the author. They all come from one site. And I'm bringing this here so Nairalanders can see it,instead of just seeing bad news about the government and bombings and celebrities every time. Let them see something to make them happy.
Not everything is about frontpage. Those who come to the Education sector of Nairaland can read it.
And who is the OurSchoolNews anyway. I will only answer to him if he owns Zikoko.com

Shut up. If you are not the author, why not give the original writer some credit?

darkenkach:


Shut up. If you are not the author, why not give the original writer some credit?

Pls, make use of your brain.
Did you not see Zikoko.com on my post.

DrayZee:
2. "I am sorry."



Sorry for what?

My Mother will rather die a million times over than admit she was wrong or that she is sorry.



I promised God I will not be that way with my Children.

I will never be ashamed to admit I was wrong, nor be too proud to say I am sorry to my Kids.

.

I disagree with number 11, my dad do ask me to keep the change most times.

Mikylopez:
wen eva my parents say i love you ....i smile sheepishly

Something tells me you smile goatishly whenever you hear a guy say that!

sorry most of what you are saying are in the old school...I am a father of three kids 13/8/3 years old and I don't engage or say most of what you posted there...and in case you are wondering I am bread and beansed in Nigeria.

teekay213:
so true...saying sorry after beaten and later know you didn't do it.

dey wee js give divert d purpose of d beatin...

Example *I ddnt no u were not d one who left d gate open 2day, but last week, u lost moni meant for ur books*

Mediapace:
If you like laugh in german.
Because you dub someone yesterday and it graced FP. You now think everyday be Xmas


Mods this guy is impersonating,we don't even know if he stole this from Ourschoolnews,he even said he is posting one this week. WHO KNOWS IF IT IS THIS ONE


Be original!

Zikoko owns em all! That's d source

Mikylopez:
wen eva my parents say i love you ....i smile sheepishly

Pretty how are you

headboiy:
In other words, my parents aren't Nigerians?

Op, wake up from ur slumber n stop this generalisation n stereotyping

dont u think ur taking it too personal its supposed to b a joke 2 make u laf.if u can't laf bone

Bisiebae:





Who force you to read it? its all about Nigerians. Naira-land, duh!

From your reply its obvious you don't even comprehend what the said.

Very true.... My momma be like "T?? Will u do this for me?? As if I can say No.

DrayZee:
"12. What do you want to eat "



This question does not exist because the answer is always rice.

They will be like
MUM: Dayo what will you like to eat?
DAYO: rice.
MUN : Ole, o mo ju iresi lo. Lo gbe omi eba kano my
friend! (you don't know more than rice, better
go boil water for eba my friend!)
You would be like, since you have what you want to prepare on your mind prior, why ask?

Speak for yourself. If you never heard these words from your parents a lot of us did. My dad who was a typical no nonsense dad said I'm sorry a number of times, if you want to migrate to countries where their moral tangent has gone haywire please do and stop dissing Nigerian parents, they are the best.

Number 4 nt true

lol... I so love this

manutdrichie:

Pretty how are you

m okk thanks...hope you're fine

I can see this buhariconomy has made people lose their sense of humour....

DrayZee:
Here are some statements you won't hear from a typical Nigerian parent:


http://zikoko.com/list/nigerian-parents-will-never-say/

Do you provide content or have any affiliation with zikoko

Mikylopez:

m okk thanks...hope you're fine

I will be fine if we can chat at the backyard

DrayZee:

I didn't generalize.
In my first post I made it clear this was for "typical Nigerian parents",though there may be few exceptions.
Read clearly and carefully.

you don mess up. U come ansa am. People like to dey talk rubbish too much.

Most times parents dont use these sentences to avoid complacent behaviour from their children. Also most children tend to abuse privileges bestowed on them. Thus they are just afraid of the outcome.

NigerianScholar:

Do you provide content or have any affiliation with zikoko

Kinda

Reddington:

Something tells me you smile goatishly whenever you hear a guy say that!

Lol

headboiy:
In other words, my parents aren't Nigerians?

Op, wake up from ur slumber n stop this generalisation n stereotyping

Nothin has to b 100% to b tru. 70% is enof. u shud wakeUp. even an "A" doesnt mean one scored 100/100.

soulpiano23:
the new generation of parents gonna fault thess points
NIGERIA SHALL BE GREAT IF WE ALL TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY

oh! u took all dis to Nigeria not beon great ba? naaa... dat actuali is wat makes naija d best. we aint white.

Bisiebae:




Who force you to read it? its all about Nigerians. Naira-land, duh!

sisterly... how far naaw..

you ain't totally correct. you speak from the past but most enlightened parents of nowadays ask these questions and respond very positively.

Lmao lord my stomach don dey pain me