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Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by SHOOPSYN(m): 8:27pm On May 21, 2016 |
You must have been going to party from the age of 5years. ;DYou must have been going to party from the age of 5years. |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by Leo2flex(m): 8:33pm On May 21, 2016 |
khalhokage:Lol, I no fit laugh oooooo |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by Leo2flex(m): 8:34pm On May 21, 2016 |
corisande:Seriously |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by Leo2flex(m): 8:36pm On May 21, 2016 |
Adortem:Correct, I really don't have it in mind I'm gonna eat, if it comes well, and if it doesn't there's nothing I can do |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by brunofarad(m): 8:38pm On May 21, 2016 |
Lol stingbreed: |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by anigold(m): 8:46pm On May 21, 2016 |
yemmit90: ahahahahahaha the OP is really a comediene like seriously all these for food. All i know is that Gentleman no de eat for Lagos wedding .,because the way users serve food is mostimes wonderful,especially if one of the usher's Boyfriend is around,she will do everything humanly possible to feed him with all the drinks/food in the process jumping over other tables/guests,if you are lucky to sit on the same table with her boyfriend ..you go chop taya lol especially ushers with big asses..... |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by BNLR(m): 8:48pm On May 21, 2016 |
Stop attending uninvited events. You are not helping the economy. Celebrant should also approach proffesional events planner to avoid uninvited guest at your party. It is dangerous. |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by anigold(m): 8:50pm On May 21, 2016 |
BiafraBushBoy:op most Naija boys now no dey form ooo,, so no even think am... 1 Like |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by anigold(m): 8:56pm On May 21, 2016 |
XtraSmooth404:you must be living in aso rock not in Nigeria ,sister or brother a bag of rice is more expensive than tecno Ipad. A bag of rice is now N15,500.. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by anigold(m): 9:00pm On May 21, 2016 |
jeffizy:Truth hahahahaha my advice but it may not work for you if you were crushing on one of the bridal train sisters; go to the reception venue with a food flask make friends with one of the ushers and pass the food flask to her... 1 Like |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by anigold(m): 9:03pm On May 21, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl:abeg stop this lol. Naija babes no de cry,they only cry when the misplace their brazilian hair wey been cost N250,000 |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by meisterkitan(m): 9:09pm On May 21, 2016 |
oluwanoni:
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Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by meisterkitan(m): 9:12pm On May 21, 2016 |
BNLR: Preach bro preach!!!! |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by dipznano: 9:22pm On May 21, 2016 |
This cracked me I remember overhearing a babe at a wedding narrate to her friend 'three weddings now I've not been served, 1st one I sat in front food no reach, 2nd one I sat towards d back food no reach, now Today I sat in d middle ppl in d front and back ate, dem con talk say meat don finish to serve ppl for middle' Omo since den if I go party I dey look out for dah babe, na to sit opposite her location... 1 Like |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by shearer1982(m): 9:24pm On May 21, 2016 |
Number 7 tho.! |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by Sanchase: 9:36pm On May 21, 2016 |
A couple of a years ago, I attended a wedding reception with my cousins and when we were barely seated, one old lady in matron uniform who was obviously an uninvited guest claimed the last vacant seat. Before I could say ‘Jollof’, she pulled out a Sacks&Motors bag and began fiddling with it. The wine was the first thing that went missing, followed by two cans of coke and all the disposable cups. When I asked her if she had seen ‘our wine’, she pointed at the juice . Later she kept hovering around the kitchen area and I saw her quarrelling for souvenirs. Needless to say, when the reception ended, our lucky lady left with a full Sack&Motors bag. The only thing she didn’t go home with was the bride’s bouquet. |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by dipznano: 9:41pm On May 21, 2016 |
She most be sentenced to death 1 Like
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Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by dipznano: 9:57pm On May 21, 2016 |
[quote author=Kachisbarbie post=45842414] I am very serious. By the way, they don't usually serve what I want, I am more inclined to eat fufu and any well cooked soup than jollof rice. Ur self proclaimed affinity to fufu sounds odd tho' lool U must av six packs |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by Charles4075(m): 10:09pm On May 21, 2016 |
Op, you're so on point about those women bringing sacks to wedding reception... There was this ceremony I and my dad attended at osun state, ile-ife to be precise and you need to see what this lady sitting with us did.. Ushers: Good Afternoon, would you prefer jollof or fried? Me: Nah, thanks sis... Smiling at her. Dad: Nah too.. Thanks Lady: Yes, please jollof. Usher served her, only for her to signal another usher that nothing has been served at the table and requested for another and she kept on doing that like 4 times till her sack was full. I and my dad couldn't say anything cos she was speaking her dialect and we wouldn't want to incure her wrath.
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Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by Naikkie(f): 10:13pm On May 21, 2016 |
Funny OP. For me at a wedding that I am well known, I simply approach the person in charge of the food who is likely to be a family member and I request to serve everyone on my table. This I have done twice. The third one, I was specifically called to serve uncles and aunties. But this can only happen if you are a well known cousin sitting with other cousins and probably among the youngest of the cousins. And either the bride or groom is a cousin too...lol. |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by LegendaryArnold(m): 10:20pm On May 21, 2016 |
All this one na long thing.....just tip the waiter simple. |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by Nobody: 10:22pm On May 21, 2016 |
[quote author=dipznano post=45845875][/quote] funny you. It is my favourite food, I ate it this morning sef. No I don't have 6packs. Rice bores me... |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by addicted268(f): 10:23pm On May 21, 2016 |
Very funny topic |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by Aida13: 10:36pm On May 21, 2016 |
At the last wedding (my bro's) I saw a few of my pals sit next to the buffet table thinking they hit the jackpot.... Alas the servers started serving from the front of the loooong hall. My pals got food finally but hehe it took time. Food is not guaranteed when you sit close to the pot... Lesson. |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by callmelanner(m): 10:45pm On May 21, 2016 |
Naija which way |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by Bianda24: 10:57pm On May 21, 2016 |
The secret of having enough food to eat at any occasion is 1. Dress well. 2. Put small change in your pocket. Do u know what you will do with the money. Like 200naira, give it to one of the waiters or servers, the guy will serve you to your satisfaction. I have been doing it and its working for me. Try it. Thank me later. 1 Like |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by mikejones84: 11:21pm On May 21, 2016 |
Intreseting. But will u do, if it happens to be that u are one of the ushers and u forgot to eat hoping to eat later. Only to realise that u ve actually served everything out with out knowing. Cos I was a victim! 1 Like |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by Abbeytoy(m): 11:25pm On May 21, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl: I can't laugh oooooo. Weldon Op, it's very funny and real. |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by spinna: 11:27pm On May 21, 2016 |
the Op has masters in owambe-ology |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by Ndipe(m): 12:08am On May 22, 2016 |
Na wao! |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by Mykcool(m): 12:10am On May 22, 2016 |
Funjosh:how many grandma/grandpa you get?? Abi ur own dey rise up? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by fweshmax44(m): 12:55am On May 22, 2016 |
Adortem:Liar...you care and E pain you |
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