Rubbing salt on the injury inflicted by Aston Villa last night. This story pops up in the SUN newspaper 24 Aug 2009; please all fellow Liverpool fans join me in laughing off one of our biggest defeat ever at Anfield. YNWA!

FIFA Demand Gender Test for Liverpool’s Torres
Premiership footballer, Fernando Torres, has been asked to take a gender test to eliminate concerns he is a woman, according to football’s governing body, body, FIFA.

FIFA say it demanded the test three weeks ago amid fears he should not be able to play in the all-male Premier League.

Michelle Platini, himself a suspected woman, said the “extremely complex, difficult” test results were not due for several weeks.

It will take us a considerable amount of time to check if Mr. or Mrs. Torres does, or does not, have the male reproductive organs.

This sort of test cannot be conducted quickly without medical specialists; there are several ways to cheat the traditional ‘cup and cough’ approach.
Liverpool Football Club said that they were “completely sure” that Torres 25, is a female but felt that she should be entitled to play in the all-male league due to her popularity with team-mates, Jamie Caragher and Steven Gerrard.

A source at Liverpool said, “Jamie and Stevie have put in hours of hard work on the training ground with Torres and were both on the verge of securing a much sought after date.”

“We would not have signed Torres if she hadn’t been so pretty. She’s so graceful, with her flowing locks and smooth skin.”

“Some of our fan base are made up of heterosexual, males and posters of Torres adorn the walls of many those fans.”

FIFA stated: “If it is proved that Torres is female, she will be withdrawn from all FIFA competitions and matches she was involved with will be fortified to the opposition.”

The Spanish Foreign Minister, Miguel Angel Moratinos said: “We have no issues with Torres’ gender. We may be filthy racists, but you can’t accuse us of sexism.”

He added: “We are however, concerned that our euro 2008 triumph might be written out of the history books because of a technicality.”

http://newsarse.com/2009/08/fifa-demand-gender-test-for-liverpools-torres/

Interesting.
Miss Torres. . .thats what you get for looking pretty.

If Torres is female strikers like V.persie, Adebayour and Rooney should quit football in shame. . . .

yes the guy looks likea girl sometimes with that hair and baby face

link/source pls

Very funny and hilarious!!!

I laughed hard! This is good, am sure you got the inspiration from the South African 800m runner that was mandated to have a gender test!

I can only conclude that if the writer of this article is male then he must be gay

presido1:

link/source pls

did the satire fly past you?

bawomolo:

did the satire fly past you?

o boy i tire ooo
some people and humour no dey take eye see each other.

The same sun that reported that Man Utd was going to buy Neuer for 5million.

Sun is the British version of "better lover and hints"

gay idiot, I'm sure u self-service every time he scores a goal.

dayokanu:

The same sun that reported that Man Utd was going to buy Neuer for 5million.

Sun is the British version of "better lover and hints"

More like Ikebe Super

bawomolo:

did the satire fly past you?

Its attempt at being humorous was kinda lame

IF Torres is a girl, then Rooney should be prepared to play in the [b]OGRE SUPER LEAGUE [/b]next season,

Source please.

We may be filthy racists but you can’t accuse us of sexism”.

ha ha ha ha ha, this is hillarious. Abeg, make una leave my pwetty Torres alone.


mamagee,
Can't you see the link on the post? Geez, you guys don't even know what a source is, you just say source like its something you heard newly.

I'm sure this story wouldn't have been published if there hadnt been the controversy of the south afrrican 800m runner.Jobless people.

Na wa! Cant you see the link to the story? Go read it on the main site and likewise the other stories there

Where is the Breast?

There must be pussy to born that pikin na

OneNaija:

Where is the Breast?

There must be womanliness to born that pikin na

Tnx for the pix, Torres a Girl

wait . .people actually believed this joke . .some replies in here na wa

mukina2:

wait . .people actually believed this joke . .some replies in here na wa

sharrap dia did u not chop it too .

I know you are a transgendered

tonye-t and chrisical

My, my, my, you people are so incredibly gullible. Its soooooooooooooooooooo funny that you people actually believe that this is true, geez, Nigerians would believe anything they read on the web. ha ha ha.

mukina2:

I know you are a transgendered

gerraway jare bloody hermaphrodite

chic2pimp:

gerraway jare bloody hermaphrodite

I laugh

Some men like to use pheromone to attact them to women and in addition it makes them look beautiful.

Torres may be using it.

Some people use it conciously while other mays not know.


If Torres is a girl then give her a thumb up 'cos she's a supergirl.
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OneNaija:

Where is the Breast?

There must be womanliness to born that pikin na

See your mouth like where is the breast?