The biggest that comes to mind was in my teens. My elder bro had this huge ass chick that visits mostly on weeknds. Eachtime she comes , I just wonder what she'd look like naked, I keep staring at her assets with my side eyes. So one friday, in preparation for her visit the next day I climbed inside the ceiling & created a peep hole for my viewing pleasure.... I was happy with myself, I told myself " i don see wetin go clear pass DSTV & even for free" i could hardly wait for the nxt day, ive never monitored the time so badly, time movement was so damn slow, chai. Saturday reach na, this babe hasnt surfaced.. and her usual time don de pass, ah ah wetin de happen? even my bro sef just look relaxed, i use style ask am "bros i wan commot oh, incase u wan send me msg, u knw say ur babe de usually come on saturdays, abishe no go come 2day? he said she go come but u fit commot sha. finally she came 2hrs later, oboy.... she shape n bouncing boobs, i already had erection staring at her, cus i knew 2day i must see wetin this cloth cover, na so i climb enter ceiling oh.... hot weather inside ceiling, i de wait for show..... them de their de gist yeye yeye gist, de press phone, chai i don vex cus the sweat no easy. i just decide to come down wait till i sense action then i climb in again... but as i de try leave na, i just miss step, na so my leg match the ceiling board oh, the whole thing collapse, oh boy... i wan die, which lie i wan talk? wetin carry me enter here wen i fit watch porn hold body.... you need to see the look on their faces, as i fall totally into the room, i even break my arm with scratches on my back n leg... my bro said, na the commot u de commot be that? wetin carry u enter ceiling? come see stammering, men it was obvious i was peeping, they accused me of doing it long ago... pant sef i never see before, come see beating.... the girl sef no come the house again.

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If devious sense will use to do devious Tins were diverted into more meaningful tins, we all be d drivers of destiny.

Brymo:
If devious sense will use to do devious Tins were diverted into more meaningful tins, we all be d drivers of destiny.

What is this one typing?

Evidence1000:


What is this one typing?

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Brymo:
lolz bossman, pliz don't take it d way u r taking it, we r here 2 catch fun!

Lol! You're not in my mind na