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The White Model by Rolly: 6:08pm On Nov 18, 2005
There was modelwhowasalways sleeping around. she slept with all men. so one time she got pregnant. After she gave birth, the nurse brought her baby to her and this was their conversation.

Nurse: miss, you have given birth to a bouncing baby boy. congratulations! but i'm afraid there is a problem.

Model: thank you. what is it?

nurse; you baby is black

model: that must have happpened when i slept with the black man

nurse: he has chinese eyes

model: that was when i slept with the chinese guy

nurse: he also has curly hair

Model: ok that was the spanish guy then. can u give me the baby nurse?

nurse: oh sure,why not?

(model takes the baby and hits him really hard in his butt, then he starts crying)

nurse(shocked): what did u do that for?

model: i wanted to see if he would bark
Re: The White Model by african(f): 6:15pm On Nov 18, 2005
thats funny
Re: The White Model by cushman(m): 6:25pm On Nov 18, 2005
Nice one there cheesy
Re: The White Model by vichel(m): 6:44pm On Nov 18, 2005
ha ha ha ha.Lol
Re: The White Model by hotangel2(f): 6:31am On Nov 19, 2005
She slept with a dog?? Dayum!!!!!! That's a good one cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The White Model by goodguy(m): 1:25pm On Nov 19, 2005
hmmm.. cool
Re: The White Model by owolabi(m): 3:13pm On Nov 19, 2005
Did i hear you say bark ?? that means dog submitted his own quota.........whao dats cool cheesy grin cool rolleyes smiley[color=#006600][/color]
Re: The White Model by icingbaby(f): 2:47am On Nov 20, 2005
cheesy cheesy cheesy slept with a dog. shocked
Re: The White Model by nike4luv(f): 4:05pm On Nov 20, 2005
icing gat it..nice joke!
Re: The White Model by shawna(f): 11:36pm On Jun 20, 2006
that is soooooo hilarious she slept with a dog wat a LovePeddler
Re: The White Model by Mystique(f): 3:10pm On Jun 21, 2006
Recycled, But still funny, ! undecided
Re: The White Model by eslynera(f): 8:07pm On Jun 21, 2006
MMMMh, i can't bliv this thread was since last year, but i nevrr saw it,
This is reallyyyyyyyyyy funny, LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!!! WUAHHAAHAHAHA!!! grin grin grin grin grin
*didn't she want to know if the baby meowed?? grin grin grin*

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