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Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Olukat(m): 8:25am On Jun 04, 2016
phransix147:
Nigeria Police Force


Benefits:

1. You are well paid
2. You don't touch your salary (kept in fixed deposit)
3. Free transport anywhere u want to go. Arik Air inclusive just hold ur beret.
4. No settling of omo onile when u are building your house.
5. Immunity from Police detention and arrest, dog no dey chop dog. (But get sense when u see soldier)
6. Freelance job when u are off-duty Excort cars coming into Nigeria from Benin Republic or Trucks carrying goods from trade fair or Orile
7. Free meals @ canteens
8. Free fvck @ brothels
9. Free drinks @ bars. Buy one bottle you will see ur money returned to u, then one crate extra from someone u don't even know.
10. Free accomodation
11. Once you are with ur service rifle u can do anything nobody says pim or else u send them to the world beyond in the name of accidental discharge

The list of benefit is endless...

So wouldn't u rather join them today?

Remember Police is your Friend!!!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Nobody: 8:25am On Jun 04, 2016
Fifa head office...those guys just shared £55M among themselves as bonus.
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Electronzeez(m): 8:37am On Jun 04, 2016
From childhood ,it has always been in this order .....Sony google and Ericsson .
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by AbuMikey(m): 8:38am On Jun 04, 2016
idu1:
u still dey nairaland?

Bros, I still dey oo, but not too active anymore
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by AbuMikey(m): 8:38am On Jun 04, 2016
bawz012:

Architet!
My Oga cheesy

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Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by olaniyan007(m): 8:41am On Jun 04, 2016
World bank or W.H.O research facility centre or any other international organisation
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Nobody: 8:44am On Jun 04, 2016
Custom,
NNPC,
Nigerian Breweries Plc,
Guiness Nigeria Plc
Nestle

would really love to work in any of the above as a Biochemist. Will finish service by october though
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by AbuMikey(m): 8:48am On Jun 04, 2016
daniwise:
we Naija can sumtyns b very funny.Where is d job na?ull b shocked dat most of d jobs hv been outsourced,which simply means na contract staff u go be o.The funniest part is dt d outsourcing companies are owned by the onwers of d company.This country is seriously messed up.As 4 me I still de observe hw things they go.Na to go in2 farming sure pass o. The Buhari led administratn shd seriously look into contractualisatn in dis country.


Nobody is asking you wether the job is there or not, rather where You WOULD REALY LOVE TO WORK if there's an opportunity

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Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Nobody: 8:49am On Jun 04, 2016
General Electric!!!

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Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Allwility: 8:53am On Jun 04, 2016
Transocean, Subsea 7, Nairaland
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Israel5(m): 8:54am On Jun 04, 2016
Israel Jesher's specialist hospital, Manilla.
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by 00Ademi(m): 9:00am On Jun 04, 2016
NB plc



Dream job.. Which is already solved. Amen
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Samakus(m): 9:03am On Jun 04, 2016
GE.

My childhood dream company. I love the brand like PMB love the word 'kworupshon'.
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by GeoOla25(m): 9:11am On Jun 04, 2016
lustra89:
Julius berger, CAC, Rcc, SON, Energy Commission or NNPC
Seems you are currently in Abuja
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Nobody: 9:12am On Jun 04, 2016
phransix147:
Nigeria Police Force

Benefits:

1. You are well paid
2. You don't touch your salary (kept in fixed deposit)
3. Free transport anywhere u want to go. Arik Air inclusive just hold ur beret.
4. No settling of omo onile when u are building your house.
5. Immunity from Police detention and arrest, dog no dey chop dog. (But get sense when u see soldier)
6. Freelance job when u are off-duty Excort cars coming into Nigeria from Benin Republic or Trucks carrying goods from trade fair or Orile
7. Free meals @ canteens
8. Free fvck @ brothels
9. Free drinks @ bars. Buy one bottle you will see ur money returned to u, then one crate extra from someone u don't even know.
10. Free accomodation
11. Once you are with ur service rifle u can do anything nobody says pim or else u send them to the world beyond in the name of accidental discharge

The list of benefit is endless...

So wouldn't u rather join them today?

Remember Police is your Friend!!!
hahaahaha.....guy you funny wella. But there us truth in it, only that you forget to add the danger part of it.
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Cleff4u(m): 9:13am On Jun 04, 2016
i will love to work for federal ministries. that is my passion
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Jarus(m): 9:16am On Jun 04, 2016
yimikaa:
Total E&P

And

Saudi Aramco.

You sabi

Nigeria's best and World's best in terms of pay (IOC).

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Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Jarus(m): 9:17am On Jun 04, 2016
Samakus:
GE.

My childhood dream company. I love the brand like PMB love the word 'kworupshon'.

You know good things.

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Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by phransix147(m): 9:19am On Jun 04, 2016
preciusly:

hahaahaha.....guy you funny wella. But there us truth in it, only that you forget to add the danger part of it.

Every job has its hazards... But in NPF the benefit supercedes the hazard...

If u are talking of death, we will all die someday!!!

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Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Jarus(m): 9:20am On Jun 04, 2016
Not exactly dreaming of them, but I fancy these companies

Tier 1 (For the perks and learning opportunity)
Facebook
McKinsey and co
Apple
Goldman Sachs

Tier 2 (For the pay)
Chevron
Total E&P

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Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Nobody: 9:23am On Jun 04, 2016
Me would love to work with Total E & P and PRECIOUSSEED FOODS Nig. Ltd.
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by abimic(m): 9:28am On Jun 04, 2016
Internationally....
1. Saudi Aramco
2. Gazprom
3. Petrochina
4. Weatherford
Locally
1. ExxonMobil
2. SPDC
3. Total E&P
4. ENI
5. SAPETRO
6. PETROBAS
7. Nigdel
8.AMNI
9. NNPC/ Federal Ministry of Petroleum Resources
All as a Petroleum/Reservoir/Simulation/Production/Piping Engineer....
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Nobody: 9:29am On Jun 04, 2016
phransix147:


Every job has its hazards... But in NPF the benefit supercedes the hazard...

If u are talking of death, we will all die someday!!!
I hope you applied and have been shortlisted in their current recruitment going on?
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Nakuza(m): 9:30am On Jun 04, 2016
UN & Presidency
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by solarj05(m): 9:33am On Jun 04, 2016
Me I wish I can work with EFCC
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by phransix147(m): 9:34am On Jun 04, 2016
preciusly:

I hope you applied and have been shortlisted in their current recruitment going on?

I don dey there since... Common shuun 4 ur oga!!! grin
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by nonjebose(m): 9:34am On Jun 04, 2016
phransix147:
Nigeria Police Force

Benefits:

1. You are well paid
2. You don't touch your salary (kept in fixed deposit)
3. Free transport anywhere u want to go. Arik Air inclusive just hold ur beret.
4. No settling of omo onile when u are building your house.
5. Immunity from Police detention and arrest, dog no dey chop dog. (But get sense when u see soldier)
6. Freelance job when u are off-duty Excort cars coming into Nigeria from Benin Republic or Trucks carrying goods from trade fair or Orile
7. Free meals @ canteens
8. Free fvck @ brothels
9. Free drinks @ bars. Buy one bottle you will see ur money returned to u, then one crate extra from someone u don't even know.
10. Free accomodation
11. Once you are with ur service rifle u can do anything nobody says pim or else u send them to the world beyond in the name of accidental discharge

The list of benefit is endless...

So wouldn't u rather join them today?

Remember Police is your Friend!!!
I will forward your name to IG for immediate recruitment. I am tempted to join them after reading your post, but for the occasional formatting they get from military guys
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by whodeyhere: 9:40am On Jun 04, 2016
FM global, AIG or xlcatlin
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Nobody: 9:41am On Jun 04, 2016
United Nation Development Programme (UNDP) by the grace of GOD

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Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by phransix147(m): 9:43am On Jun 04, 2016
nonjebose:
I will forward your name to IG for immediate recruitment. I am tempted to join them after reading your post, but for the occasional formatting they get from military guys

Military boys na envy dey make dem enter policemen like dat based on say we hold bar pass them unto say we do runs pass dem, na only their ogas dey see money... But me as a Lance Corporal if fit dey pay lieutenant colonel salary! We are masses friendly... Police rocks my guy!!!

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Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by Smurfette(f): 9:45am On Jun 04, 2016
United Nations or Norwegian high Commission.
Re: Mention One Company/organisation Where You Would Really Love To Work? by bawz012(m): 9:46am On Jun 04, 2016
AbuMikey:


My Oga cheesy

how person go fit link up with all dis kompany wey u 4 mention so? tongue
AbuMikey:


My Oga cheesy

how person go fit link up with all dis kompany wey u 4 mention so?

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