Let's join hands and pray Buhari sleeps the same sleep Abacha embarked on. See as this man has successfully ruined the country in just one year.

Just in case y'all missed Acidosis earlier post on page 1.

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permanentgrace:
Let's join hands and pray Buhari sleeps the same sleep Abacha embarked on. See as this man has successfully ruined the country in just one year.

Where's that girl with the apple again?

hucienda:
Na wa oo.. bad news everywhere...

Wailers having a feast while zombies continuing to do what they know how to do best- defend the indefensible... A paradox, Nigeria that is.

LMFAO

Hmm...change could be +ive or -ive.

fungle:
my question is, why r all bad numbers increasing and all the good ones decreasing

It is known as Change.

Funny Statistics everywhere, Who statistics don epp?
where they get their numbers God knows, How many Nairalanders have lost their jobs since last year, Perhaps we should carry out our own statistics here.


One the other hand there certainly would be Job losses when we encourage some Criminals to Blow up pipelines and cripple the economy because we hate the President. We encourage subsidies on PMS while Manufacturers and the Poor are the ones that really need the subsidies on Diesel and
kerosine

DickDastardly:
Nigeria’s employment crisis worsened in the first quarter of 2016, with unemployment rate rising to 12.1 per cent, the National Bureau of Statistics, NBS, said on Friday.
The bureau said in its latest Unemployment Watch report that between December 2015 and March 2016, the population of unemployed Nigerians increased by 518,000 to over 1.45 million.
Economically active or working age population, the NBS said, increased from 105.02 million in the fourth quarter of 2015 to 106 million by the end of March 2016.
However, actual population of people willing, able and actively looking for work increased by 1.99 per cent, from 76.9 million in fourth quarter of 2015 to 78.4 million in the first quarter of 2016.
The report said failure of government to meet its target of creating a minimum of 1.5 million jobs required for the period to keep the unemployment rate constant at 10.4 per cent before the end of December 2015 worsened the unemployment situation.
The rate as at June end 2015 was 8.2 per cent and 9.9 per cent by September ending 2015.
The NBS said its computations were based on the International Labour Organization, ILO definition, which described unemployment as the population of persons aged 15–64 who, during the reference period, were available for work, actively seeking for work, but were unable to find work.
Consequently, the NBS said the unemployed Nigerian population were those who were actively looking for work, but could either not find work, absolutely nothing at all for at least 20 hours, or did something but not for up to 20 hours in a week during the reference period.


Indications were that additional 1.53 million economically active persons joined the labour force between January 1 and March 31, 2016.
Equally, the report said the number of Nigerians in the economically active population, who chose not to actively look for work, declined from 28.06 million in December 2015 to 27.5 million by end of March, 2016.
Within the same period, the NBS said total number people in full time employment, or those who were doing any form of work for at least 40 hours, decreased by 528,148 persons or 0.97 per cent.
On the other hand, the report said the number of underemployed, or those compelled by circumstances to do largely menial jobs not commensurate with their qualifications or not fully engaged for at least 20 hours during the period, increased by 607,613 persons.
The report said underemployment rate increased by 18.7 per cent (14.41 million) in the last quarter of 2015 to 19.1 per cent in the first quarter of 2016 (15.02 million persons).
The NBS said women population in the labour force continued to be affected more by the country’s unemployment and underemployment crisis when compared with their men counterparts.
While 14 per cent of women in the labour force age bracket were unemployed in the first quarter of 2016, another 22.2 per cent were underemployed during the same period.
Equally, the report said youth unemployment grew from 14.46 per cent in the last quarter of 2015 to 16.39 per cent in the first quarter of 2016.

Source:

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/203891-nigerias-unemployment-crisis-worsens-rate-jumps-518000-3-months-nbs.html

Oga everybody don go agriculture!!! There r jobs for ladies ready to sleep with their boss!

Impeach Buhari, impeach him now.

Too much dependence on the government, the call is for all nigerian youths to wise up and embrace self employment, entrepreneur and production. Look into these areas there is definitely something for you... 9jabrain.

Hmmmm...nigeria which way?, we were promised more than 1million jobs every year but reverse is d case...is this government moving in opposite direction to their promises?

All of you saying its a lie,why not login to nbs site nd see for urself,well you are all zombies so am not suprise by ur silly attitude,always defending the daura dunce

funlord:






Na lie abeg!

There were never any jobs to begin with!



"How do you lose what you never had?"

Have you skipped ur medication ?

Acidosis:
I believe these figures from NBS. NBS has one of the most (and in fact the only Nigerian agency with) reliable facts and figures.


The same National Bureau of Statistics vis-a-vis Premium Times provided this in 2015!

So in 5 months Jonathan created 500k jobs ?

In 3 months booharry destroyed what Jonathan created.

NBS must be an IPOB organization..

DaBullIT:
Quit pulling numbers from your arse

Quit hiding your head up your arse.

There is a real world outside APC propaganda lies and it ain't all roses as you choose to foolishly believe your own lies.

NO FUTURE IN NIGERIA

Solution016:
Hmmmm...nigeria which way?, we were promised more than 1million jobs every year but reverse is d case...is this government moving in opposite direction to their promises?

The masquerade costumes have been ordered from China and will soon arrive.

When it arrives there will be 1million masquerade attendant jobs advertised on the ministry of lie lie mohamamed website.

Chill out

400billionman:

Have you skipped ur medication ?

Take your special brand of 'homosexual banter to your fellow simians!'

You are too infinitesimal to spar with your intellectual god!

Get lost!

Some men have started using their private cars as taxi cabs

Acura MDX, Toyota Sienna and BMW.

People i know.

funlord:






Na lie abeg!

There were never any jobs to begin with!



"How do you lose what you never had?"

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It still confounds me that this economically epileptic government rode to power on the wheels of youthful support and votes. I didn't know that our youths are this dumb. Imagine the bold disgusting declaration that they would vote him even if he presented a nepa bill as his only academic qualification. Many of you should be shipped to North Korea and sold into slavery.

diegwu01:
Funny Statistics everywhere, Who statistics don epp?
where they get their numbers God knows, How many Nairalanders have lost their jobs since last year, Perhaps we should carry out our own statistics here.


One the other hand there certainly would be Job losses when we encourage some Criminals to Blow up pipelines and cripple the economy because we hate the President. We encourage subsidies on PMS while Manufacturers and the Poor are the ones that really need the subsidies on Diesel and
kerosine

So up till now you no no anything...
Someone advice him to go for war to stop the criminals
From blowing up pipelines.
Do your president have advise on economy?? How many?

Webleonaides:
Too much dependence on the government, the call is for all nigerian youths to wise up and embrace self employment, entrepreneur and production. Look into these areas there is definitely something for you... 9jabrain.

hmmm do you know that its actually most private comapnies that is folding up and not the public ones hence the increase in unemployment rate,besides if everyone becomes an employer of labour who then becomes labour

bfr Gej was d most abused president..i think buhari wil take over..he is such a useless president but not totally useless atleast he can be used as a bad example to other african countries..wht a shame and hardlife this idioto has brought to d country

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