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| Snake bite by goodguy(m): 11:46am On Nov 18, 2005 |
There were 2 guys on a camping trip. They were having a little conversation, when all of a sudden one guy yells, "I just got bitten by a snake on the tip of my you know what". The other guy says, "Don’t worry I’ll go to town and ask a doctor what I can do". So the guy goes to the nearest town. After 30 minutes, he finds a doctor. He asks the doctor, "Doctor, my friend just got bitten by a snake, what can I do?" The doctor says, "Calm down, all you have to do is suck the poison out". So the friend goes back to the campsite where his friend was laying on the ground. He asks, "So what did the doctor say"? The friend responds, "The doctor says u're going to die"! |
| Re: Snake bite by Seun(m): 1:43pm On Nov 18, 2005 |
Funny.  But why can't the one who was bitten suck the venom out himself, if the friend doesn't want to do it? |
| Re: Snake bite by vizion: 4:46pm On Nov 18, 2005 |
@seun ever tried giving urself a blow before a job?  |
| Re: Snake bite by vichel(m): 6:17pm On Nov 18, 2005 |
Em sorry i think this joke is lame |
| Re: Snake bite by vichel(m): 6:20pm On Nov 18, 2005 |
This dog is cat one dog way cat 2 keep dog a cat dump dog ass cat like u occupied! now read over without putting dog or cat |
| Re: Snake bite by FOD(m): 6:29pm On Nov 18, 2005 |
@Goodguy...Nice joke @Vichel... Lame joke  @Seun... are u that flexible? |
| Re: Snake bite by vichel(m): 6:41pm On Nov 18, 2005 |
ok u got me |
| Re: Snake bite by FOD(m): 6:45pm On Nov 18, 2005 |
Nice try |
| Re: Snake bite by goodguy(m): 7:10pm On Nov 18, 2005 |
Seun:Try bending ur head to ur stuff and tell me how easy is it |
| Re: Snake bite by kewe(f): 7:29pm On Nov 18, 2005 |
relli dnt see anything rong with d frd helping out |
| Re: Snake bite by hotangel2(f): 7:11am On Nov 19, 2005 |
the friend should have helped... but anyways that was funny in a mean way! |
| Re: Snake bite by goodguy(m): 1:14pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
the friend should have helped him suck the venom out of his d*ck?? oh.. hell no!! |
| Re: Snake bite by owolabi(m): 2:54pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
Sucking out the venom is like giving a job blow (dat kin thing) or better which he should go to all this customer come nowww babes..............well dats funny     |
| Re: Snake bite by ThugLife1(m): 12:14am On Apr 30, 2008 |
Hhahhahahahahah Who will suck dick? |
| Re: Snake bite by clemcykul(f): 9:26am On Apr 30, 2008 |
you of course |
| Re: Snake bite by saucekid(m): 9:28am On Apr 30, 2008 |
definitely him |
| Re: Snake bite by ThugLife1(m): 10:58pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
clemcykul:Who is you? |
| Re: Snake bite by TOYOSI20(f): 5:33am On May 01, 2008 |
@ Joke Nice 1 |
| Re: Snake bite by chistiana(f): 3:44pm On May 02, 2008 |
@ poster good joke |
| Re: Snake bite by clemcykul(f): 3:49pm On May 02, 2008 |
i am who you are not |
| Re: Snake bite by segunpc(m): 4:22pm On May 02, 2008 |
This dog is cat one dog way cat 2 keep dog a this one funny gan ni. |
| Re: Snake bite by nike4luv(f): 10:03am On Jun 09, 2008 |
thats a good one |
| Re: Snake bite by krama(m): 7:12am On Jun 11, 2008 |
Well. . . |
| Re: Snake bite by Jeovy(m): 10:28am On Jun 11, 2008 |
Wicked friend, |
| Re: Snake bite by bibs(f): 2:47pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
Is this a joke or a story. ;::story story :::story tell lies |
| Re: Snake bite by lexicon(m): 2:55pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
Just like a true life story, or an article |
| Re: Snake bite by clemcykul(f): 3:44pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
article for criticism not publication |
| Re: Snake bite by MrInfo1(m): 8:01am On Jul 27, 2008 |
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