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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Davecafary(m): 5:35pm On May 23, 2016 |
I remember while I was still quite young, I love to re-enact any action movie I see on TV with my brother, always giving taking the hero role while my brother will be the villain. This particular day, we've just finished watching a chuck Noris movie and then after the movie, we went outside the compound to do our own 'remake' of the movie. During our fighting scene, while trying to kick my brother, he grabbed my one of my legs and pushed me away with it. I landed on my right arm, and I felt a sharp pain, thinking it was just a normal thing and I saw the hand was broken close to my wrist. I thought It would adjust itself since had never experienced that before. So I asked my brother to let us continue with the fight but he kept staring at my broken arm and that was when I discovered it didn't straighten back. I shook it to make it adjust itself(childish brain) but it was just drooping like that. That was when it dawn on me that my arm was broken, I just screamed and ran into the compound shouting "mummy oooo, my hand is broken ooo" and when my mum rushed out of the room to see my hand, as our neighbors gathered around me, she just started crying" you this boy, you will not kill me oooo"...that's just one of the numerous hilarious escapades I had as a kid 9 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Dobxy(m): 5:35pm On May 23, 2016 |
Checked86: That your Uncle never discovered his talent neither it was discovered by someone else.....Love his tricks though! 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Richydos(m): 5:37pm On May 23, 2016 |
jonaifame22:Lolzzzz silly pussy boi.....i know sey na ur kind go like dt poem song "PUSSY CAT PUSSY CAT WHERE HAVE U BEEN *LOLZZZZ...... N NA DT PUSSY U GO DEY SHOUT WELLA...... U HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN SHA *GO N SIN NO MORE |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Thryphosa(m): 5:38pm On May 23, 2016 |
Funny comments |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by deyvhid26: 5:39pm On May 23, 2016 |
Mine was terrible just like OP's own. Then, in a class of 150 students. I took 27th position so I had to change it to 17th. Mehnn my mum detected and gave me beating of life. |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Naikkie(f): 5:41pm On May 23, 2016 |
I was banned from playing hide and seek with cousins and neighbours after being reported to the elders several times. I was usually lazy to search for people's hideout whenever I am seeker, so I'll just go upstairs and leave people hiding. And whenever I am not the seeker, the seeker must surely see me first. I just hated it cos people hid at ridiculous places, imagine in empty tanks and under the bed in another compound.. 9 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Richydos(m): 5:45pm On May 23, 2016 |
Lemme share my lil crazy act also # @ my childhood age blood of Zach my mom can flog... Most especially when u urinate on ur body while sleeping " she can flog ones shadow out self" jejeli I discovered my trick of pulling off my shorts while sleeping n when I eventually wake up on my urine I'll just shake my head n adjust my lil bro who always go to bed with his shorts on n definitely he will become d culprit..... D worse is dt momma always send me to go n buy d Cane dt she used in giving us memorable tattoos on our skin.... LOLZZZ UP TILL DATE I REFUSE TO CONFESS SUCH CRAZY ACT 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Richydos(m): 5:48pm On May 23, 2016 |
Naikkie:Lolzzzz @ u will just go upstairs n leave em hiding..... In phyno's voice WICKEDEST |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by RomanyChi(f): 5:50pm On May 23, 2016 |
I used to be a big fan of throwing things at random people from our balcony. it could be anything: spoiled potatoes, some little garbage, bags with colored water, banana peels, etc one time it was an old shoe oh poor people |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by teeghurl(f): 5:52pm On May 23, 2016 |
CXLVII: 3 Likes
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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Richydos(m): 5:53pm On May 23, 2016 |
mhizbright: What else can I say to u other than THUMBS UP D ABLE ASS SMELLER.... LOLZ |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by laikas: 6:02pm On May 23, 2016 |
hmmmmmmm... lol. i cnt stop laughin. b4 my mum puts relaxer on our hair she wil tel us dat if the water touches any where on our bodies dat it was going to burn dat part n blind our eyes, so dat faithful morning my schul end of year party she ws perming my hair for jerrycurls and mistakenly d water drip touch my pant; omo come hear shout amidst cry "my bum bum, my bum bum" na so evry body use run comout o. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Dugozpweeti(f): 6:04pm On May 23, 2016 |
I remember colouring my nails with indelible marker pretending its a nail polish 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by vislabraye(m): 6:07pm On May 23, 2016 |
DaZion: Done quite a few crazy and dangerous things. There was a Christmas season when people were throwing knock outs. My brothers and friends lit one knockout and threw on the ground. I just walked up and picked it up. My brothers were shouting my name to leave it. I just boned them and put it in my lips like cigar. Next thing I heard was GBOSA. I go report to mama straight away. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Kelz1st(m): 6:08pm On May 23, 2016 |
slyIsaac:lmao..... no be lie. |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by smileysmiley(f): 6:12pm On May 23, 2016 |
dammydrumz:I thought I was the only child silly enough to do that... I was so scared ehn, I thought they were going to cut my head off... in fact I give all thanks to God and mother's love |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by smileysmiley(f): 6:18pm On May 23, 2016 |
MsFaith:my own was my younger sister's SMA... I'll steal their room key, lick the thing finish, clean my mouth well well before coming out 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by agabaI23(m): 6:18pm On May 23, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Hmmm, you wan carry me do money juju, O deshi Oya gimme address... I wan hear am |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by danduchi(m): 6:21pm On May 23, 2016 |
Mufasa27:so unfortunate to disappoint u, I don't drink nor smoke |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by jayAjoku(m): 6:29pm On May 23, 2016 |
Hmmmm when i was little my mum would force my sis and i to eat garri till we finished the dish .. one sweet day we deviced a plan to bury the garri we couldn't finish .. sometimes we threw it into the next compound. Lol funny days 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by joceey(m): 6:31pm On May 23, 2016 |
Loyalblak007:Madam finish your sentence now to what Abeg |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by halfricanadian(f): 6:31pm On May 23, 2016 |
agabaI23: I reject it cover me nd family frnds nd loved ones with the blood of jesus try it with anoda person |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Silumi(f): 6:36pm On May 23, 2016 |
I sprayed shoe spray on a visitor thinking it was perfume. And i asked another visitor why her mouth wat large? Damn i was a blunt kid |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by agabaI23(m): 6:36pm On May 23, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Wetin you dey reject? Wetin me I don reject first? Haba!! You say make I come see you...Fear wan catch me but I come say, odeshi O ya I wan hear am. Address please |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by halfricanadian(f): 6:43pm On May 23, 2016 |
agabaI23: funny guy |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by byvan03: 6:45pm On May 23, 2016 |
1)I hide my Eba inside our cloth basket because I really hated that dish and they won't stop serving it. 2) I spread some of my spaghetti on the window for it to dry, then I take it to school and munch it as part of my snack during break, you wan try the begging? 3) I always buy Gelusil or Vitamin C with my offering money, courtesy of our house girl who taught us how to spend Sunday offering. 4) I wash my socks in the morning and roast it on our stove afterwards. 5) I was in primary 1 when they asked the king of my village, I said it was my dad. I thought he was a king for whatever reason . 6) During Xmas period in the village , I hunt dozens of grasshoppers, pour them in a bottle, fill it up with water, then bury them in match boxes when they are dead. After which I make a cross with broom stick. 0 7) I always thought I can marry my dad when I grow...and Micheal Jackson too . My hostel mistress made the mistake of sending me to her farm to weed as a form of punishment, I weeded everything green because I couldn't tell the pumpkin, the potatoes from the actual weed. It was my first experience in a farm, if it was possible she would have expelled me for that act . 9 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by laikas: 6:45pm On May 23, 2016 |
starcee:lol....oh my God. i did d same too. for a vry lng tym i had 2 use my cardigan 2 cover my head whn going 2 scul cos my classmates then called me rat chop. |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by gen2gal(f): 6:47pm On May 23, 2016 |
back in d days i was told ,if u put kuluso in ur breast it will make it big. so i did but it didnt work though 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by smileysmiley(f): 6:49pm On May 23, 2016 |
My elder sister and I were super mischievous children, home alone and its likes were our kind of movie so we did terrible things to people around us. I'll list some of them: 1. Our neighbor was a chronic copycat, she would always buy whatever our mum buys for us for her kids so we dealt with her. We excreted inside her children's socks and put it into the new school bag she bought for them. N/b: The school bag was exactly like ours, haba... she no see another type for market We tore her window net, used the copy cat clothes she bought for her kids to clean the gutter and put them inside her window. The woman even came to our house to collect some aloe vera to grow and all of a sudden our own stopped growing, we destroyed her own. The woman suffered in our hands sha and she never knew the perpetrators of the evil act till date. 2. We robbed our mum's provision store every morning before going to school. When mummy found out, she stopped the driver from stopping in her store before taking us to school, we decided to change the routine to an afternoon routine, we robbed when we got back from school against the next morning. That store suffered sha, we will put 7up inside cup and be drinking then tell my mum's sales girl that it is water. The jekuje we were collecting made it difficult for us to eat our school food so my mum reported us to the supervisor. My elder sister would throw her own away during school period and I will stupidly carry my own back, my supervisor was the person who taught me the lyrics of "some have food" and she always made me eat the food after the song. 3. I was so scared of dogs and I have been chased by 3 dogs in my life. The first was in my house, I climbed the wardrobe. The second was in my cousin's place, I climbed a ladder to the zinc. The third was in my mum's friend's place, I climbed the woman's Mercedes Benz. 4. My dad had a long throat friend who always came to eat in our house every morning. He had a wife ooo but he always came to eat eba with my dad every morning. He came one day when my dad traveled and my mum told the maid to make eba for him, my elder sister, the maid and I urinated inside and I think that was the last time we saw him for a long time. We heard he was sick but the annoying thing is that he continued coming after he got better. 5. There was a building opposite ours and my sis quarreled with the son of the owner of the building. They kept malice for about one year and during that period we excreted inside a nylon and threw it on their zinc. The sad thing is that their zinc was leaking so rain always washed the poo into their house. I'll stop here for now, my sis and I were terrorists when we were kids. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by laikas: 6:52pm On May 23, 2016 |
Richydos:go and sin no more ni. dat boi is a vry bad kitty cat boi. he cant repent |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by smileysmiley(f): 6:53pm On May 23, 2016 |
RomanyChi:chai!!! this was so much fun, I'll throw and hide... Evils!!! |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by doskie(m): 6:54pm On May 23, 2016 |
gen2gal:what's kuluso |
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