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If I Were The Devil by saintsam(m): 1:45pm On Nov 23, 2006
If I were the Devil, I would gain control of the most powerful nation in the world;

I would delude their minds into thinking that they had come from man's effort, instead of God's blessings;

I would promote an attitude of loving things and using people, instead
of the other way around;

I would dupe entire states into relying on gambling for their state
revenue;

I would convince people that character is not an issue when it comes to leadership;

I would make it legal to take the life of unborn babies;

I would make it socially acceptable to take one's own life, and invent
machines to make it convenient;

I would cheapen human life as much as possible so that the life of
animals are valued more that human beings;

I would take God out of the schools, where even the mention of His name was grounds for a law suit;

I would come up with drugs that sedate the mind and target the young, and I would get sports heroes to advertise them;

I would get control of the media, so that every night I could pollute
the mind of every family member for my agenda;

I would attack the family, the backbone of any nation.

I would make divorce acceptable and easy, even fashionable. If the
family crumbles, so does the nation;

I would compel people to express their most depraved fantasies on canvas and movie screens, and I would call it art;

I would convince the world that people are born homosexuals, and that their lifestyles should be accepted and marveled;

I would convince the people that right and wrong are determined by a few who call themselves authorities and refer to their agenda as
politically correct;

I would persuade people that the church is irrelevant and out of date,
and the Bible is for the naive;

I would dull the minds of Christians, and make them believe that prayer is not important, and that faithfulness and obedience are optional;

I guess I would leave things pretty much the way they are.
Re: If I Were The Devil by exu(m): 2:41pm On Nov 23, 2006
This has been posted before.
Re: If I Were The Devil by kimba(m): 11:11pm On Nov 23, 2006
definitely you are not a saint.
Re: If I Were The Devil by saintsam(m): 10:35am On Nov 24, 2006
hey kimba,am trying to pass a message.am not the devil.lol.

exu,who posted this b/4,where did u read this?
Re: If I Were The Devil by exu(m): 1:49pm On Nov 24, 2006
I don't remember who or when it was posted but I've definitely read it before.
Re: If I Were The Devil by dominobaby(f): 2:35pm On Nov 24, 2006
Thank God for the word 'if'. . . . .
Re: If I Were The Devil by saintsam(m): 6:23pm On Nov 24, 2006
dominobaby,these are wat the devil have been able to turn the world at,4get the world if.
Re: If I Were The Devil by exu(m): 10:41pm On Nov 24, 2006
I am the devil incarnate.

Right now I am eating.

Later, I will kill you all.

Have a nice day.
Re: If I Were The Devil by Drusilla(f): 6:42pm On Nov 26, 2006
Saintsam,

You forgot to add a few things.

After doing all this in the most powerful nation in the world.

The devil would then make all the little children of the world desperate to get to or imitate this most powerful nation in the world.

They would worship that nation and trying to attain what that nation has.

Getting to that nation and away from their own nation, would be the only thing in their heart.
Re: If I Were The Devil by saintsam(m): 6:10pm On Nov 27, 2006
@drusilla

U are correct, they are lots of thns the devil have been able to do.

He has also being able to bring out different religion to confused mankind

he has also makes evil look good and good look evil.

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