BUHARI SUPPORTERS 1. Buhari said he would pay unemployed citizens. You clapped *He said he cannot pay unemployed citizens. Also clapped 2. Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. You clapped *He paid subsidy. you also clapped. 3. When he removed all road blocks. You clapped. *When he reinstalled road blocks. You also clapped. 4. When he relocated military command to North East. You clapped. *He returned military command back. You clapped 5. He said he would never devalue the Naira. You clapped. *He devalued the Naira. You clapped. 6. He said he would not have the office of the first lady. You clapped. *He has the office of the first lady. You clapped 7. He said he will make N1 equals to $1. You clapped *$1 is officially equal N280. You are clapping 8. He said he will end Boko Haram insurgencies 3 months into his regime, he later said in December when the rains stop. You clapped. *Today, Boko Haram is still killing people. You are clapping. 9. He said he would turn all presidential jets to national carrier. You clapped. *Today, he and his family are cruising on all presidential jets. You are clapping 10. He said he would build one new refinery each year. You clapped. *Its getting to one year, no refinery has been built. You are still clapping. 11. Buhari first went to England and he took pictures with Cameron. You. Clapped. *Buhari went to England and he was disgraced by Cameron. You also clapped. 12. Buhari Promised to reduce the price of petrol you clapped. * Petrol was increased to 145 you also clapped.

That is why his supporters are called zombie Remember FELA?