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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Kowor(f): 7:02pm On May 23, 2016 |
Got my head stuck in a buglary, stuck eraser in d nose, licking my ear wax... Abegi e plenty!!! |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Dollipsejay(m): 7:04pm On May 23, 2016 |
i cant remember one for now... i sha know that if daddy catches you outside anytime of the day you are dead |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Mufasa27(m): 7:15pm On May 23, 2016 |
danduchi:Good for u |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by BeeBeeOoh(m): 7:16pm On May 23, 2016 |
ademoladeji:Bad son of a good man, Ayaf kachew 2day. Please complete that “And Many More.. |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by laikas: 7:17pm On May 23, 2016 |
jonaifame22:c ur mouth, i no say u go lyk dat plc die. kitty cat boi |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Nobody: 7:23pm On May 23, 2016 |
halfricanadian: Awww my loff, thank God o, I for no see you lov now |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Nobody: 7:37pm On May 23, 2016 |
danduchi:Come o!Are you me? |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by mhizmarch(f): 7:49pm On May 23, 2016 |
vizkiz:you made me smile |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by vizkiz: 7:53pm On May 23, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by danduchi(m): 7:53pm On May 23, 2016 |
ComradeNwike:no, I am me |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by RomanyChi(f): 7:54pm On May 23, 2016 |
smileysmiley: hehe! exactly! |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by agabaI23(m): 8:04pm On May 23, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Abeg no carry funny guy cover oo. I want the address... OK, my inbox is open, send am there...I wan come if na canada, talk am |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by agabaI23(m): 8:04pm On May 23, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Abeg no carry funny guy cover oo. I want the address... OK, my inbox is open, send am there...I wan come if na canada, talk am |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Anas09: 8:05pm On May 23, 2016 |
Blackfire:I wan die wif laf. Superman. Send a mail with the new email. |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by dionpholly(m): 8:08pm On May 23, 2016 |
Countless of tinz don happen in those dayz, I used to goes to local pepper grinder and grind empty Item while doing dis i wl be singing dat dis grinder should makes me up wen its tym for me to urinate so dat i wouldn't pee on mat, imagine Catching fish from river also included Lemme no forget the 1st tym i press Ruka's bre*at in pry 6 was amazing and lots more |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by remele2(f): 8:11pm On May 23, 2016 |
Never saw a black chicken b4 always white and very big.. The day my uncle brought one Black big chicken, I rushed to the corridor with soap and water.. I baf diz fowl eeeeeeh sote cold catch am. My father came out and asked me, Son, what is the problem?, i said,,Daddy, uncle brought a dirty Fowl and i want to wash it clean. 9 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Nobody: 8:26pm On May 23, 2016 |
They're many. Lemme try and remember. Uhmm okay i stole my cousin's condom thought it was biscuit Then in nursery, i refused to go to school. When asked why, i told them that my class teacher was always shouting at me. Mehn that woman almost lost her job. She pleaded and pleaded, till today shez still Extra-nice to me Then i drank sour milk. Didnt want to give my brother, not knowing it was already spoilt Them plenty sha. |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Davecafary(m): 8:56pm On May 23, 2016 |
byvan03:Hahahahaha.....you must be one very naughty girl while growing up and I also love your sense of humor too. But if I were to be your housemistress, will make sure you plant back all my vegetables. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Spongia1(m): 9:03pm On May 23, 2016 |
I committed one atrocity back in the day, so my mum threatened to report to my dad. Dad, back then was this no-nonsense fella, he will beat you silly. So i faked my abduction by kidnappers. I threw my cloth and trouser away and got home around past 12 seeing everyone crying. i wasnt flogged as my mum was too happy to see me that she forgot my offence. I was 13, so maybe i was a tad immature 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by esonuu(m): 9:21pm On May 23, 2016 |
Dropping my pen on the floor,bends to pick it and then use dat opportunity to peep through the thighs of my female classmates who sits with their legs opened just to know the colour of their panties..saw plenty sha 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Blakenails(m): 9:27pm On May 23, 2016 |
When I was as small as four years I swallowed orange seed while I was eating it.. I was told it will grow in my stomach.. Damn I had a rough day I was told to lick red oil and drink holy water to kill it off and I did both.. Now looking back I know they messed with me. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by FlySly05: 9:35pm On May 23, 2016 |
I tried pulling been kidnapped on my grandma after she caught me siphoning milk and I ran outta the house. I came back hours later and told my story hoping for some sympathy but you need to see how my aunt countered me. I got double portion of beating that night. There was this kid in our house then who was always mischievous and the he came home at the end of the term with a terribly altered report card, his original position was 23rd but he altered it to 2nd and was beaten to a pulp when his dad noticed the alteration. Afterwards he was shown what he did but he maintained the teacher gave him 2nd 3rd(second-third) we all burst laugh say wetin be 2nd 3rd. Lol 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by ademoladeji(m): 9:45pm On May 23, 2016 |
BeeBeeOoh:Lmfao! Make I no complete am now oooooooo |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by BeeBeeOoh(m): 10:16pm On May 23, 2016 |
ademoladeji:oga melon lover no wori ya sef jare, we know u.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by degyoniro(m): 10:53pm On May 23, 2016 |
the awkward day is The day is saw my teachers pant...I was like yeah |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by sundoj08(m): 11:15pm On May 23, 2016 |
Hmm btw whr is monalisa185.. Oya come and confess |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Nobody: 11:23pm On May 23, 2016 |
Jacksonville:Chai Nawa oooo |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by cruz97(m): 11:26pm On May 23, 2016 |
Dose days ehn,if dem send us message,we go use part of forgotten change take buy biscuit,we go con stroll like 3 streets dey chop d biscuit dey waka so we no go carry am reach aws..lol 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Okeke1274(m): 11:42pm On May 23, 2016 |
I rem going out in d morning and returning at night na only God know watin I see |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by valralph(m): 11:45pm On May 23, 2016 |
I remember leaving home for school, only to hide few blocks away from my house, cause I never really liked Mrs. Dada my wicked class teacher in primary 4...so while waiting for my siblings to leave home so that I sneak back in. A couple from the buidling I was hiding, saw me and led me back to school, thinking I lost my way or for whatever reason, they couldn't mind their business. oh my teacher whooped my ass so much, after promising the couple and my siblings, who we later met on the way that she won't beat me. The next day....I was withdrawn from her class as per advise from other teachers who knew my parents.... today, I never really like female lectures while in Uni. Unfortunately, all ma Maths teachers in secondary sch were female....till date, I hate Maths. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by hotspec(m): 2:13am On May 24, 2016 |
i remember pretending to be fast asleep anytime we go out, so that my mum or her friend could back me home. d only reason for doing that was to rest my hands on their breasts... dont yab me o 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Taryur3(m): 2:55am On May 24, 2016 |
I can play ball with ordinary pant in all the street in my location.am only hungry when they called me for an errand. 2 Likes |
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