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The Similarities Between A P_nis(joystick) And Women by VICTORCIZA(m): 12:37pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
The similarities between a penis and
a woman are profound.
For example, sometimes they will get
in the way, and sometimes they will
embarrass you. And of course,
whenever you take advice from
them it ends in trouble. You always
think yours is more attractive than
anyone else’s, yet you can’t help
glancing at another guy’s to
compare, regardless of the fact that
there is no way you’d touch.
Sometimes they change shape and
size for no apparent reason. They
can make you so happy, but can also
be fickle at exactly the wrong time.
Their relations are nuts, but we
tolerate them as a job lot, despite
them being near enough to
arseholes.
They can be difficult first thing in
the morning and as they get older
sometimes can’t handle the piss.
They can spit like a snake or splutter
unimpressive dribble, you can never
really anticipate which it will be.
Some can be closer to your wallet
than your heart, but they all like a
good massage on a regular basis. In
fact, at times they seem to be
obsessed with being touched and
fussed over, and really, some guys
will obligue way too often.
Wankers…
They come in all shapes and sizes,
the virtues of which are touted to ad
nauseam, usually by people with a
vested interest. But one thing we
can all agree on is that it is better to
have one than to not.
So for these poor guys, there is no
amount of pity that can be
expressed. It makes you grateful for
what you have, and makes you want
to tell yours that you are glad they
are with you, and that you will
always care for them. 1 Like |
Re: The Similarities Between A P_nis(joystick) And Women by Cutehector(m): 10:52pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
VICTORCIZA: 1 Like |
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